posted ago by basedBlumpkin
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Then Scarface "Guess who's bizzack" starts blaring. Crowd literally losses mind. Volcanoes that didn't exist previously erupt behind GEOTUS, etc
Then Scarface "Guess who's bizzack" starts blaring. Crowd literally losses mind. Volcanoes that didn't exist previously erupt behind GEOTUS, etc
with a massive pyrotechnics display behind him right after he says it
Maybe he smashes through a door with an axe, peeks through, and says, "Here's Donny!"...?
Walks in to back in black AC/DC
I say he should pull out his mask, look into the camera and drop it like a mic drop!! Won’t be needing that anymore.
"Ladies and gentleman, I'm back from my one man hydroxychloroquine study. Turns out it works"
With him he will probably come up with something even better without anyone thinking of it. "Only Rosie Odonnel".
Just being himself playing God Bless the USA, not once but twice, would send leftists into a complete meltdown. Maybe he could lead the crowd in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance....
Nah. They should wheel him out in a wheel chair and then he magically gets up and does his little shimmy
Please tell me Trump's campaign has staffers reading this website all day everyday and feeding these good ideas to the President.
I would love to hear him say: sorry democrats, I’m still standing and I’m back bitches!