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Fuck having borders! (media.patriots.win) PARODY
posted ago by TrampDamp +4042 / -1
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TrampDamp [S] 112 points ago +113 / -1

But these heartbreaking stories!!! I can't ignore them.

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CdnMAGA 70 points ago +70 / -0

Fucking drama queen. She'll never be older than 12 mentally.

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WhitePowerRanger 53 points ago +53 / -0

I remember being 12 and one time I brought tic tacs to school. And as I was bouncing them off the wall and into my mouth like a boss, the teacher said “did you bring enough for everyone??” And I said “fuck you commie bitch” and flicked one down her throat like that scene from daredevil and she choked to death and everyone cheered because one less commie! (I didn’t even have to ask them to clap! They just did! 👏)

Anyways. I was 12 so, probably a bit younger than that for AOCs mental state. Maybe 5. Sharing seemed like a good idea at 5

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intoseaodb 32 points ago +32 / -0

You forgot the most important part: they were RED tictacs gasp!

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WhitePowerRanger 30 points ago +30 / -0

That is true. Little did I know at the time I was dishing out little red pills. Literally. We shall call my tale;

Little Red Pillinghood

Or Pilling Hood cause I went to school in the ghetto

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Codreanu 18 points ago +18 / -0

That tic tac's name ? Albert Einstein.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

And then it started raining $100% bills

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tic Tac Trump

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

And that’s.... the rest of the story.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I decided to play that game when I was a kid. When I was asked if I brought enough gum for everyone I reached into my desk and brought out a sack of gum.

She didn’t like I called her bluff.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

*insert Keanu reeve face here

Helloooo

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here I am at a wedding. They're still doing pictures after the ceremony. Got bored, pulled up T_D to kill some time before thr reception starts... read this. Bust out laughing my ass off; now I have 100+ people stating at me... my wife looks like she wants to slap me. God I fucking love this place.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

nothing makes me happier than crashing a wedding. even if inadvertently lol

jokes aside, I hope you’re enjoying yourself pede and didn't get in too much trouble with the misses (but lets be real, we all know you just showed her the comment and she started laughing uncontrollably too lol)

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RedPillMissionary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Affirmative action did this

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You spelled "institutional racism" wrong

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intoseaodb 7 points ago +7 / -0

She playing pick-a-boomer with her overlord?

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Cloudy_mood 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Stop shaking I can’t smell you.”

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ObongoForPrison2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

What about when Nancy and all the other traitor Dems put on African Tribal garb and knelt and Fat Nadler couldn't get back up?

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fjobb 17 points ago +17 / -0

African slaver garb, and I’m pretty sure it was Nancy who couldn’t get up. For once, fat Nadler was smart enough to realize he was going to lose, namely to gravity and didn’t bother to kneel. You’d be forgiven for not knowing this from a quick glance at the picture since he’s still shorter then some of the others glorifying African slavers while they are kneeling.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or, he shit himself and kneeling would have released the mud monster and had it running down his legs into his shoes and on the floor.

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featherwinglove 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO, I wish I'd remembered that ten minutes ago!

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Numaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only real shame is that she wasn't crying on the Mexican side.

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chowdah 22 points ago +22 / -0

I was reading an article on the latest caravan barrelassing towards America and the article was practically praising this 15 yr old with a 6 month old son as being so brave because he, in his own words, wanted "the American dream". The American dream doesn't mean we have to import all the young men of south America ffs. We're full!

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BigMikesBlackCock 19 points ago +20 / -1

I would be fine with the guard setting up machine guns at the border

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

A 1 mile deep gasoline fire

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pack it up folks. A non straight white male cried. America’s over.

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540k-Again 8 points ago +9 / -1

I would always have fun redpilling with it, because t's sorta like the MEchistas who want to cede the American Southwest back to Mexico to unify (Fake) "Azlan" again. I would point out to them, that yes someday the(ir) mythical(fake) Azlan would be reunited again... once (Northern) Mexico joins the Union. *Pikachu Shockface.

Every hearbreaking story, is one more reason why our US Republic & US Constitution is the better form of government; and why other States/Territories should join our Union. And is also why Congress needs to follow the US Constitution in creating "a UNIFORM RULE of Naturalization" rather than the many unconstitutional rule(S -plural) and unconstitutional non-uniform/individualized rules (eg asylum, chain migration, lottery, etc.) for a better part of 60+ (100+) years now.

It's like Free Trade Agreements. The US Constitution is THE original US Free Trade Agreement. If a foreign country wants free trade with the USA, real simple, join the USA. We, by Constitution, don't have any internal tariffs for great reasons, and only tariffs from outside the US. If this would be enforced, the USA would be all of North America generations ago.

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booblitchutz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mexico is incredibly rich in resources. If but weren’t for centuries of corruption they could be a major economic power.

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540k-Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Mexico's biggest structural problem is its Constitution was written during the Revolution (not after). The various factions of the Revolution: Monarchists, Republicists, Lefties(Marxists), and Outlaw/Criminal; have basically been at some level of real conflict. Their Constitution has about the structural capacity to rule a State/Country perhaps about half it's current size (ie the size similar to most European Countries).

If the northern parts of Mexico joined the US like Texas, CA, and Southwest did, our Constitution can handle it, our Law and Order can handle it. And then finally the Mexican Constitution can be enforced by the Mexican Government, from Mexico City, upon the rest of Mexico, within a few hundred miles from the Capital. Means once and for all, the 4 factions would finish their "non-political fighting", end corruption & violence, and prosper.

We'd have a 500 mile Southern border instead of a 2000 mile border, and it would solve most of the past/current/future "immigration" issues, because it's like how our Constitution was written to accept new States/territory/citizens into the USA.

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spez__ 26 points ago +26 / -0

According to a report by Amnesty International in 2014 80% of young girls and women are raped on their way north.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200228023137/https://www.huffpost.com/entry/central-america-migrants-rape_n_5806972

Ask leftists why they support this.

Also ask them why they support children being rented as tools to illicit sympathy from the border agents and leftwing journalists.

https://www.cbp.gov/frontline/border-crisis-cbp-fights-child-exploitation

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TheImpossible1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Huffington Post is not a credible source for anything.

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spez__ 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's a leftwing source so I'm using to show that it's not a right wing conspiracy or whatever people would use to dismiss it.

And it's Fusion that did the study, not Amnesty*. Whoops.

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AceOfTrumps 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huffpo isn't the original source, think it was border patrol or something... Trump used the stat in the famous speech libtards lie about (all Mexicans are rapists)

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Joeythebomb 7 points ago +7 / -0

here is an oldie but goodie of Gavin mansplaining that very fact.

https://youtu.be/kepoJt1VH2I

Rape is okay as long as your not a fucking white male,

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

She thought that Gavin must have been a complete idiot because coyotes were raping mexican girls trying to cross the border.

You know, coyotes are like dogs, right ? Dogs aren't raping girls - Gavin must be stupid - this is OVER. /s

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BingBongChina 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can’t say GEOTUS and erected in the same sentence and think I’ll come away with learning something new.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it’s kept illegal Mexicans out.... don’t forget that.

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Chaotikizm 63 points ago +64 / -1

Free passage across the border has given cartels an avenue for funding and is turning both countries into shitholes in the process. MAGA and MMGA

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Guruchild 18 points ago +19 / -1

Hell yes. iSi infierno!

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aleoperea 4 points ago +4 / -0

My uncle is New Mexican. He is very dark because he worked outside. Also Hispanic and he is a Vietnam vet—infantry. In the 70s he was working with some mohows (illegals) and their truck got pulled over. The officer asked everyone where were you born. My uncle replied I was born in Vietnam pinche cabron! And that was that. So this is just all blown out of proportion. No one legal is messed with and illegals know they’re breaking the law. Has been like this for a long time.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could care less about the cartels. What I do care about is Alphabet, and I don't mean Google.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 46 points ago +46 / -0

I guess they spun the Orange Man Bad wheel and it landed on muh “undocumented immigrants” again. I hear that they are sending another caravan up just in time for the election too.

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RegularAmerican 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hopefully the Mexican army shuts em down

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are gonna be mostly northern triangle people. there could be some Africans and asians with them but not many. As far as the terrorists go that is a real concern. Our military is down there trying to intercept and dissapear these terrorists in central america.

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boxmakingmachines 17 points ago +17 / -0

Libtards and Democrats are now the party of moral panic.

I have been short-circuiting NPCs for years now on the open borders issue.

Whenever the 'open borders' talk starts up, I tell them I am fully in support of open borders, pending I never have to pay taxes again. Why bother? Without borders there is no state, so why should I pay taxes when anyone from anywhere can waltz in here and demand benefits for any reason. It's simply unsustainable.

This usually confuses, and then angers the NPC, as if forces them to address the issue of scarcity and 'fairness'. It then can be used as a battering ram to break down this "muh 1%" myth, since they themselves are in the top 1-3% of quality of life in the world, which again will anger and confuse the NPC.

It's great fun.

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SevenDirtyWords 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree that leftists are the party of moral panic. Just like in the 80s people thought Satanic child abuse was everywhere, now leftists think that racism is everywhere.

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, except satanic child abuse is real. It’s probably why they switched it up from something the everyone united against to something that divides us.

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SevenDirtyWords 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you aren't familiar with the accusations that were made back in the 1980s, people's lives were being ruined over accusations that were totally ludicrous. Real instances of abuse happen, but false accusations happen too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes we are thinking of the children, our children; why don’t you try thinking of them for a change? Our children who we don’t want to go to an understaffed school and sit in classes that get dumbed down so ESL students can keep up. We don’t want our children to grow up in a gangland or with widespread drugs. We don’t want our children getting tuberculosis from their children. We want our poor children to get free breakfast and lunch at school, without the program being flooded. We don’t want our children on the road next to unlicensed and uninsured hit and run machines. We want our children to have a chance at learning a trade and profiting. We want our children to be able to get low skill jobs in their teens.

It’s our job to worry about our children and it’s their job to worry about theirs. If that makes them bring their kids here, then it’s our job to turn off the magnet and put up a wall.

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featherwinglove 10 points ago +12 / -2

An unhappy bunch I'm sure. They know nothing but Soros ;)

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re all wrong. They may control the media but Communist China owns the media and ultimately has final say.

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Redditiscucked2 2 points ago +4 / -2

I sure hope they dont control academia

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WarGreymon77 21 points ago +21 / -0

Isn't it weird how every time the Democrats get caught red handed, it's a "right-wing conspiracy theory" from a "questionable alt-right source"?

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featherwinglove 20 points ago +20 / -0

"BUILD THE WALL"

- chant often heard at Trump rallies peaceful protests.

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Suture_Self 9 points ago +9 / -0

Law and order. Borders are about taming the chaos. Borders keep things orderly. You don't mix your peas and your mac and cheese together. To maintain order and to preserve diversity, you must have borders. Homogenization is the opposite of diversity.

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Suture_Self 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to deport antifa and all communist sympathizers as well. Revoke their citizenship. OUT OUT OUT

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IntrepidBurger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. In Psychology, liberals score very high in Openness compared to conservatives, which translates to lacking standards of any kind. At the extreme, it means not even having definitions for things.

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Lurker404 19 points ago +19 / -0

Literally the current state of the media and politics in Germany. Nothing but lies and propaganda. They use pictures and stories of young, sick girls to convince people to take in more and more migrants.

Of course once they actually get here they turn out to be the usual 90% males, many of whom just happen to share the exact same birthday so they can claim to be minors. This happens so often the government now refuses to publish statistics about who they ferry over here because they got burned badly a few months ago with the same tactic.

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TheMediaLies 7 points ago +7 / -0

So blessed to have those fighting aged males errr I mean doctors and lawyers. As a young man myself, young men should not be refugees. You stay and fix that shithole, otherwise more retards just like you are going to keep streaming into my country for 20 years, while my government provides just enough economic aid to keep the charade afloat.

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Redditiscucked2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn you're right, we must abolish all borders

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MidwestNorsk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Strong border = fewer will make the dangerous journey putting themselves in that danger.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh we’re doing this now?

Ok here’s some heartbreaking photos that’ll make you say “damn WhitePowerRanger. Let’s start you a gofundme!”

And it’s just an album of me eating spaghettios and ramen noodles

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DonJr2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where can I donate?

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

here ya go fam

Be sure to share with your frens and fellow pedes who want to help end my struggle

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Mike0xquitelong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fine. If you want no borders, let the US annex the entire world. You want to be an American? There ya go. Now pay your fucking taxes like everyone else or go straight to prison.

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FreedomFromGovt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the point of this exercise: to turn the US into a global empire in exactly the same way that Rome was transformed from a small peninsular republic to trans-Mediterranean empire under Augustus. It was the beginning of the end of Rome. So many foreigners, who didn't give a shit about Rome's founding Latin culture, nor its constitution, or laws, flooded into the empire, that they tipped the demographic balance away from its 'blue-collar', free-farmer, Italic roots (think white, middle-America), that it sank the state.

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MySidesGoUp 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a spitting image of Upstate ny ‘news’. Between print and local news- the marxism is so stronk they can’t even cover violent crimes or show the perp.

When historians look back at the fall of America they will see NY as the template for instructions to destroy a society.

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GreyKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I simply can’t believe they argue from an honest position, I think they are liars. I believe they want no borders, but it isn’t to help anyone but maybe themselves through votes.

Flooding in workers faster than the job market growth, flooding in net-negative contributors to social welfare even though the system isn’t solvent, knowing full well they send millions if not billions back to other countries, all while tipping the culture to destroy historical American culture and history while increasing crime(I worked in prisons and jails for over a decade, the amount of Spanish speaking and first born generation criminals is staggering)

Democrats not only deserve failure and removal, but continue to score extra credit point in complete and utter failure...

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 4 points ago +4 / -0

14 photos that will make me say "fuck just having a wall. We need machine gun nests and minefields"

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Edial 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brown parasites. Should be shot on sight.

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ArticleISection10 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh and once I get comfortable I'm just going to demand shit and tell white people they are racist for everyyyything

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Medtex1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soooo fucking on point..

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NationalFervor 3 points ago +3 / -0

But it's a PERSON OF COLOR DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?? THEY'RE SPECIAL!!

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ArticleISection10 3 points ago +3 / -0

p.s I'm keeping my dual citizenship and will take advantage of everything and have a country to flee too when this one burns to the ground

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Just sayin the minimum wage should be $100 dollars an hour. I want a 72-inch flat screen television why shouldn't everybody have them ? It's a human right, brah ..."

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh but the guy who does the shrimp boats is getting effed over because he cant hire illegals. Oh no #wetbuzzardfart

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well they fixed that with NAFTA by making it amazingly cheaper to buy your shrimp FROM Mexico. See how that works?

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StrangeAnimal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bwown pepo cwying oh noooo

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IslamIsEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Build the wall.

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OK_Citizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libs are ruled by emotion not intellect.

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ApocalypseWoW 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless the Trump wall!

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Terrysilver35 2 points ago +2 / -0

It makes me uneasy having boarders in the case Creepy Joe gets elected and then women and children can't evade communism.

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bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of the news today is designed to emotionally manipulate you rather than give you the facts to make your own decisions.

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Terrysilver35 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news is that if Creepy Joe gets elected everyone will be fleeing to Guatemala.

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bleeding hearts with no perspective.

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets correct the above statement okay " 14 HEARTBREAKING PHOTOS THAT WERE STAGED " just like the little boy laying on the ground with boot on his head that when the camera pans out it shows him holding the boot.

SO I SAY TO YOU BLEEDING HEART FUCKERS KISS MY ASS IT IS NOT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO FINANCE THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND THE LAZY FREE LOADERS FROM OUT SIDE OF America.. Let them grow balls and fix their countries themselves.

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GreenBC 2 points ago +2 / -0

oldie but goldie

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FlamingButBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOOOOOOOL

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just so backwards. The same people that want every outcast and downtrodden person to move to the US, would also call the US evil and vehemently fight against the US overthrowing corrupt leaders in other countries.

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_fuckallofyou_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wherever there's a lot of brown people there's a lot of crime.

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Dragonus445 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only border i want eradicated is the Ireland - NI border UNIFY THE ISLAND

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don_piledrive_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin lol

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TheJamesRocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smuggies was one of the best forums on Reddit (aside from the_Donald). It is a shame that it was taken down.

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

This current migrant caravan is full of people who just want jobs because the pandemic shut them down. Why do they think it’s any better up here? I hope Mexico crushes them.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: Trump is building ghettos similar to Hitler in Democrat cities reminiscent of Warsaw and others.

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SLICKNICKV69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed so damn hard at this

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libman 1 point ago +2 / -1

National borders are an extension of Private Property.

If you're against one, you're against the other.

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