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posted ago by WhitePowerRanger ago by WhitePowerRanger +28 / -0

Sk8er boi parody

🎼 He was a boy

She was a girl

Apparently that’s no longer obvious

He votes for Trump

Her boyfriends lame

What more can I say?

He wanted her

Shed never say

Secretly she thought her boyfriend was gay

But all of her friends

Were dumb liberals

They had a problem with his MAGA clothes

He was a MAGA boy

She said I’m tired of soy

These cucks aren’t good enough for her

He had a MAGA hat

And a smile that wouldn’t crack

And his feet were glued to the earth 🎵

Don’t stop believing by journey

🎼 Just a MAGA girl

Living in a MAGA world

She took the big Trump train goin anywhere

Just a real estate man

Born and raised in Manhattan

He built that big Trump train goin anywhere

A mechanic in a smoky room

Smell of beer and cheap brake fluid

For a smile, he tore off those brakes

It goes on and on and on and oooon

THIS TRAINS

NON STOP

UP AND DOWN PENN AVENUE

THERES RALLYS

RAVING

THRU THE NIGHT

FIRE WORKS

MOUNT TRUMP

WE CANT STOP THIS LOCOMOTIVE

TRUMP IS

JUST THAT

BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE NIIIIGHT 🎵

Allstar by smashmouth

🎼 SOME. Body once told me

It was OP and his homie

He had a flag, some zip ties and a plan

Well, they were feelin kinda smug

But they do it all Trump

In the form. Of a flag. On the train tracks.

WELL

THE TRAINS START COMING

AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

THERE AINT NO BRAKES AND THEY JUST KEEP RUNNING

Didn’t make sense not to vote for Trump

You’re so smart and libs are so dumb.

SO MUCH TO MAGA SO MUCH TO SEE

COME ON DOWN TO THE TRUMP RALLY

You’ll never know if don’t go

YOULL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DONT VOTE!

hey now, you’re a Trumpster

Put your hat on

Go smileeeee

Hey now, you’re a centipede

Get your memes on

Go post!!

All. these. shit post are gooooooooold

Only Trumps heart can break the mooooold 🎵

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WhitePowerRanger [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did! thanks for the recommendation! that was a super tough one, like writing a poem (and I still dont think its perfect because it didn't just come to me like the other ones did. like something someone said triggered the thought in my brain and it just kept going cause I knew the song and could add whatever words I wanted but this was a real challenge! )