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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has gotten plastic surgery and other skin care procedures most likely

I’m not criticizing, if I was rich like him I’d do it too

Edit: he also doesn’t smoke and spent most of his time indoors over the past few decades, that also helps immensely

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AngryAsian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I assumed drinking copious amounts of diet coke and fucking super models somehow enables you to live forever...I'm trying the diet coke thing first...unfortunately the super models aren't returning my calls

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The_RedWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah the supermodels keep saying things about money.

I try to explain Bitcoin but they end up like Ben Shapiro’s wife

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of them are doctors?!?!

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonus doctorate in Not destroying people’s egos