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Xult 457 points ago +459 / -2

Chynavirus lost potency when having to pay tariffs to Trump's antibodies

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BernVictimNYC 149 points ago +149 / -0

fuckin lol this made me laugh.

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donaldismydad 43 points ago +43 / -0

CHYNA VIRUS F-A-F-O, NO MATCH FOR GEOTUS' DRAGON ENERGY!

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DonJr2032 112 points ago +113 / -1

Trump has 1000000000000000% more energy than almost everyone else in the world, not just Biden. He's a machine. Possibly, he's a machine sent back in time from the future, but I don't know on that one yet

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freebirdie 49 points ago +49 / -0

The ricin sent to him was never even in the White House. The President doesn't open his own mail.

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rationalistone 11 points ago +17 / -6

The goal would have simply been to put the idea in the public's mind. If blood tests show any Ricin or Anthrax in his system, then the public has already been primed to accept such an idea now. Therefore, they could just say he must have been exposed somewhere, somehow by a lunatic and divert attention away from them. I'm sure they would much rather be able to blame it on Covid though.

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AlohaChris 24 points ago +24 / -0

Trump’s Chef Will let no poison near GEOTUS.

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Madman2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

What an absolute unit! 2,222 pushups each day! Holy shit!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice try, Alex Jones! We all know this is your alt account!

Bill Clinton is a rapist! Infowars dot com!!!

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RedPillMissionary 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wut

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Barack-Obama2 22 points ago +24 / -2

I am impotent. My wife has the bigger cock by far.

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Yourmemeisgood 21 points ago +21 / -0

This can’t be the real Barack because you told the truth!

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Mad_Maximo 11 points ago +11 / -0

God damn that one is gold.

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Prayingforus20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Had to pay the TOLL!