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LeftiesAreTheRacists 95 points ago +95 / -0

Sir we brought you some Gorilla DVDs

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TheVanNuys 18 points ago +18 / -0

I asked for shark week!

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NvJohansson 73 points ago +73 / -0

Can you imagine him being told to relax and do nothing for a few days when you've been going at 120% for 18 hours a day for the last 50 years?

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GrabLifeByThePussy -1 points ago +2 / -3

Actually that kind of worries me. Don't a ton of cops die a short time after retiring?

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DickTick 62 points ago +62 / -0

Of course he is. Our boy is a workaholic and his drug of choice is America.

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KAG_FTW 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump is addicted to MAGA

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a chronic condition too.... Uncurable from what I hear.

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KAG_FTW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very true. Unlike liberalism which can easily be cured with a single redpill

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F_reddit 57 points ago +57 / -0

Kinda wish he would jump on Twitch and play some COD. That would melt the Twitch servers.

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Meme_Too 7 points ago +7 / -0

Deserves to be stickied.

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Fremium2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

I actually gave myself a laugh yesterday thinking of something like this.

The Superchat messages would be epic!

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F_reddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

This kid does a good voice over in the video: https://youtu.be/8AaN0L6b6to The reaction is really funny.

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Bbme19 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for sharing. I think thqt may be the best impression I've heard. Very funny.

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was wonderfully funny.

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Choppermagic 23 points ago +23 / -0

He might as well bang out a few more historic peace deals while he's got free time ha

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p8riot 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL picture that for a second! Trump walks out of Walter Reed, and announced ANOTHER peace deal. "I was bored, so I figured.. how 'bout some more peace?"

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Leuraness 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about playing some war games.

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MemeWarsVet 18 points ago +18 / -0

Rest, GEOTUS. PLEASE REST!

3 days of rest then... Then you can finish KICKING ASS!

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RocketHopper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Someone get him a PS4

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 20 points ago +20 / -0

Barron can teach him. He’s very good with the cyber.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

He is The Expert, after all.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 5 points ago +5 / -0

(;

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dare say it: He might learn to code.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

0.0

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kebabdrogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anyone should get an early PS5, its him

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lefty295 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump's like: "get that fake news in here, I have a present for them"

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Thingthing22 8 points ago +8 / -0

Him going silent is actually a sobering reminder of how much everyone relies on him for their money. It's a great day.

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TrumpVictorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Sir - I’m you doctor!”

“Not good enough. Pack you things, you’re through.”

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AlexAmore 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm fired!?"

"You're through."

"c...can you say 'You're fired'?"

"No."

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unclebobinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's a highly social extrovert, of course he's bored.Not to mention he was on a huge momentum ever since the yuge RNC convention, the tag-tag debate, and the back to back high energy rallies. Now he's lowered down to a boring low energy hospital bed. That's Creepy Joe's home, NOT Trump's.

His whole life he's been elbows deep in the inner workings of his various business deals and such and now he's told to stay in bed all day and do things by phone? That's a huge fundamental change in lifestyle. Of course he's probably going crazy.

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Lla26 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Sources”

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've had the country on illegal lockdowns for 200 days now, we're all fucking bored. Open the country.

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googurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sir we brought you this laptop with Rust installed. Help u/googurt raid some bases.

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stonepony 3 points ago +4 / -1

Of course he is. The guy has outworked his peers, 7 days a week, since he was a kid.

I predicted, the second the news hit, that he would tell his doctors to F' off and we will see him at a rally with full blown Covid, working, business as usual. There's no way they can keep him locked up.

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sesquipedalienator 3 points ago +3 / -0

He punched a doctor and said "Its good that I hit him."

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