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1st_Covfefe 90 points ago +90 / -0

MINES!

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Pedeberrycrunch 41 points ago +41 / -0

User checks out.

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ohwell316 25 points ago +25 / -0

There are people that want them all. I have more than 100 now. Missed a few of the limited edition ones. I would spend that much if it went to GEOTUS. Oh well, I missed some.

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ohwell316 12 points ago +12 / -0

Missed the first Halloween one. Didn't get one of the St. Paddy's ones because I had just quit my job. Still kick myself for that one. $40 wouldn't have made a difference.

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FakeNametag 12 points ago +12 / -0

I kick myself for not donating a couple hundred dollars (can't recall the exact amount, the offer came from his text stream) back in 2015 or 2016 for a signed copy of The Art of the Deal. I was already donating $100 a month and was just too busy to do it.

That signed book would probably be worth a fortune now (not that I would sell it), and would have been a great heirloom to hand down through the generations of my family.

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ShinyDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember it being less than a hundred very early on. I should have jumped on that.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've got the black halloween one. I think that was the year after the orange one. I love that hat.

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Cutter 7 points ago +7 / -0

How the hell many heads do you pedes have?!?? I mean I get the 100 legs and feet but...

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ohwell316 18 points ago +18 / -0

I had cancer in my neck. Couldn't talk from radiation. Wore a different hat every day so my voice would be heard. Only had 25 or so at the time.

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Cutter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sucks to hear, and I hope you vanquished it!

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ohwell316 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes and thanks

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TheTrooper424 1 point ago +2 / -1

Godspeed pede, will be praying for ya!

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, we have 100 heads to match, of course!

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

A St-Patrick's day Trump hat? Like l need another reason to drink beer...

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chanel_rions_hairgel 68 points ago +69 / -1

Sold mine for $550. Saved me from homelessness at the time. Damn I miss it.

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featherwinglove 53 points ago +54 / -1

Probably should also bring your phone, CCW card, and an extra magazine if you're wearing this ;)

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Ben45 22 points ago +22 / -0

CCW card? What’s that? cries in NJ

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dykstra89 12 points ago +13 / -1

they cover it in the bill of rights, specifically number 2

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Ben45 9 points ago +9 / -0

Try telling that to the judges. And the police who would arrest you for carrying without a CCW.

Oh but if you're rich it's not a problem, I'm sure.

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dykstra89 9 points ago +10 / -1

Just reminding everybody what their God given rights are bro. MAGA on

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know right.

I can just pack heat.

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DankKnoight710KAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live in Wyoming where the 2nd amendment still holds open or concealed no bullshit license needed.

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G0vnah 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was shocked to find that Maine honored concealed carry tbh

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AnthraciteCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

And bring frens.

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Super_Duper_Wall 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Insert Remy's Trigger Night song here.)

I'd link, but those recent hax and whatnot.

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Despitetospite 29 points ago +29 / -0

Orange hat great!

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KRosen333 25 points ago +26 / -1

wait seriously?

i would absolutely love one of these, especially for free.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's a digital hat.

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_Sully_ 33 points ago +33 / -0

What is this, Team Fortress?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, if "medics" can expose you to a contagious infection, then, yes, I guess so.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonk!

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KRosen333 8 points ago +8 / -0

so like, a hat for your fingers? /s

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes! Here is another one that will come in handy: https://TheDonald.win/p/HYLVGlNO/a-digital-maga-hat-for-you-/

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KRosen333 5 points ago +5 / -0

How on earth is someone with such charisma like you a lonely ladypede and what on earth are you doing in SF/Cali?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aww, you're sweet! Got trapped here taking care of sick family members and working on a career. Too much invested (and not good timing) to leave. And the world around us all changed faster than most could adapt, didn't it? MAGA on, dear Pede!

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crimsonfancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope you're able to get out when the time comes or even better, the state turns red for Trump.

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

This 👆🏻lol

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Yucky 13 points ago +13 / -0

They sell these once per year around Halloween at the official campaign store at donaldjtrump.com (all others are a knock off).

They also sell the green ones once per year around St. Patrick's Day.

Both of these go very fast, so order yours immediately when they drop.

Be advised that a purchase is technically a campaign contribution.

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I_Keep_Forgetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

Be advised that a purchase is technically a campaign contribution.

Why do I need to be advised? Does my name suddenly show up in some leftist database? Or are you speaking on behalf of campaign contribution laws?

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I_Keep_Forgetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks for the information, I wasn't aware.

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DankKnoight710KAG 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a joke. Commie America

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought I heard somewhere that only merch purchases of more than $200 are publicized as contributions. I've bought a lot of stuff, yet only my contributions to RNC show up on the records.

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ohwell316 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have bought a lot of stuff. It shows up as political donations.

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MakeCaliRedAgain2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t get behind the knock offs. That money spent is best used in the campaign. Unless it’s something niche I will only buy official.

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crimsonfancy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knock offs have their place for certain products. I can't afford fancy Eames furniture so I buy knock offs. Some hobby stuff I'll buy knockoffs.
There's no substitute for authentic Trump though. You're right, money best spent for the campaign. I just wish it would go 100% to Trump without stopping off at the RNC to get pinched off of.

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MakeCaliRedAgain2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, don’t get me wrong I buy knock offs for almost everything else but yeah I just like that it’s a campaign donation.

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Kweebecker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, there are non-Americans here. Usually there's laws against foreign election donations.

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lenisnore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also you can't buy it unless you're an American citizen (for the foreign pedes)

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Tinazoebelle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, I am based in the UK. and i cant buy the hat because i cant make campaign donations as I am overseas. Is there anyone here who can buy me the hat over in USA and ship it over and I pay full cost of everything ?

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MrsNos 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel your pain fellow UK inmate. I’ve seen so much Trump merch that I’d love to buy and support (y)OUR great president only to find I can’t. Much rather my money went to the campaign than to Chyna’s lousy knock-offs.

Why not buy something from Black Rifle Coffee Company? I have, they are fast, ace and all taxes etc included in the shipping (it’s high but worth it, took 6 days to arrive after placing my order). Plus it’s a great cause and 100% legit. (I know a guy who knows the founders, turns out it’s a small world after all).

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any hat? Or are you trying to snag the rare halloween one.

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Eagle_Balls 24 points ago +24 / -0

Over $300 on Ebay for this beautiful piece

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otistoole 17 points ago +17 / -0

ORANGE HAT GOOD

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barron_height_watch 17 points ago +18 / -1

I got one of these last year! Just broke it out for the fall.

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Spezz 3 points ago +4 / -1

i don’t have the rare one but last years model and broke it out this week, i wish the back of hat had a larger maga tho so people will know it’s a trump hat

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rentfREEEE_since2016 13 points ago +13 / -0

are they back on trump store?????

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SEV3Npoint 16 points ago +16 / -0

sadly, no.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bummer, confirming as i just checked. I think they only had the black one last year- which i snagged. I want an orange one.

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keaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got an orange one last year that says keep america great. Maybe it was the year before? 🤔

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmmmmm, musta missed it. Darn.

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American-stormcloak 13 points ago +13 / -0

Orange hat good

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ImWithHurrDurr 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have the Halloween ones from the last two years. Is one going to be released this year?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have the black one too? I need more orange! Trumpkins for Trump!!!

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ImWithHurrDurr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah one black and one orange. They are actually the only MAGA hats I have. If they do a KAG version this year I'll buy it for sure.

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keaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have the orange KAG version I got last year or the year before.

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Kolgrimr 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also have that version. Pretty sure it's from 2018.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I shouldn't be envious... i hope they drop both colors this year.

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ShakeNBake 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this."

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Trump store is so empty! They need to make more!!

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DrMoustachio 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sold out of almost all space force stuff too.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden store shelves are still fully stocked in walkers, sippy cups and monogrammed Depends.

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the 2017 edition

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Shoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gibs me dat

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UnwokePatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see no reason to cancel Halloween. Don't most people wear masks when they go trick-or-treating anyway?

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CordellWalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Need one for Halloween and hunting season!

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Arkandria 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd love one!

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Texipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I missed out one this one. SAD! Got them the last 2 years though.

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RolandDelacroix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take one, if you let me donate to the campaign instead!

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mysteriousanimatorx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do i like this better than all the red hats??? Orange hat good!

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Nuke_Melbourne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone please send me one, we cannot get the good merch in Australia.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need orange hat!

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Cheesygorditacrunch3 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to re-release this hat

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ohwell316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just keep checking. I have a blister.

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now we're taking coats and hats?!

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Polkadotard 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hat is worth $20. Being made in the USA is priceless. Supporting out great GEOTUS too? Here take my wallet!

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HonkeytonkMonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Halloween great again.

In the early 80's our house had hundreds of kids at the door from 4pm - midnight. Our house was a decent candy house because dad loved seeing all the costumes. He always knew when kids were hitting the house multiple times, but he didn't care because it was part of the fun.

While he was doing that my siblings and I were out hauling in pillowcases full of enough candy to last until the next summer, or with Dad involved in the distribution, November. We would meet other kids and make new friends, trade favorites, and swap costumes to make the rounds again.

I haven't seen more than a couple kids a year for almost a decade. I live in a neighborhood with several schools and I see kids in the neighborhood year-round. I feel like they're missing out on a chance to be around a bunch of other neighborhood kids making friends.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really wish I could wear one of these or any other hats to show my support for Trump but sadly I can't.

I'll be supporting you hat wearing Pedes in spirit!

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Supremedesmond11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I actually have one????

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SZYD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m bummed they don’t ship to Canada

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BluesVFX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would trade my St. Patrick's Day hat for that one and my father got me it for my birthday. Love that one!

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theNWOarePedos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually have this hat! Apparently got pretty lucky on the purchase haha

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to wear one of these when I hand out candy!

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

You tease...

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railroadgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do we buy this?

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SunCommander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome!

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Epsteinkilledhimself 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must have

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are so cool!

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CONN_WYNN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange hat good

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sadierose 2 points ago +2 / -0

halloween head

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MAGATRAIN2k20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish they would do a limited run of this

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hotrodz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Want!

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Batmann58 2 points ago +2 / -0

FREE HAT! HE KILLED THEM BABIES IN SELF DEFENSE!