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Dallamar [S] 554 points ago +555 / -1

Trump being "fatigued" is Biden hopped up on PCP and Meth at the same time on a good day, during a full moon, lol

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Xult 457 points ago +459 / -2

Chynavirus lost potency when having to pay tariffs to Trump's antibodies

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BernVictimNYC 149 points ago +149 / -0

fuckin lol this made me laugh.

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donaldismydad 43 points ago +43 / -0

CHYNA VIRUS F-A-F-O, NO MATCH FOR GEOTUS' DRAGON ENERGY!

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DonJr2032 112 points ago +113 / -1

Trump has 1000000000000000% more energy than almost everyone else in the world, not just Biden. He's a machine. Possibly, he's a machine sent back in time from the future, but I don't know on that one yet

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freebirdie 49 points ago +49 / -0

The ricin sent to him was never even in the White House. The President doesn't open his own mail.

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rationalistone 11 points ago +17 / -6

The goal would have simply been to put the idea in the public's mind. If blood tests show any Ricin or Anthrax in his system, then the public has already been primed to accept such an idea now. Therefore, they could just say he must have been exposed somewhere, somehow by a lunatic and divert attention away from them. I'm sure they would much rather be able to blame it on Covid though.

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CheckorHold 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if Presidents and other government officials are required to have an Anthrax vaccine, among other vaccines.

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AlohaChris 24 points ago +24 / -0

Trump’s Chef Will let no poison near GEOTUS.

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Madman2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

What an absolute unit! 2,222 pushups each day! Holy shit!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice try, Alex Jones! We all know this is your alt account!

Bill Clinton is a rapist! Infowars dot com!!!

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RedPillMissionary 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wut

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Barack-Obama2 22 points ago +24 / -2

I am impotent. My wife has the bigger cock by far.

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Yourmemeisgood 21 points ago +21 / -0

This can’t be the real Barack because you told the truth!

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Mad_Maximo 11 points ago +11 / -0

God damn that one is gold.

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Prayingforus20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Had to pay the TOLL!

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PyroSphere 86 points ago +86 / -0

THIS MAN IS BEATING COVID LIKE IT'S A CUCKED, GREEN-HAIRED SOYBOY WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND A MAN BUN!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 33 points ago +33 / -0

How long before leftards start screaming this is a "DEEP FAKE!!", hahahaha!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's because they way 400lbs and have a snatch the size of a shoe box.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 6 points ago +7 / -1

...and 4000 Tyrones have been up in there, because “reparations” ✊🏿

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HungNavySeal300Kills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow you're that optimistic for them

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's where they got the blm logo

https://images.app.goo.gl/y2vXKoFKwSAvKaqN9

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Medtex1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Friends don't let friends shoe box snatch...my lord...lol

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sweetcaviar 11 points ago +11 / -0

If it’s a deep fake and he’s not sick, why the fuck would it matter when the video’s recorded or if it’s real time. Lmao

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NotProgCensored 8 points ago +8 / -0

ThIs Is ThE bOdY dOuBlE sEnT bY PuTiN.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh holy shit, hahaha!

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seconds after the announcement?

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DingoDantheTrumpman 60 points ago +60 / -0

Trump being fatigued=no tie

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PepeDontSurf 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trump: "I thought I was fatigued, but it turned out that my tie wasn't tight enough. Lol sorry!"

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theesenuts 22 points ago +22 / -0

Biden/Obama/Clinton/Pelosi/Schumer/[Fill in the (D)] would have spent the entire time scolding the country and world dividing us even further.

President Trump spent the entire time giving the country and world a pep talk.

https://i.imgur.com/Ez70YUm.mp4

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 20 points ago +20 / -0

Biden could only dream of being a fatigued Trump...

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IncredibleMrE1 84 points ago +89 / -5

He looks a bit pale, but that could just be the lighting.

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MrsSilenceDogood 165 points ago +165 / -0

Or maybe thats his natural complexion and the fucking faggot ass fake news plays with the colors because OraNgE MaN bAD Either way....................

GET WELL MR PRESIDENT, YOU GOT ALOT MORE ASS LEFT TO KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bidensdementia 80 points ago +80 / -0

It's not too far away from his natural color. I worked 9 rallies in 2016 in Ohio and was pretty close to him on more than one occassion. ;) He's not the orange color that they claim he is.

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KylesRifle 21 points ago +24 / -3

I claim him orange based on years of seeing him. Nothing wrong with his orangeness. It’s spray tan.

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Bidensdementia 21 points ago +22 / -1

Even with his "spray tan", he's not orange, not even close. But he seems to accept the name cause what else could he really do. He knows he's not

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Bidensdementia 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol I think we're on the same side here aren't we. I just disagree to say he's orange when I've seen him up close and all. You can see what ever color you want to see in him. Maybe he didn't have as much of that "spray tan" on when I got my pic with him. He just looked normal. But I will say Orangelivematter

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Eadgyth_the_Swan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Donald of Orange and Princess Melania heralding a new and Glorious American Revolution!

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KylesRifle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Orange Man Glorious!

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EagleI 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm feeling a ladies night cocktail recipe coming on. Orange Julius--> Orange Glorious.

(Lazy Version)
1 container Orange (concentrate, frozen)
4 cups unsweetened vanilla almond milk (Califia Farms is where it's at)
4 ounces vanilla vodka
Garnish with orange wedge

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LaPastillaEscarlata 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every fox clip I see makes almost everyone look orange, even Juan the shill.

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Wtf_socialismreally 15 points ago +15 / -0

Obligatory fuck Juan

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LaPastillaEscarlata 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you, yes. Funny story, I was driving across the country some years back and I saw him at a McDonalds inside of a gas station at night in the middle of nowhere in Kansas. He was with some big jacked white dude and they seemed to be talking business. It was before 2016 sometime and even though I didn't like him back then, it was nowhere near as bad as I can't stand him now. He has no principles, just an apologist for the left all day long and get paid millions for it.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was hiring a bull for his wife. She was waiting in the "ball pit"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

You want aids? Cuz that's how you get aids!

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the unpaid interns leave it set to "ORANGE MAN BAD" and forget to turn it down when they switch views?

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LaPastillaEscarlata 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Jerseydeplorable 30 points ago +30 / -0

Look at the flags. That's how they are actually supposed to look. This is Trump's actual coloring without the media fuckery.

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neehl 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. I tell people all the time it’s media manipulation that makes him look like that. Just another nasty thing he’s subject to on a daily basis and he takes it all in stride

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Nightly programming."

If only the masses knew how apropos that is...

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Dallamar [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Can't pump the saturation up to make him more OJ - that was off a decent camera

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude on CNN he was BRIGHT orange (obviously fake). Where can I find video of the actual color of the debate??? Fox’s was fucked too

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOW CAN ORANGE MAN BE BAD IF ORANGE MAN NOT ORANGE

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 37 points ago +37 / -0

Because he's away from the sunshine of Melania!!!

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ChicagoforTrump 26 points ago +27 / -1

He looked worse yesterday. Very pale. He looks much better today. Glad to see it.

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +25 / -1

That's what I'm referring to - he looked REALLY pale yesterday. Still looks a bit pale, but definitely a YUGE improvement.

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TenScoops 13 points ago +13 / -0

where did he look pale? Before the helicopter ride?

by the way that helicopter could be of great service in the meantime

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berson129 8 points ago +9 / -1

I think he just didnt put any spray tan. Honestly looks better without it in my opinion

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SordidPontification 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think it's some idiot in post-processing with the saturation knob turned up to "ORANGE MAN BAD" because they cry themselves to sleep every night.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m sure he’s powdered with some makeup normally for cameras and everything.

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theesenuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesterday he had just been through getting a massive cocktail of vitamins and supplements and no telling what else plus the antiviral treatment. I wouldn't doubt if he felt a little sick just from that.

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thistlemitten 20 points ago +20 / -0

Plus no MSN to make him Orange! lol Oh, what a dilemma when he gets out, like the two button meme: "Do we make him look sickly pale or do we make him look a robust orange!?!? Ahhhhhh!"

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TenScoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

cue button pressing meme

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahahaa yes exactly!!!!!!!

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 58 points ago +59 / -1

Imagine us touting how tough Trump is to have easily beat a disease which killed over 200,000 Americans.

Commie leftists will then claim COVID is not that dangerous a virus.

Exactly, motherfuckers.

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mynewspiritclothes 20 points ago +21 / -1

IT DIDN'T FUCKING KILL OVER 200,000 AMERICANS, GODDAMMIT. STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKING LIE.

It is a fucking SCAM. Nearly every COVID death has been an ABSOLUTE LIE. Look how heart attack rates, pneumonia, flu rates have absolutely plummeted! Get with it, and don't use THEIR numbers. They. Are. Lying.

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kebabdrogo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup. Only 10k deaths with no comorbidities. Which is far below average annual flu deaths. Even then, cant trust the numbers as lots of cases of questionable deaths being ruled due to Covid, could be much less.

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mynewspiritclothes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dont even trust the "test." They didn't even isolate the virus. This is horseshit on a global scale. Consider, maybe, the extra $30,000 for every positive test in hospitals!?

God, don't listen to them at all. Please.

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

nonono see, it's because he received experimental miracle treatments that the rest of us can't have

This is why we need socialized medicine

(don't feel bad, I live in a liberal shithole, I know exactly how the mental gymnastics work)

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Rginap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol so true. Those libtards like to work their way backwards from a conclusion.

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Wtf_socialismreally 33 points ago +33 / -0

He sounds congested and that makes sense.

Maybe a bit paler...or as one person said, maybe that's just how he actually looks on a camera without an agenda.

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NvJohansson 17 points ago +18 / -1

He doesn't seem very congested, looks a little tired but like I was saying any normal human would be knocked on their ass with the med cocktail they're giving him. I remember he looked more congested during the last election where he seemed to have the sniffles during a debate with Hillary.

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +9 / -0

Being congested is more about how you sound than how you look.

His voice is definitely a bit rougher and more nasally, very much signs of congestion and that lines up with the information we were given before

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540k-Again 18 points ago +19 / -1

Anyone else hoping he'd say he's going to bed early tonight (SAT); but instead GEOTUS is tired of the Gorilla Channel (RIP HARAMBE) and he green lights rounding up all the rioters on 72 hour hold Federal Charges.

LOCK THEM UP!!

*Extra Prayers for DJ

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, you know just he's the kind of guy who would be stubborn as fuck to take a day off work when he's sick. I'm sure they had to get 6 doctors and his whole staff to convince him to go to the hospital. I'm a gen-xer and can't do shit without at least 7 hours sleep. I don't know how he does all he does under 5 hours sleep. I hope he'll let himself rest and relax a bit.

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SoldanoSlo 502 points ago +503 / -1

lol

"As you probably read she's slightly younger than me."

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UndercoverSpez 238 points ago +238 / -0

Humble brag

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I-am-but-an-egg 118 points ago +118 / -0

BALLER IN CHIEF

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ManOfTheWeast 20 points ago +21 / -1

I don't want to get weird but that is a really good looking man.

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bigdickhangsright 13 points ago +13 / -0

I did not know they're remaking Vice City for next gen.

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BaldEagles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dammit I will never be that cool.

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eastern-truman 16 points ago +16 / -0

After reaching adulthood, people don't get older. Souls do.

Not many can stay this energetic and handle marriage with younger wife as great as our President.

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

I take it you haven't shopped at the infowars store

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eastern-truman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't, but I'm also confused about your point.

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alex Jones likes to push his male vitality line of supplements

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here2red 70 points ago +72 / -2

If Corona doesnt kill him, she will

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commies0ride0free 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol whatever she loves it

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HeavenlyTrumpets 2 points ago +2 / -0

why would she do that? lol

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thistlemitten 60 points ago +60 / -0

Such a playful spouse thing to say when their ages are clearly publically know. Wonderful, warm moment.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 30 points ago +30 / -0

The whole message is just beautiful. Makes me happy hearing it.

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MemeWarVeteran69 42 points ago +42 / -0

Acucksta

FACT CHECK: Melania is NOT slightly younger than Trump, Drumpf lies directly to America

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add it to the list of tens-of-thousands of lies drumph said!

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America_No_1 392 points ago +393 / -1

I get the feeling that this man's version of not feeling well is equivalent to the best day of my life

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 178 points ago +178 / -0

I honestly don't get how he has so much energy at his age.

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Kosecant 92 points ago +92 / -0

This.

If I have half his energy at my age I will feel like a god.

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thistlemitten 87 points ago +87 / -0

He has lived so clean and well. No booze, smokes, drugs, etc. Hard work all his life, all of it, means that he's built for action and so he simply never atrophies.

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stjdalen 50 points ago +50 / -0

It's his mentality, his mental strength. It's out of this world. Let's face it, diet coke isn't healthy. But his mindset, always positive thinking is second to none

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friendofno1 33 points ago +33 / -0

I’m 29, never smoked once, never did drugs, never took any pharmaceutical drugs, and zero alcohol aside from trying it one or two times and I feel like shit every day lol. I’m also not overweight at all. Oh yea and no sodas either since childhood.

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MarsAdept 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like we are similar. Clean eating makes such a difference for me. Cutting out the junk/fast food makes my workouts better too. Still working on improving my sleep though.

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mike1231 8 points ago +8 / -0

Quality of sleep or need for sleep are a huge factor. If you sleep 7-8 hours a night and still feel like shit, a sleep study is a great next step.

Trump supposedly only sleeps 4-6 hours a night and has the rare genetic mutation gives him more wakefulness and lets him be fully rested with less sleep than others... or he’s just a fuckin baller.

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friendofno1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah dude my biggest problem is gastrointestinal issues. I’ve got chronic problems that even docs couldn’t help with. I think it’s a mix of food allergies and excess acidity. As a result, I have a very limited diet, which means I don’t get the nutrients that humans need. So many foods make me sick, sucks man.

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feel you brother just recently got over stomach ulcers that I had for a year and that was acidic stomach 24/7. Hope someday you get to feeling better. Please don't give up trying with the doctors though you only need one breakthrough.

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friendofno1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Noted, my man. I do spend a lot of time indoors working. Might be a D deficiency.

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

10k is a lot. Don't hyper-dose without your doctor's input. But take a supplement of it, for sure.

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Natman2939 2 points ago +2 / -0

Iu?

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kingkongdong 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’m similar, no drugs or anything (no alcohol) and I slept really well. I felt ok most of the time - not amazing energy.

The thing that launched me into what I call ‘big dick energy’ Was finding something that constantly challenged me, forced me to examine my weaknesses and fix them, and realize that I was my own worst enemy. It pushed me to constantly grow as a person.

Now I have unstoppable amount of energy. The sort that when I see a mountain of a challenge my first reaction is - that looks like fun let’s do it.

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friendofno1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I have a similar thing that really ignites a spirit of challenge within me. It’s drawing. It’s when I’m working on a specific skill that I’m super interested in. I get hyper focused and sucked in. It’s amazing. Out of curiousity, what’s your thing?

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brush up on the Constitution and get your ass out there in 6 years, patriot.

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +5 / -0

It definitely makes a difference, not drinking and not doing drugs.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

That reminds me, I have a Critical Drinker video to watch.

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bigbodypresence 26 points ago +26 / -0

commie tears

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Wtf_socialismreally 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hell of a drug.

Organic, too.

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shiggityx2 26 points ago +27 / -1

Decades of banging supermodels and abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Edit: It really is interesting how Kanye and Trump are soul-brothers. "No more drugs for me. Pussy and religion is all I need."

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DoesNotTreadPolitely 10 points ago +10 / -0

The life we should all aspire too.

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MrsNos 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have a saying: “you’re only as old as the person you feel”..

Trump feels only ‘slightly younger’!!!

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isitpedanticenough 312 points ago +313 / -1

Subtle slap at Biden hiding in the basement there..."No great leader would do that." Hahahaha

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KylesRifle 99 points ago +99 / -0

It was. And it’s true. That’s what pussyfooted kings have done in the past - and history has frowned upon each.

What a class act. Love this man.

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isitpedanticenough 12 points ago +12 / -0

👌

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Seenev 41 points ago +41 / -0

I think it's also a way of saying we can't hide in lockdown mode forever and we need to just go out and face it...looking at you California.

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isitpedanticenough 13 points ago +13 / -0

That too.

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Ramfan 238 points ago +241 / -3

NO TIE? CERTAINLY THIS MEANS THE MAN CAN'T BREATHE HE NEEDS OXYGEN!!! hur fucking duuurrrrrrr

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 86 points ago +86 / -0

KEK

Not gonna lie, the no tie look looks awesome to me!

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masshole3 43 points ago +43 / -0

No tie Trump means he's hard at work.

Right now he's hard at work smacking down the China virus -- for real.

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wehavetogoback 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would like to see him in some kind of miami vice outfit. Come out for a rally in a pink shirt, a white jacket, and a 10mm in a shoulder holster

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wehavetogoback 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh yeah. first pic is kino, it would be cool if he rolled up to a rally in a lamborghini. then again, a plane is even cooler anyway.

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don_piledrive_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

That could totally be his Florida look.

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Pepedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks super sexy without a tie... there, I said ir

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don_piledrive_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donald is the type of guy that can make it look good.

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Antenna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same.

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WU_HAN_FRU 27 points ago +27 / -0

Convalescing in a hospital = business casual dress code.

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CuckS1ayer 11 points ago +12 / -1

One thing I noticed in the videos yesterday was he probably feels like shit, and still took the time to put on a suit.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have had this thought for years but since you ONLY see him in suits. What the hell are his pajamas? I think of those long sleeve and pant stripe things lol

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 8 points ago +8 / -0

What if he just wore a stained white tee and pepe print fleece bottoms

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Natman2939 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s crazy that no tie is the most casual he goes (not counting golf clothes)

Like I’ve never ever seen him in jeans and a t-shirt and I can’t even hardly imagine it

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ApprenticeBossSeason 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the most casual I have seen him: https://youtu.be/PCnJyyVp8Ik?t=30

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nanowerx 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit, I think I might have looked as good as this once and it was at my wedding.

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Natman2939 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just once I want to see jeans and a Tshirt or even a hoodie lol

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pray_for_kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes please. Red 45 MAGA hoodied down...fuck it WITH the matching sweatpants only made for him.

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Epic_Caramel 201 points ago +202 / -1

Tremendous V shaped recovery like we've never seen. But seriously, he looks like he's over it.

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nmipede 88 points ago +89 / -1

All these bastard "reporters" - Trump is in serious condition, on oxygen, etc.

Get fucked, fake media.

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Wtf_socialismreally 27 points ago +27 / -0

Terrible human beings. In the comments and in the media.

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turanian_552 9 points ago +9 / -0

Media must be seething that he literally looks more energetic IN A HOSPITAL than Joe Biden.

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liberty4alll 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN’s headline told viewers ‘there’s no clear path to recovery.’

What absolute Horseshit!

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair to CNN, when have they ever said anything was "clear"? Motives unclear, path to recovery unclear...

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Natman2939 3 points ago +4 / -1

Seriously. I’ve seen people say the video he put out today was pre recorded and he’s on a vent. People are fucking gross.

I knew as soon as he was diagnosed I wouldn’t want to check Twitter for all the deranged “hope he dies” bullshit

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a rocket ship

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RPD2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet he had a good sleep. Probably why they gave him melatonin.

Good sleeps are brilliant for fighting off colds/flus etc.

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Vivadiscordia 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Virgin K vs. The Chad V

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_Cabal_ 182 points ago +183 / -1

Left is losing their minds. It's going to be hilarious when he beats China virus, beats China Joe, then beats China back to back to back.

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YaBoiJacob 30 points ago +44 / -14

beats China

False, he needs to glass that fucking nation from orbit halo style

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Useful_Vidiots 17 points ago +22 / -5

We got a real bright one here folks.

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NvJohansson 26 points ago +26 / -0

I've been a libertarian all my life because l never liked the warmongering unipary establishment, Trump is my 1st vote ever for a major party. This being said, I'm not into nukes or stupid wars, but China has to be held accountable for this. Tariffs are no longer for this, they need to be charged for crimes against humanity for hiding this virus from the world since august 2019.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +3 / -2

Make your plea to Mr. Glass Em, not me.

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah, l don't care much for dicussions with extremists on either side nor do l plea for anything, but fuck I'm really pissed at China.

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MyUsername 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd rather he just destroyed their communist regime, I hate the CCP, but the population is innocent, I want to see them freed, not killed.

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hkermit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. China has been ruined by the fucking faggot commies, they need to be buried.

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Wtf_socialismreally 11 points ago +11 / -0

+1.

Tired of China's shit.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Turn it into overflow parking.

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those idiots are already saying that it's fake, and he's just doing it so he can say how weak the virus is.

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AmericanBeef 167 points ago +167 / -0

Long sentences. No breaks. Lungs are fine. God Bless this man.

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spezisapedo 26 points ago +26 / -0

NO BRAKES. TRUMP TRAIN.

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Seahawks2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, compare that to basement Biden.

Move it up here. https://youtu.be/mp-RVd-hjFk

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skoalmintpouches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes

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jaubrey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just plain rude, referring to kids as 'it'..

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BidensCareTaker 11 points ago +11 / -0

4 mins without a cough

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem there, I can assure you.

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I_Am_John_Galt 161 points ago +161 / -0

"..The coronavirus or WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT" HA!

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thistlemitten 53 points ago +54 / -1

I bet that he only called it by that name out of defference to the doctors currently working on him who probably call it that and are dedicating themselves to saving his health and eradicating the disease. I believe that he is an incredibly considerate person.

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stjdalen 35 points ago +35 / -0

He's at Walter Reed so he's behaving

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Julia_J 3 points ago +3 / -0

xD

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 28 points ago +28 / -0

"It can be called many things"

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spezisapedo 16 points ago +16 / -0

CHINA VIRUS.

Also known as the BATFLU

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I_Am_John_Galt 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm a big fan of "The Kung Flu"

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kung Fru

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SpaceCadet 109 points ago +109 / -0

“We have to confront our problems.” - a true leader

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BernVictimNYC 25 points ago +25 / -0

Absolutely inspirational! We love you, GEOTUS!

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knightofday 11 points ago +11 / -0

That line made me sit up straight, THAT is a true leader. God speed President Trump!!!

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Banshee 106 points ago +108 / -2

Kung Flu never had a chance

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JimmyNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

IMPEACH

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spezisapedo 25 points ago +25 / -0

because he is.

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tufftoffee 17 points ago +17 / -0

I felt the same way. I love you Trump. Get better QUICK so we can make America GREAT AGAIN!

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JuicyfearsMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

You and me both

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JimmyNelson 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hate to tell you but he was talking to me, fren.

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LionTed 21 points ago +21 / -0

Anonymous sources, what a concept.

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FraudInsurance 9 points ago +9 / -0

I heard a rumor that Anonymous Sources is a very trustworthy guy

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try4gain 10 points ago +10 / -0

""SOURCES SAY""

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RonWisely 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can’t believe idiots still fall for the “sources familiar with.”

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jeffrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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sharthappens 28 points ago +30 / -2

Corrusion!

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Wtf_socialismreally 15 points ago +15 / -0

The fucking world we live in.

My disappointment is truly immeasurable in the people of this country.

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zaia123 61 points ago +62 / -1

President Trump is unstoppable. Pedes, just wait until GEOTUS is better and ready to skull fuck chyna harder than before. He will come back stronger than EVER.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanks for the chuckle. Best GEOTUS!

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NormaJeanRocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was pissed off at Chyna before, imagine right now

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bigmikesballsack 51 points ago +51 / -0

HE’S BACK, BOYS... AND THIS TIME HE’S STRONGER THAN EVER!!! FUCK CHINA!!!!!!!

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Jakefoy92 43 points ago +43 / -0

Keep praying, everyone. I'm not being a concern troll here, and I am SUPER thankful Trump is doing so well, but as he mentioned, the next few days will be the true test, that's when the chest congestion and inflamation generally reach the apex, but from how he looks now, he's going to be just fine! TRUMP 2020!!

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OllyOlly 24 points ago +26 / -2

To be fair there's virtually no illness on earth that can't be overcome if caught early while surrounded by the best physicians and specialists in the world.

Our medical technology is insane. The average person benefits from it too - but it all streams downhill from the top tier medical care that is available to people who can afford / are in a position to receive it.

If your survival rate of COVID is 98% with Dr. Joe Smith at the local hospital in bumfuck Illinois, your survival rate of COVID is 99.999% if you're surrounded by the leading medical experts worldwide.

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Johnson 13 points ago +14 / -1

Right, plenty of methods for fighting the cytokine inflammation exist, also, even if CNN has not approved them.

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mrspaulrevere 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN wants to give him oxygen and doesn't understand why the doctors are resisting.

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Wtf_socialismreally 16 points ago +16 / -0

Secret Service better keep our guy safe.

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bighomiebeenchillin 10 points ago +11 / -1

im worried about that too, but what gives me very good hope is the fact that they caught it early and put him through several different kinds of treatments, all of which have had great success so far in studies when used early before any major symptoms start to kick in.

so while normally, symptoms will show up lightly, disappear, then spike hard about a week after initial infection, the fact that trump has had antibody treatments, and other drugs pumped into him, it’s very likely that his body is already on its way to immunity and will combat much of the viral load in his system by the time there is supposed to be a spike in major symptoms.

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Forgotmyoldpassword 37 points ago +37 / -0

I think this is a subtle slight to the fda. He is taking "experimental" drugs that fda won't approve that have better safety profiles and longer usage history than the drugs they have approved. There really are miracle drugs available that aren't getting approved because of fda games such as leronlimab and avitdapil. Medical tyranny of big pharma is coming to an end.

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Dallamar [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

FDA is slow, slow for real world reasons, too many scumbag scammers looking for fast money - HOWEVER I think they really need to speed up, right to try is a good step

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Forgotmyoldpassword 11 points ago +11 / -0

Absolutely. But they are purposely slow right now on drugs that have great results and quickly approving drugs that reduce chance of death by only a little

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right to try is very good for the medical industry.

A lot of gains in science were done to unwilling test subjects.

There are so many potential subjects that are willing to try things even if it has a chance to make things worse or cause a different problem.

People can be in so much pain from debilitating but not fatal disease that they'll try experimental treatments in an effort to curb the pain. This is really good for medical science.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is benefiting from his own "right to try" program, I just realized.

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Phlutdroid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't forget hydroxychloroquine

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Vivadiscordia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, although he’s not taking HCQ right now.

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Forgotmyoldpassword 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup, this was a genius move. Many anti Trump people are glued to the screen waiting for Trump news. Him getting sick really brought out the humanity in a lot of people. Don't subscribe to the god emperor time traveler stuff but reminds me of when Jesus was carrying the cross and is hung between two criminals. One recognizes his holiness and ends up in heaven, the other spews hatred and ends up in hell

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karmalizing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Opaganib is the real miracle drug

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Jimmyjay7 33 points ago +33 / -0

So good to here his voice. Glad he was cautious, because the next few days are important. Good luck Donald.

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tufftoffee 7 points ago +7 / -0

For real. I did a double take when I got the notifcation and saw it was a video from Trump.

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CrocodileBeers 32 points ago +32 / -0

We have the best therapeutics, folks.

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +27 / -1

Donald Trump didn't test positive for the Chyna virus. The Chyna virus tested positive for Trump, and it's terminal.

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BladeX10 25 points ago +25 / -0

Trump on his "death bed" still looks more alert and high energy than Biden

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Wyopepe 25 points ago +25 / -0

THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT

Godspeed Donny!

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winningagain 23 points ago +23 / -0

At first glance I thought he looked a bit pale, but then remembered the photos and videos I’m used to seeing have the saturation boosted to make him look orange.

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tufftoffee 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's also in a different office with white surrounding him and likely blue lights so it'll make him look more pale that way too. Light bouncing off white surfaces

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Slothboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek

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JovialKlutz 22 points ago +22 / -0

God bless you, Mister President.

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BabyTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

🇺🇸💪

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SisterCovfefe 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bless him! He just quashed a lot of rumors.

I've had pnuemonia and I could not have gotten through that speech when I was sick. I don't think I could do it when my sinuses are draining from allergies, either.

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Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

With experience with walking pneumonia, I'd've gotten a minute in and then had a coughing fit. Dude seems to be doing fine thus far.

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SisterCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's what I thought too

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 21 points ago +21 / -0

Think he’s wearing pants? ;)

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EpicTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, I wondered the same thing. I think POTUS sleeps in a suit though. 😄

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 9 points ago +9 / -0

POTUS DOES NOT SLEEP.

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

the kilt, maybe, but definitely no pants lol

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +4 / -1

Is he drinking scotch?

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Captinhowdy45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only cucks like DeNiro in Casino do that.

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ovitz 19 points ago +19 / -0

I love the honesty in this video. He’s strong but vulnerable. He makes a few jokes. He seems human. It’s amazing.

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Covfefe_Baby 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not one cough, he’s not looking sweaty, didn’t slur his words, he looked focus and ready to go back the White House!!

GOD BLESS MR TRUMP!! God bless my president

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WilleZumLeben 19 points ago +19 / -0

Speaking well for 4 minutes straight. No breaks. NO BRAKES.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dude looks exactly as he always looked. Just without the tie (which I dig!)

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WildSauce 18 points ago +18 / -0

Impressed by the length of the video. 4 minutes with no coughing or shortness of breath. Trump is handling the Chinese virus even better than he handles the Chinese government. Also more confirmation that the media and unnamed sources are all fucking liars.

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Kaiheitai 18 points ago +18 / -0

We're here for you President.

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ArcticPharaoh 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nope. Doesn't seem rattled to me.

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here2red 17 points ago +17 / -0

Glad he gave that statement. I dont wanna hear from dope MSM vultures.

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ChadGrtr_vs_VrgnPkr 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump is why I believe the Great Man theory of history

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MythArcana 17 points ago +17 / -0

Looks fine to me. Okay, pack up the free toothbrush and toothpaste, time to go back home!

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Grilledpepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

In a chad move trump injects himself with the rona to prove everyone had been being a pussy the whole time

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turdinthepunch 16 points ago +16 / -0

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY!

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DougForsett 16 points ago +16 / -0

The next few days are critical, we should have a better understanding of how he's going to be treated in about 72 hours it seems like

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AbrahamLincoln 15 points ago +15 / -0

CNN: Is there oxygen in this room? Why did he lie about oxygen? OXYGEN.

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BrotherAshanti22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are the oxygen tanks!!!

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN has ordered oxygen, stat. Where is the ventilator? Respiratory therapist Dr. Jillina Bidensky is standing by.

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OkieRedPiller 15 points ago +15 / -0

He spoke longer than Sleepy Joe has in the past year!

God Bless our President!!

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holymackerel 15 points ago +16 / -1

This video has made me very happy. I hate to admit it, but the constant shilling from paid, leftist trolls online today was starting to get to me. Doubt crept into my head. Now I will relax with my family and have a smile on my face. Keep praying for everyone dealing this.

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Redheadgrrl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump’s been telling us for four years they are FAKE news. Take everything with a grain of salt.

Notice the colors they use In banners, the words, The headlines - everything they do is to stoke panic, fear, or anger.

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holymackerel 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am %100 aware of their bullshit. Just every once in while, they get to us all. That is why friends like you and this community is so important for us. We only have a few places left online to come together without censorship and I needed it today. Thank you,

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Maga_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome fren!