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Binski 33 points ago +33 / -0

I'm doing keto and this hurts to look at reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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blacktankguy 22 points ago +23 / -1

Double up on the bacon and coffee, and toss the pancake and OJ

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Binski 14 points ago +14 / -0

kek. Pretty much.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Disregard the copious amounts of cane syrup lol

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Bob383 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s one thing the north has that’s not as common or popular in the south. Maple syrup. I went to Vermont for vacation, there’s a place called April’s Maple https://aprilsmaple.com/ they make fresh maple syrup. I highly recommend the amber colored syrup. It’s the best syrup I’ve ever had. It’s a little runny compared to cheap fake syrup though.

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Aidan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. Maple syrup is amazing, no comparison to fake stuff

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Miztivin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now we do have Pure, Dark cane syrup and it's really good.

Yet iv never had real maple syrup so who am I to compare XD

Needa try some sometime.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not as popular in the south but it is available.

I'm well south of the Mason Dixon and have a bottle of President's Choice in my fridge. I love the Vermont stuff too but there is something about the Canadian maple syrup that is just better.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I have it sent from a sugar shack in Canada. Every table I have ever had breakfast on had maple syrup, or the terrible maple flavored corn syrup

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Bob383 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to know. My mistake, that being said, maybe you should consider buying American from April’s Maple. It’s direct from the sugar shack too. I drove past the hoses lol

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Ioxvm 3 points ago +3 / -0

More bacon > Pancakes

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget to double up on the guns!

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fingerofkek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those are keto pancakes smothered in a pork demi-glacé.

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not_a_shill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Carbs eaten at gun-side does not count.

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VoltronGreen1981 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm full on carnivore and I don't miss the carbs.

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Sweetpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s something I’ve noticed since getting diagnosed with type 1. Now that I don’t eat carbs all the time I’m rarely ever hungry.

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Woohan 21 points ago +22 / -1

I'm so happy to be from the South and my boyfriend, who is from NYC and loves his guns, FREEDOM, and great weather, loves it here too. He's also learned to love GEOTUS and will be voting for him after sitting 2016 out. Being in the South and not being forced to be miserable by our governor (looking at you Pennsylvania and Michigan) has that effect on people! Enjoy your breakfast!

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aangler100 18 points ago +19 / -1

Michigan's governor was just outlawed by Michigan's Supreme Court. Make Michigan Great Again.

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Woohan 11 points ago +12 / -1

That was great news. They need to do Pennsylvania. I have some friends there who have really really suffered this year, both personally and professionally due to the governor's policies.

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Mrsfedo 10 points ago +10 / -0

The PA Governors order on gathering restrictions was deemed unconstitutional by higher courts. Guess what our county did (Montgomery) did? Made their own unconstitutional local ordinance that makes you apply for a permit to gather in groups of more than 25 indoor or 250 outdoor. You have to submit your safety plan to them and they will let you know if they think your event is ok or not.

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Woohan 4 points ago +5 / -1

That is out of control. And don't we have a constitutional right to free assembly? I don't remember there being any conditions on that.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit what the fuck. Im surprised New York hasn't done that yet

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to doxx myself, but Hi, Neighbor!

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

She keeps reminding us the change won't kick in for 3 weeks, from the court decision. Keep wearing those masks folks. Nothing can open up. Halloween is still cancelled - probably.

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FuckCommies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't believe the news printed that. It's all lip service from the bitch. The Michigan Supreme Court ruled then clarified that all her EO's were null and void retroactive to April 30th because they are unconstitutional. It's over.

Funny how she picked three weeks because election day was too on the nose.

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow! I didn't find that anywhere! Here I go, back to the gym. Having to mask while exercising was one of the most idiotic requirements... of many.

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Alpha_Female21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oakland county health department made it a misdemeanor to be out in public without a mask.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish I could handle the heat, the south seems comfy af 🇺🇸😿🇺🇸

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Woohan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Come on down! We have air conditioning!

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +3 / -2

Grip safety is the term you are looking for.

You want a safety design to admire or hate, depending on your taste, look at the race gun Matt on Demolition Ranch (his YouTube channel) and his black friend shot just a few days ago.

It even has an ambi charging handle! Nice for ladies and people with weaker finger strength from age or injury. Pull it back like a semi auto rifle and the first round is chambered with very little effort.

Slick silver and gold spec too, a true "nail driver" of a pistol. The grin on both their faces when they first shot the piece is priceless... felt recoil more like a .22 or pellet gun.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Trump Hotels used the cherry blossoms in D.C to promote their D.C. property in 2017. The left lost shit collective mind over it. I bought the over-priced coffee mug to commemorate it.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love cherry blossoms

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Wearyman 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought the same thing. confusedGandalf.jpg

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TownesVanCamp [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

See my response to the above poster.

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spilled some coffee on your pancakes.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's 100% cane syrup.

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M4ster_Yoda 5 points ago +5 / -0

breakfast for champions eating, you are.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black Coffee Matters.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's only coffee when it's black. Once you all start putting that candy stuff in it..... Well at that point coffee is merely an ingredient.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Milk and Splenda qualify as Candy Stuff? 'Cause I can't drink black, it makes me vomit (literally, my stomach is iron in every other regard, but black coffee or tea just wrecks me,) but all that Frapo Crapo double enchilada mocha hazelsack shit is garbage.

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I still be a coffee snob too if I like a little stevia in mine?

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not enough bacon

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see a few carbs added this morning for dragon energy. Did you make this or your lovely wife.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I did.

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two_womps 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooohhhhh ... molasses. Guess I’m making buttermilk pancakes this morning

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cane syrup

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Sansa_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now, I'm hungry.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mfw i upvote an awesome breafast shot, and the tally registers 666.....omg! Check the comments and it's already up to 678, whew.........

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sorry Hon. Couldn't find the knife to go with the fork. I hear the gun is more effective. Enjoy your breakfast.

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Avdimar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just had Waffle House triple hash browns scattered with a couple of eggs on top, gonna go lie down for a coma or two.

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NotaBagel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me think of the diner scenes in Pulp Fiction for some reason

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a really pretty Coffee mug.

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

This picture screams freedom.

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UncleTrumpsBand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooooo I ‘member!

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came back to look at this again.

Dieting SUCKS, man.

But tomorrow is Food Day. I will make up for lost time. There Will Be Bacon.

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Wootarfa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, my favorite eating utensil: the gun.

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Dufranepartyofone 1 point ago +2 / -1

back when family breakfasts were a thing i usually held the toast in the left hand and the fork on the right but you do you buddy

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I shoot right handed. That may make more sense.of things for you.

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Dufranepartyofone 1 point ago +2 / -1

i assumed as much :)

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is the side of eggs?and that better be maple syrup. Love the large format flap jacks, legit. What's on that mug? I see Trump, but curious on the theme.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cane syrup on 3 pecan pancakes. There was no room on my plate or in my stomach for eggs.

The mug is from Trump hotels DC property during the cherry blossom season in 2017

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome. Made the GF bacon pecan pancakes at the family cabin last weekend. They are so flippin good. BTW your knife looks funny. 😂

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DeusVultIntensifies 1 point ago +2 / -1

You must have a helluva metabolism to process those calories. We have the best metabolisms folks, truly the best. You won't see metabolisms like this anywhere else- I tell you. But seriously- looks amazing.

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TownesVanCamp [S] 2 points ago +4 / -2

I'm 44 years old. 220 lbs, 6'4. I work 50 hour weeks on an overnight shift. I am also a full time student, husband, and father to a 21 year old. I have a 13 year old bloodhound who sleeps 23 hours a day and a 1 year old vizsla who sleeps 1 hour a day. I manage to run with the puppy and workout 4 mornings every week. I keep moving friend, and I look good doing it.

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LeftistsAreInsane -1 points ago +1 / -2

Actually that breakfast isn't all that big. I'm 160 lbs on my best day and I could eat that without much of an issue. Damn good looking bacon!

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JackOfDiamonds 0 points ago +2 / -2

Damn, dude. Be sure to walk that off. We need you healthy, lol.

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BigMikesBlackCock -3 points ago +1 / -4

Fake butter = fake Patriot

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TownesVanCamp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fake butter?