Sk8er boi parody
🎼 He was a boy
She was a girl
Apparently that’s no longer obvious
He votes for Trump
Her boyfriends lame
What more can I say?
He wanted her
Shed never say
Secretly she thought her boyfriend was gay
But all of her friends
Were dumb liberals
They had a problem with his MAGA clothes
He was a MAGA boy
She said I’m tired of soy
These cucks aren’t good enough for her
He had a MAGA hat
And a smile that wouldn’t crack
And his feet were glued to the earth 🎵
Don’t stop believing by journey
🎼 Just a MAGA girl
Living in a MAGA world
She took the big Trump train goin anywhere
Just a real estate man
Born and raised in Manhattan
He built that big Trump train goin anywhere
A mechanic in a smoky room
Smell of beer and cheap brake fluid
For a smile, he tore off those brakes
It goes on and on and on and oooon
THIS TRAINS
NON STOP
UP AND DOWN PENN AVENUE
THERES RALLYS
RAVING
THRU THE NIGHT
FIRE WORKS
MOUNT TRUMP
WE CANT STOP THIS LOCOMOTIVE
TRUMP IS
JUST THAT
BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE NIIIIGHT 🎵
Allstar by smashmouth
🎼 SOME. Body once told me
It was OP and his homie
He had a flag, some zip ties and a plan
Well, they were feelin kinda smug
But they do it all Trump
In the form. Of a flag. On the train tracks.
WELL
THE TRAINS START COMING
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
THERE AINT NO BRAKES AND THEY JUST KEEP RUNNING
Didn’t make sense not to vote for Trump
You’re so smart and libs are so dumb.
SO MUCH TO MAGA SO MUCH TO SEE
COME ON DOWN TO THE TRUMP RALLY
You’ll never know if don’t go
YOULL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DONT VOTE!
hey now, you’re a Trumpster
Put your hat on
Go smileeeee
Hey now, you’re a centipede
Get your memes on
Go post!!
All. these. shit post are gooooooooold
Only Trumps heart can break the mooooold 🎵
ok sorry it took a while, i honestly hadnt heard this one before and i had to listen to it a few times to get the feel for it:
I want to MAH GUH
I want to MAH GUH
I want to MAH GUH from commies and their shit policies
i dont neeeeeeeeed em'
I've got to MAH GUH
God knows, and God blesses the donald
I've fallen for Trump
And you fell for Trump in a heartbeat
and you cant beat the donalds appeal
we've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, we all know we've fallen for trump
its reeeed, white and bluuuuuue, yeah
no one loves america like you do
but hes still so unphased
when he gets on that stage
OH HOW I WANT TO MAH GUH, BABY
OH HOW I WANT TO KAG!
OH I JUST WANT TO BE FREE!!!
*dope electric guitar/synthesizer solo here
and the train still goes on
i cant get used to riding without, riding without, riding without
these brakes on this train!
i dont want to slow down! hey!
God knows! this train wont ever slow
I did! thanks for the recommendation! that was a super tough one, like writing a poem (and I still dont think its perfect because it didn't just come to me like the other ones did. like something someone said triggered the thought in my brain and it just kept going cause I knew the song and could add whatever words I wanted but this was a real challenge! )