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BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by RlzJohnnyM ago by RlzJohnnyM +2585 / -0
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basedblatriot 464 points ago +467 / -3

Soo masks don’t work?

🤡🌍

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MAGATRAIN2k20 169 points ago +169 / -0

But they had mas....they were so clos....they were in proxi....but but but!!!

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Wankerton 134 points ago +136 / -2

If trump asked me to drive while he had covid I'd do it. I'm not scared of a 99.8% survival rate.

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Drew 86 points ago +88 / -2

If Melania had a single twin sister with a raging case of covid19 I would give her a big ole wet kiss for 10 minutes... only if it was consensual of course.

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Magamanpewpew 51 points ago +52 / -1

So you are saying 13 out of every 14 days she wouldn't have anything to wear? I don't see any problem there...

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NvJohansson 16 points ago +16 / -0

I bought a used Porsche 911 when l live in Europe, was a great deal until l needed a tune-up. $3000, not including the oil change for an extra $300. Can't imagine a Ferrari....🤦‍♂️

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meals23 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jumping jack flash that's a ball buster

I've seen some sweet deals on luxury cars in the same manner and always wondered about getting one, but damn you're right that's where they get you

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Part prices are bs too. A muffler on a regular car, let's say a Taurus is what? About $200 for parts and service? I don't want to come off as a dick, but European cars are a lot cheaper in Europe than they are here. Anyways I heard a very little ding while driving in the winter, might have hit some ice or something and found out l cracked the tailpipe on a BMW M3. It's a connected dual exhaust system and you can't change just one on the model I had, $1300 just for part the plus 2 hours labor. I was with my fiance so I didn't want to make a scene at the garage and bitch, I just said well we got to get it done. But I I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Drew 11 points ago +12 / -1

Haha trust me I’m not Melania’s type either, but it’s not a fake pandemic that would be the issue.

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that_sound 17 points ago +18 / -1

If I met President Trump today, while he's infected with the Chinese Virus, and he coughed in his hand, I'd gladly shake his hand and tell him he's doing a great job and that I hope he gets well soon.

Mask, no mask. Doesn't matter. The death rate has collapsed since the commie governors stopped putting infected people into nursing homes.

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PinochetIsMyHero 12 points ago +12 / -0

Already had it, survived, put me in the driver's seat.

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

As we all know, it's higher than that especially if your healthy. I would generally avoid it because having it would be as annoying as the cold.

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Wolfebane84 18 points ago +18 / -0

The presidential limo has CBRN protection systems and you're right the front is isolated from the back for just that reason.

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MyDogCompletesMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think this is correct--they have separate ventilation systems between the front and the back so someone in the front couldn't attack him.

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SkeletorsTeeth 35 points ago +35 / -0

Not when you are sick! Is 1 reply i got on twatter

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dizzle_izzle 53 points ago +53 / -0

You should reply to them,

"If masks don't work when people are sick, what in the fuck is the point?"

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dizzle_izzle 37 points ago +37 / -0

Exactly. They fucking checkmated themselves.

Honestly this goes to show just how great of a job the media programming does to bypass critical thinking entirely.

It's carefully curated to have that exact effect. Regardless of any evidence to the contrary.

It's quite impressive actually.

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Ched 4 points ago +4 / -0

franklin had a FAT dome

🤣

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dizzle_izzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man you took the words right out of my mouth. I was just saying exactly this to someone yesterday. Word for word.

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covfefe-time 5 points ago +5 / -0

POTUS should respond back:

Don't worry, I had them turn the interior lights on for extra Covid Protection

/s

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Dingus 11 points ago +11 / -0

You and your Nazi logic REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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thisisatestof2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wait, so a lefty actually said that masks only protect you when you don’t have Covid but if you do have Covid they are completely useless?

I would Normally think/ask the question if these idiots actually think through their entire statement before they make it, however, with liberals we already know the answer to that. Whatever the TV tells them to think, they will think.

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Thingthing22 24 points ago +24 / -0

BAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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RedDuck 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trump could have covid injected directly into their blood and their chances of dying from it would still be lower than their chances of dying from a car accident by the end of next year. And that stupid doctor knows it. I'm sick of everybody pretending like this thing is the bubonic plague. If you're young and healthy like a secret service agent it's nothing probably even less than the flu. Fact.

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Ccjunque 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chances of dying from the Covid are definitely lower than the chance of Bubba Smollett-on-wheels wrecking or losing.

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StopTheInsurrection 164 points ago +164 / -0

I think the lock downs , mask mandates and social distancing is the political theater.

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Johnson 37 points ago +39 / -2

what a weak loser. his post is bad political theater. if you want to move forward, you can either stay genuine or mind politics well. this guy does neither and thinks he's looking down on others. screams insecurity to need to say things like this. weak liberals screaming at the patriarchy instead of leading themselves.

This guy must have the testosterone levels of a newborn.

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InebriatedDaily 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just like the TSA.

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RedditIs4Retards 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://streamable.com/fqkvv0

"Think" no longer. Now you know

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MAGAHEALER 146 points ago +146 / -0

This guy is a doctor? Seriously. What a fucking disgrace to the medical community. A disease with a 99.7% survival rate vs. fit athletic secret service agents in their late 20s/30s. Yeah ok.

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IAbsolutelyDare 80 points ago +80 / -0

I think he just lives in Maryland.

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spanglevision 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey! I live in MD. Can I just put MD at the end of all my signatures?

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dubler6 11 points ago +11 / -0

Common mistake.

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smplstc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Says in Twitter profile or whatever the fuck they call the shit they put in there he is an attending at Walter Reed

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thisisatestof2 30 points ago +30 / -0

And everyone in the SUV is wearing a mask, including the Secret Service agents which appear to be wearing N 95 masks. Remember, my mask protect you, your mask protect me. Therefore, everyone inside SUV is safe… Unless it is Republican who is tested positive for Covid then suddenly masks don’t work.

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Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Before this sham, everyone with any illness just carried on and did not shake hands while symptomatic.

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PeytonManThing 20 points ago +20 / -0

So does that mean every ambulance driver is going to die? Every doctor that takes care of a Covid patient is going to die? It’s so fucking stupid

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wethepepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

2020 will be the end of the expert.

Surprise! someone who’s career is no longer actually doing the thing they talk about doing is out of touch and out of date while the person practicing their craft knows what’s what

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irspow 67 points ago +67 / -0

His children are probably deathly allergic to peanuts. 🤣

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drsowells1fan 42 points ago +42 / -0

Or transitioning...

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Jackjet10 34 points ago +34 / -0

Transitioning as well as lactose intolerant, gluten allergies and vegan since birth

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dont forget gluten allergy

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de9ebkmd7 10 points ago +10 / -0

His wife's children you mean right?

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Sea_Still 59 points ago +59 / -0

Trump was wearing a mask it's all good

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Jackjet10 34 points ago +34 / -0

I’d have volunteered to drive him and I’m 67- not scared of the China flu

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EpicTrump 33 points ago +33 / -0

I’d rather get COVID 19 than Biden 20. (Hat tip to the lovely American photographed wearing that shirt.)

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ConservativeMom03 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek!!! That's awesome!!! We need shirts!!!

"I'd rather get Covid19 than Biden 20"

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

JOEVID-19

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markolbb 48 points ago +48 / -0

Only democrats could say something like "they MAY die." I'm willing to take those odds... what's the timeline?

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi Sleepy Joe! What are you doing on T_D? Bored because there are no 10 year-old girls with nice smelling hair around? Seriously though, it's 8:20pm. Isn't that about an hour past your bedtime?

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have seen that many times as well, you have these Democrats out there thinking if I get Covid I may die or kill someone as a result. Realistically, you will never know when it is your time. Tomorrow you could be driving down the road in a tree fall on your car and kill you Or you could get involved in an accident and possibly injure or kill someone else but walk away completely unscathed. Everything you do in life has a risk to it.

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly, and you're way more likely to die driving to work than you are of covid!

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frankly If they’re trying to employ scare tactics they would have a better strike rate saying “you may turn into an eternal democrat voter!”

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Trumper007 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hmm so only the drivers in full PPE but not his doctors? LOL. Loser.

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Tryhardneckbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they think they are smarter than us....

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uvontheterrible 28 points ago +28 / -0

The only thing he said that is true is...

This is insanity.

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lsudoc 21 points ago +22 / -1

Meh. If he had asked me I would drive for him. I see lots of COVID pts and am not scared. 1k this guy does not see hospitalized patients.

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NYC_4_Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Hi, I’m a doctor.

I’m so smart that I have clearly forgotten that masks are 100 effective at preventing COVID.

Also, my big brain doesn’t store trivial information like the fact that the President of the United States has Secret Service detail at all times - and they’re the ones driving him around.”

Dr. James “Asshole” Phillips

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essenceofsalt 12 points ago +12 / -0

They seem to forget that he's the President and has Secret Service with him 24/7. Their job is to protect his life above their own. They aren't going to let a virus prevent them from doing their job.

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine the bizarre world you have to live in to think the President loses secret service detail because he has a virus.

I even saw it yesterday with Trump’s “OMG he’s on a boat” video. The Left went nuts - and couldn’t possibly understand how an aide or agent was in the same room as the president.

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LittleGlowingFriend 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw some idiots (plural) on Twitter "call photoshop" on the reflection in the glossy surface of the table he was using because they desperately need the photos to be fake somehow, but don't understand how mirrors work.

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bluntedaffect 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no no. Trump gets a cold, detail goes home. That's just the way it's always been. Also you're not allowed to threaten the president when he has a cold. See? That why this system works.

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Salt-N-Pepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Calm down, doc

Have another Phillips Screwdriver

Vodka & Milk of Magnesia

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JohnJRambo 15 points ago +15 / -0

Um doctor, the State Health Board just called and would like to discuss your license and review recent patient case load for possible malpractice. Fucktard.

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Kekistan_United 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dr. James Phillips, MD is a board-certified Emergency Medicine physician working in Washington, DC and Bethesda, MD and a CNN Medical Analyst.

my sides. hes shooting for that left-woke-mob-fame...

its usually what happens when you arent great at being an actual doctor of medicine.

ego trippers gonna trip

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Derplestiltzkin 15 points ago +15 / -0

...if his docs aren't quarantined, why would his driver be?

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Excellent point. I have yet to hear about doctors and nurses constantly being in quarantine since March.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everyone knows the only safe place you can be free of covid is at the table of a restaurant.

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thisisatestof2 7 points ago +7 / -0

But you will die of Covid if you walk into the restaurant without wearing a mask and don’t have a meal with your drink. Such a smart virus.

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notatallimsure 10 points ago +10 / -0

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pretty hilarious that this retard thinks that guys that are willing to and paid to take a bullet for Trump, are gonna be worried about being in a car with practically a wall between them and him.

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BOBON0101 8 points ago +8 / -0

I PITY HIS PATIENTS .. CHANGE YOUR DOCTOR PEOPLE

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vongregormench 2 points ago +3 / -1

If I’m not mistaken he has no medical license.

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TheThreeSeashells 7 points ago +7 / -0

They don't have to be quarantined. Show me the law where it says they have to be quarantined. There is none. It's just more political fear porn designed to control people and try to convince morons that, once again, Orange Man Bad.

Also, how does he know every other person in that car hasn't tested positive for the antibodies or have already had CCP Virus? I wish all doctors were as transparently moronic as this one so we would all know which to avoid.

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TheNimbleHamburgler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait? Is he telling me the Secret Service puts their life on the line for the President?

Mind Blown!

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha, they are so stupid. There is practically a WALL between POTUS and the driver. Also, he had a mask, so it's okay right?

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sickofaltspin 11 points ago +11 / -0

There isn't practically, the passenger cabin is literally airtight and has its own oxygen supply.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just meant it isn't a thick wall. It's a barrier for sure.

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figneugent 4 points ago +4 / -0

you mean a bigoted blockade that prevents hardworking and honest covid from fleeing war and strife in the rear compartment and working towards a better life while legitimately paying into the system and boosting our economy in the front compartment?

sounds hella xenophobic and inhumane. definitely some virus-rights violation

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you know they want that virus to break through to destroy POTUS just as much as they want the southern wall breached, so yeah

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nowrongwrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let's ask the Service Service which is more dangerous:

  1. Jumping in front of an assassin's bullet possibly fired at point-blank range

  2. Riding in a car with a chance to get exposed to something with a 99.98% survival rate

If any Secret Service agent wouldn't do the second item...how could you ever believe or trust that they would do the first item?

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Seruna_Kanus 6 points ago +6 / -0

The people who wake up and fall asleep knowing they could be taking a bullet for the man at any time probably ain't worries about some sniffles.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

What this salt factory doesn't understand that any single one of us would have jumped into that SUV to drive/escort our God Emperor without hesitation, without question and without a mask. I would assume most of the people put in place around him feel the same.

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Porkchop-express 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s probably a proctologist

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Gramma53 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a fool Dr JPP is.

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Old_ex_Commie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see that the good Doctor needs a new can of butthurt salve.

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KetoOrourke 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take a bullet for The President, but don't ask me to ride in a car with him - said no Secret Service agent ever.

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Chuj 4 points ago +4 / -0

That doctor is a regular shill on CNN

The pictures I have seen, show Trump in the car WEARING a mask. How does this CNN doctor see something different? Hmmm. Might be fake news!!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

But doesn't his security detail already hang around with him every day anyway?

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ivymike 3 points ago +3 / -0

What ninnies.

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Jappletime 2 points ago +2 / -0

SO WEARING A MASK IS TOTAL BULLSHIT?

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe these SS members have already recovered and are immune???

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

The people in that truck have to be around Trump 24/7 because they are the secret service. They probably sleep in the bed next to him for all intents and purposes.

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t they have to ride with the president anyway?

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Projecting again as fucking usual.

It was a Dem governor on camera who said the masks are political theater

https://streamable.com/fqkvv0

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bothloveocean 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn’t know there was a short bus to medical school.

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

President's secret service detail remains with him. They are basically quarantined together because they are not leaving the President's side. Clown boy doctor can't see the forest through the trees.

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MAGAbeast2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

He clearly was never briefed on the systems the vehicles the president travels in. I assure you the public was safe and never inhaled one molecule of air from inside the vehicle when sealed

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEE. As if they were'nt standing outside his room guarding it for the last 2 days anyways

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LiveFreeOrMeme01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every Secret Service agent assigned to him since the diagnosis is in the same boat. Also, how does this asshat not know if the people in the car didn't already have the chyna flu?

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

BREAKING NEWS: Fake Dr. James Philips hospitalized after a freak accident. Apparently James mistook Super glue for his Vaseline/Crisco blend that he uses to fist himself.

He was found with his left had glued to the inside of his rectum, and his right hand glued to his iPhone.. he passed out mid tweet shrieking his fantasies into twitter while frothing and vomiting all over the screen.

First responders were horrified at the stench permeating the domicile, and commented "This is par for the course for these basement dwelling leftists. They are completely brain washed, and spend life jerking themselves off and tweeting hate about Trump 24/7... By the stench, I'd estimate that this one hasn't bathed in years... "

Film at 11.