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*sips tea* CLOWN WORLD (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Sunsetmal ago by Sunsetmal +1332 / -0
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Sunsetmal [S] 45 points ago +45 / -0

Steak demands a knife but soy, soy just kind of crumbles

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flatdarkearth 21 points ago +21 / -0

Steak demands a knife but soy, soy just kind of, you know.. the thing

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Seenev 12 points ago +12 / -0

California?

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they'll just keep making bigger boards with bigger nails in them. Soon, they'll make a board with a nail so big that it will destroy them all.

Britain was conquered in 1066 by sword and steel.

When next Britain falls, it'll be by board and nail.

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

England 2030 "No ones saying you cant have a board and a nail. Were just saying you can have a board with a nail in it"

2031 "you cant build houses in england"

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Rudygarrido 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just wait till they ban Hands and fists... 🤛

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BourbonDave 3 points ago +3 / -0

When knives are banned hammer crime will skyrocket.

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BourbonDave 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't end and that's the point. Because if the reason for their power ends how will they control you.

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WishdoctorsSong 11 points ago +13 / -2

In retrospect that might have been better. Pretty sure WW2 Germany wouldn't open their arms to the muslim hordes.

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lmao 7 points ago +7 / -0

to be fair, germany wouldn't be able to do what germany did

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'd send a sternly worded letter to please stop sending V2s and mention how the bombs are disproportionately affecting black and brown bodies.

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BarrBQ 19 points ago +19 / -0

There is also a "WHO" factor...

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Wankerton 5 points ago +5 / -0

"If you correlate the mass immigration with violence you get....something that raycis and we need to ban knives because that's less raycis"

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Modus_Pwninz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look, a garbage can full of knives. Please don't open it and take one...

It's like a knife dispencer for Muslims lol

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Beat_to_Quarters 10 points ago +10 / -0

This used to be a meme. Seriously.

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RedHawk44 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brings back to the ask a stupid question dilemma... LefTards have zero answers to anything.

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cuntard 7 points ago +7 / -0

<looks up UK immigration demographics>

they need to focus on who is killing people...

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InterloperKO 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next up?!

Rocks! TUrn in yoUr rOckS tO thE RoCk biN !

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LanaForge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, and after that they'll demand everyone gets their hands cut off so they can't punch people...

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morevodka4nancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG! Next it will be forks! Then how will the Brits be able to eat their shitty food?

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Sunsetmal [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

We have to ban forks, ty are even more dangerous. Four points but one wound? Grizzly.

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leonfire99 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget rocks. Cain never would have murdered Abel if we could have just banned rocks.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or pointy sticks. Or cheese (garrote)wire, or broken bottles, or crowbars, or tire irons, or baseball bats (or cricket bats, considering the context)or pillows (smother), or... or... you get the idea.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you can eat spam with a spoon.

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Chiefboss91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fisting is outlawed!

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H4yw1r3 6 points ago +6 / -0

~year 2000, I had a buddy who's dad managed a utility company. He almost got suspended because they found a knife in his truck. It was in the toolbox that he carried because he worked at the utility. Utility company turned water off at the principals house. Buddy did not get suspended after all. They also searched my truck which doubled as a work truck for a welding crew every once in a while and tried to go after me for having "lots of ashes in the ash tray". This was in Texas btw, not some crazy cucked place. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Context matters.

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spez_this 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next they are going to ban pointy sticks. Will they have a pointy sick buyback?

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remindmelater 5 points ago +5 / -0

The criminals won't turn theirs in....so they're leaving themselves defenseless....pretty stupid.....

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lilvicham 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do they butter toast?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 4 points ago +4 / -0

And thats why their police harass Tommy Robinson eventhough their the most pussified, shit their, mentally ill an incompetent fool of police officers youll ever see in your life if you live in the usa. That is, unless the democrats or anyone like them ever gets any kind of power. Ill never go to Britain because they probably classified me as a terrorist there years ago. Theyll literally throw you in prison for an opinion, in fact theyll even let the child raping terrorist from Somalia out, just to make a spot just for you. All while they tell you "we do have free speech, just not any of your hate speech"

Thats how retarded the criminal justice system is in Britain.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’ll just go back to rocks like they use in the places they came from. Or poorly fashioned spears. Or maybe just spontaneously break out into peace

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wonderfreeheromale 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Portuguese friend once told me: "In Lisbon the cobblestone streets are our last resort weapons". Disarming the people is a fools errand

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Honkey_McCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I imagine that the show "Forged in Fire" would throw the into an epileptic fit.

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Joe_Btfsplk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The root of all violence is hand and feet. I we can just look off everyone's hands and feet is would be heave over night. Just think how you'll feel rolling down the when it will be instantly obvious the people you see can't hold a knife, club or gun.

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CookiesNCream 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember back on reddit days a guy from England was trying to find ways for his gf to protect herself bc no guns, no knives and no mace... I couldn't believe they weren't even allowed to carry mace! Suggested to carry Raid. I mean what else are you supposed to do?

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RedditPurgeRefugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have to think beyond the stupidity to the Globalists real intentions. Yes this is incredibly stupid, but is the real intention to "stop crime" or is it to disarm the population and show the people that they are not in control?

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Adhal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban spoons!

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Mattyk6666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much the problem here. The debate isn't about stopping it or giving people a way to defend themselves and if you dare try and suggest guns being legal or any type of self defence then you get the "but muh criminals can use it too".

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TheBehavingBeaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol saved

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Wyrmshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or just steal the knife bin.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

"He's got a board with a nail in it!"

https://youtu.be/zGEiK9StSfQ

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daniel1116 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus christ that cop holding the knives needs to eat some protein and do some goddamn pull ups.

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next up, HAMMERS!!!

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ailurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear cop - I think you need a bit of a lesson. That's not a knife, this is a knife.

Seriously, I've got half a dozen bigger (and likely better quality) blades than those 2 he's holding in my kitchen. Are people not allowed to cook anymore?

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