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jigglyp33n 27 points ago +27 / -0

If you give your girlfriend a shotgun, she'll prolly go the range. If she go the range, she'll prolly get excited. If she gets excited, you'll prolly get lucky. If you get lucky, you gonna have a daughter. If you have a daughter, you'll prolly build her a rifle.

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Matthew419 7 points ago +7 / -0

Move over "if you give a mouse a cookie" .. got a new children's book to read my kids

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Memebomber [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kinda like that😂