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AbrahamLincoln 68 points ago +68 / -0

Kek.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Top

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Chesteraarthur2 49 points ago +49 / -0

The sun ran and hid that day when it realized the GEOTUS was staring at it

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shadypollster 10 points ago +10 / -0

You wouldn't believe where those rays were coming from I tell ya!

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American-stormcloak 34 points ago +34 / -0

Science jokes. Nice!

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KremlinBot 21 points ago +23 / -2

Please don't blaspheme Science. Science is not a joke, it is my faith, and you MUST believe in it. I fu*king love science!

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American-stormcloak 9 points ago +9 / -0

But what if their reeally smart and funny? Shouldn't they be shared? You know...for science.

Edit: science is indeed cool. Knowledge is power. And power is tops.

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

*they're

Just helping out 🤗

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your right. Thank you!

10 reasons proper Grammer is for white supremacists-- CNN probably

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KremlinBot 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, if you tell me it's for science... I can't disagree.

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American-stormcloak 6 points ago +6 / -0

SCIENCE!

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marikiri 7 points ago +7 / -0

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got blinded by it back in 1983.

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

"she blinded me with science"! -- Thomas dolby

We went wayyy back with that one lol.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

The age of Jeri curls and thinking Rob Halford didn't fuck men.

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MechaCornpop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Science shouldn't be questioned. Also, it changes constantly, which is why it shouldn't be questioned.

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SellTheSun 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is my favorite Trump moment. Just staring straight at the eclipse like it's nothing. A little squint will do.

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4moreyears 23 points ago +23 / -0

The reeee'ing that caused was hilarious

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shadypollster 25 points ago +25 / -0

That moment sums up Trump perfectly.

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T_WIN_2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dat good vitamin D and sanitizing UV

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Independenceforever 15 points ago +15 / -0

I seriously love you people with a fierce passion.

Thank you all for your wit, humor, inspiration, encouragement, and correction.

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +1 / -0

🇺🇸❤🐸

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nc777 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was gaining energy.
He knew he would need it.

He is always ahead of the game.

5DChess #MAGA

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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

That fucking day was so funny.

Fuck your eclipse

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Useful_Vidiots 9 points ago +10 / -1

LOL!

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

They mad cuz it looks like Trump will destroy the narrative of how serious the COVID-19. He checks all the boxes for “at risk” and looks to be discharged after only two nights.

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fake news narrative next week will go one of two ways:

A. Trump was faking it.
B. Trump has the best doctors but the poor BLACK AND BROWN BLACK AND BROWNs don't and they're all dying and it's Trumps fault and reeeeeeeeee.

Actually they will probably do both narratives.

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RedStateRoughneck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Leftists always make fun of this picture. I think it's awesome.

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KremlinBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

They seem particularly vexed when their attempts at denigration are transformed into terms of endearment.

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unclebobinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie I did the same thing he did since I didn't have those fancy glasses. I looked probably as long or longer than he did and my eyes are just fine.

Leftists act like a glance at a partially eclipsed sun will blind you and is a sign of stupidity. No, we just know a quick glance it a harmless and we're curious as to what the eclipse looks like.

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hardtostarboard2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

The sun went blind when Trump stared at it.

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Peppers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clever

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol but he stared up last time.

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omni-directional intensifies

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TheWilderness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

This is funny. I don't care who you are!

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ikuyas 5 points ago +5 / -0

did the same actually

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GerryMander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but that’s where the fun is

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Magaskook 5 points ago +6 / -1

He’s smiling at God. He knows he is on a divine mission. He is acknowledging Gods approval and support.

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warlord1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see you too are a linguist

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JediTrumptimusPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best eclipses, don't we folks?

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stjimmy92 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m dead lmaoooo

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JebSurge 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is really clever

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Goldlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too tried to look at it without glasses

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leg_hairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure Corona = crown in Spanish lol but lol

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JohnnyThomas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was more of a quick, passing glance, to be fair.

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IneligibleBachelor78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thing, because staring at the sun during a solar eclipse can seriously fuck up your eyesight if it's not during totality.

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Yucky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, there will be another eclipse in his second term, which is why I always say "two eclipses".

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downwithcommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or beat a virus, see 2016

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember this, they said he was so stupid because he was supposed to be immediately vaporized or some shit

Years later and his vision is still perfect, the human body is more resilient than lefty fags give it credit for.

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, this was the day the Sun calmed down and we've had cooler temperatures since! The gaze of the God Emperor was so powerful that it blinded the Sun!

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Polks_Corps 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched this live Trump is a badass .... I laughed so hard.

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EpicPede -2 points ago +3 / -5

Post of the year lol