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bytemuncher 7 points ago +7 / -0

with a massive pyrotechnics display behind him right after he says it

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HumbleCheeseFarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe he smashes through a door with an axe, peeks through, and says, "Here's Donny!"...?

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Youbetgiraffe1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Walks in to back in black AC/DC

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7thTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I say he should pull out his mask, look into the camera and drop it like a mic drop!! Won’t be needing that anymore.

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therobble 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Ladies and gentleman, I'm back from my one man hydroxychloroquine study. Turns out it works"

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Pres_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

With him he will probably come up with something even better without anyone thinking of it. "Only Rosie Odonnel".

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just being himself playing God Bless the USA, not once but twice, would send leftists into a complete meltdown. Maybe he could lead the crowd in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance....

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nMO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. They should wheel him out in a wheel chair and then he magically gets up and does his little shimmy

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me Trump's campaign has staffers reading this website all day everyday and feeding these good ideas to the President.

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Humongus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to hear him say: sorry democrats, I’m still standing and I’m back bitches!