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540k-Again 18 points ago +19 / -1

Anyone else hoping he'd say he's going to bed early tonight (SAT); but instead GEOTUS is tired of the Gorilla Channel (RIP HARAMBE) and he green lights rounding up all the rioters on 72 hour hold Federal Charges.

LOCK THEM UP!!

*Extra Prayers for DJ

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, you know just he's the kind of guy who would be stubborn as fuck to take a day off work when he's sick. I'm sure they had to get 6 doctors and his whole staff to convince him to go to the hospital. I'm a gen-xer and can't do shit without at least 7 hours sleep. I don't know how he does all he does under 5 hours sleep. I hope he'll let himself rest and relax a bit.