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Hello Texans. I am from California. What, how did you know I am a cuck? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by pede-o-saurus ago by pede-o-saurus +5383 / -0
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– K-Harbour 202 points ago +202 / -0

Needs an adjacent bumper sticker:

Warning: Student Voter

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– foxhound 120 points ago +120 / -0

They always keep their mattress with them in case the wife sees any Nigerian refugees she's interested in.

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– KekistanPM 31 points ago +31 / -0

Coming soon to Tinder:

"35 Years Old" "Curvy" "#BLM #feminist #catlover" "I like to travel the world and I'm looking for a partner in crime!" "Trump voters swipe left."

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– maverick235 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forgot: "in an open relationship, queer, dog mom, sex positive, feed me burritos"

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