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veteran299 [S] 578 points ago +578 / -0

trump should notify the press the next time he takes a shit so they can wipe his ass

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rentfREEEE_since2016 124 points ago +125 / -1

😂

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Chopblock 112 points ago +112 / -0

THE PRESS SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT REGULAR AMERICANS HAVEN'T THOUGHT VERY HARD ABOUT HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO MAKE IT SO THAT NONE OF THEM WOULD EVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC AGAIN.

Ever

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ShartimusPrime 43 points ago +43 / -0

That very thought is on the horizon my friend. Guess we'll have to wait and see if these dems cuck us out of this election.

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Canuck4Trump2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just texted one of my lib friends and said the same thing!!-haha

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EagleI 21 points ago +21 / -0

Defund them. If every conservative would cut their cable/satellite, download an adblocker, and archive msm links before sharing, we could start the "get woke, go broke" process.
Of course, we must simultaneously support real journalism outside of the msm.

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ScreamingEagles 19 points ago +19 / -0

They don't need the news division make money. Wash Post is funded by Amazon. ABC paid by Disney, etc Mocking them is a good strategy. They hate it.

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forcedaspiration 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously, if they cared about good business, they would have changed along time ago to compete with fox for ratings. In every other line of business, you maximize you profit, But, propoganda isn't business. A 12 year old could buy CNN and make to turn a much harder profit by making it balanced. Yet they dont..

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are funded by larger entities, sure. But so far, none are running their division in the red. Each one of the MSM is still profitable on their own. I'm square for mocking them too, but why would we want give our enemies any additional capital?

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mastayoda420 9 points ago +9 / -0

I haven't watched T.V. in 4 months, already have an ad blocker and I neither read nor share fake news sites. I didn't know I was on a crusade to end the media, but make it happen.

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm trying to do my part.. Conservatives have been sleeping for too long. The media, the schools, big tech have all been taken over.

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learntocode 13 points ago +14 / -1

in minecraft of course

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Chopblock 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well obviously I’m talking about turning off the TV. In fact, I heard that viewers tuning out is why all the reporters in Mexico went and found other jobs.

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Magamenow 13 points ago +13 / -0

One of my nephews wiped his ass once with newspaper.

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weholdthesetruths 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a Mormon missionary in Mexico, that was all we used.

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JoeJimGregory 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shakespeare had a good term for writing that was only good for one thing bumfodder

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BloodElfSupporter 43 points ago +43 / -0

Hahaha yeah fuck those guys. We are in this mess today thanks to the Media.

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DemsFuckKids 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen!

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concealedaces 23 points ago +23 / -0

Now I'm sitting here thinking how quickly GEOTUS shits because he probably gets bored and sees it as a waste of time. Also how many times do you think he's tweeted from the toilet?

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veteran299 [S] 337 points ago +337 / -0

"protective pool?" more like.... press tells public where to assassinate trump

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VinnyMAGA 72 points ago +72 / -0

Exactly. And photo op my ass, he wanted to show appreciation to the crowd that's been out there day and night since he's been in Walter Reed.

I would think if he wanted a photo op he'd have let everyone know.

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Gyrfalcon 14 points ago +14 / -0

If their protective role is so important why weren't they camped out at the hospital?

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vacu 104 points ago +104 / -0

This is probably the number one problem that I have with the left.

Their manipulation of language, and redefinition of words.

Over time they are destroying and co-opting our language itself, so we can no longer even communicate. They are sick and evil.

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Darkheartisland 34 points ago +42 / -8

Their entire basis for hating Republicans is given to the fact they associate Nazism with right-wing ideology. The opposite is the truth. Hitler was a failed art student who had a problem with successful white people so he scapegoated the Jews.

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Notablitheringidiot 10 points ago +22 / -12

who had a problem with successful white people so he scapegoated the Jews.

Yeah it had nothing to do with Jews pushing communism and murdering millions of people in the USSR or anything.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 11 points ago +17 / -6

He knows, SHUT IT DOWN!

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tufftoffee 10 points ago +14 / -4

Including Christians. So many Christians (up to 20 million) that makes the jew count seem like nothing.

How about Weimar everyone? It's not like the Jews did nothing wrong and were suddenly Hitler'd.

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +11 / -4

Yeah. They say “Holocaust, never again.”

Well I say “Bolshevism, never again.”

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +8 / -4

Careful, goy!

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wholesomekangz100 3 points ago +5 / -2

SHUT IT DOWN

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

You've pinpointed my sentiments exactly. It's so frustrating.

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donaldismydad 52 points ago +52 / -0

PROTECTIVE cessPOOL of PRESStitutes, FTFY

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kekNation 14 points ago +14 / -0

They wanted time to send out their ANTIFA squads to protest.

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Protective pool” —- who do they think the are, Trump’s condom?

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JovialKlutz 279 points ago +280 / -1

Cry about it, faggots.

I love how they call themselves a "protective pool". Who the fuck are you protecting? Biden, maybe. You're subversive propagandist commie journalists, own up to it.

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commies0ride0free 113 points ago +114 / -1

Yeah wtf I’m so confused by that. He has the secret service, doesn’t need press protection lol

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TonsOfSalt 48 points ago +48 / -0

"We have a wall of lies"

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Sigma 31 points ago +31 / -0

So....walls work?

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0nDaFence 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bubba Douche found that out today the hard way lol

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just when I thought I couldn’t like walls anymore than I already do 😂

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KnottyJane 40 points ago +40 / -0

Me too... I've never heard that phrase before. Are they press trained to protect the president?

It makes no sense to me... I've never once seen them do anything to protect the president.

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commies0ride0free 46 points ago +46 / -0

I’m wondering now, I read it again.... on second read it sounds like he is saying they protect the American people by giving us information about the health and whereabouts of our President, which is almost more fucking hilarious.

  1. I don’t need your (pejorative) ass, my President tells me where He is

  2. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE AND WORSE NOW THAN EVER BEFORE.

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BorisWave 22 points ago +22 / -0

They call themselves this because it's their job to be there and video record any assassination attempt. They get upset if they are left out because they might miss the big moment. Sick fuckers, basically, just wanna get any potential drama on camera. That's all they care about.

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KnottyJane 4 points ago +4 / -0

An answer above explained it, and I think with some presidents it would make more sense, but with Trump it's just another obstacle he goes around to tell us what we need to know.

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Neogeo 26 points ago +26 / -0

The Protective Pool was established by Eisenhower's administration. It's a rotating pool of reporters that send their notes, video, and recordings out to every news agency. It was established so that major events can be reported on without a giant press pool following Trump around.

The Protective Pool is why we know what happened exactly at the moment when JFK was assassinated and when Bush was informed about 9/11, for example.

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KnottyJane 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you for the answer... It does make sense. I had just never heard it called that before.

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the-new-style 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Protective Pool is why we know what happened exactly at the moment when JFK was assassinated and when Bush was informed about 9/11

Lol

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Elariom23 3 points ago +4 / -1

That might have been needed in the past, but almost everyone now has a video camera.

They are obsolete and do not merit any special considerations. So let me play my smallet violin for their sentiment.

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Seadgs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well they do get stuck on decoy airforce 1's sometimes. So not completely useless.

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learntocode 8 points ago +8 / -0

The press want the ability to brainstorm a way to shit on Trump AND get the footage to break the news.

Trump went around them and the story broke without their bullshit inbetween his actions and our hearts.

They are having a tough time selling ads against their shit tier non news publishing dsitribution networks.

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PeytonManThing 9 points ago +9 / -0

For real. What’s the press going to do if someone attacks him? Run away? Join in?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheer and get in the way of emergency services.

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goingbigly 146 points ago +146 / -0

But we do know. There are videos all over Twitter.

Sounds like Zeke is just made that his profession is full of liars and are become more and more irrelevant by the day.

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pmurTJdlanoD 74 points ago +76 / -2

POTUS should go on Rogan, pick up 150million views, and signal the end of legacy media once and for all.

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FireannDireach 25 points ago +25 / -0

Worst timing for Rogan, he's a spotify whore now. When he wasn't a Spotify whore, it would have had more impact.

I'm not even sure Spotify would allow it.

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pmurTJdlanoD 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not allow the single most listened to podcast episode of all time to happen on their platform? One thing that supersedes cuckery is money and attention, Spotify will not be able to decline this.

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FireannDireach 12 points ago +12 / -0

With what I've seen with Spotify, i wouldn't bet too hard on that. They can just pull a "it's not FAIR because Biden isn't on, too!"

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

So then they would put pressure on Biden campaign to go on (wouldn’t happen) but if POTUS offers to go on and they decline that will be one of the biggest blunders in internet business history.

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RawRamen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can you imagine Biden trying to stay awake for 2-3 hours in a row?

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rogan would have to juice him every 20 minutes

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

The current #2 is "Alex Jones Returns"

That's not on Spotify

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pmurTJdlanoD 36 points ago +36 / -0

accordion hands this is the future, Joe, I mean the mainstream media, the fake news I call em, they’re so corrupt and, frankly when you think about it, and I was saying this all the way back in the 90s, you know when I was building skyscrapers in New York and Chicago, I mean look at what’s happened to those cities now; crime, the crime is out of control, up 200% in some places, all democrat cities by the way, but I was saying the media is corrupt even before I ran for President and now they’ve gone all the way off the deep end, and it’s sad but that’s how it is, so I think your show, and shows like Bongino, you know, the internet is where people should go to get first hand news and information, I mean you already go there for just about everything else, right?

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knittinkittens 16 points ago +16 / -0

You can trick the press by writing your name backwards, but we know it's you!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 12 points ago +12 / -0

....Mr. President...is that you?

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border_humper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Give those Spotify employees something real to cry about.

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know he’s still got the money, but I kind of love what is happening with Rogan and Spotify right now. WAKE UP JOE, you’ve been sympathizing with and defending the left for too long and they’re making you into a joke and cutting off your balls.

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sordfysh 3 points ago +3 / -0

POTUS should go on the Ricochet podcast.

They aren't cucked by Spotify, so they will be able to broadcast his message loud and clear.

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be good too but Rogan would be the ultimate normie exposure sans media filter.

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Yucky 28 points ago +28 / -0

This is the key point! We don't need these losers to tell us where Trump is, you can just see the videos on Twatter, FB, YT and other streaming services. These people are just throwing a tantrum because their profession is being made obsolete.

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Rainman 21 points ago +21 / -0

Exactly, we don't need those asshats to tell us shit

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The_Litehaus_Abides 21 points ago +21 / -0

They're so pissed off that RSBN was right there on the spot when they wouldn't deign to go out there themselves.

They don't deserve shit.

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Oyaray 41 points ago +41 / -0

No shit, he even made a video right before telling everyone on Earth exactly where he was going ffs.. the press is mad because they can't be the gateway that distorts the truth before it reaches the public

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Returningtogod 92 points ago +92 / -0

Good God they are self-important.

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Ronald_Dregan 44 points ago +44 / -0

They actually think The People take them seriously. That's the shocker. Bunch of gd clowns.

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p8riot 17 points ago +17 / -0

This reminds me of an abusive relationship, when the abused person realizes he can fend for himself, and the abuser gets irate because "BUT I CARE SO MUCH!"

The public is slipping away from their influence.. they are no longer necessary, let alone worthy of reverence, in the age of social media.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heads up their asses.

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Choppa_Pilot 75 points ago +75 / -0

"protective pool"?

I think the Secret Service has it covered, thanks.

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germs 14 points ago +14 / -0

Exactly. The press pool is anything but protective.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

Protective pool? Are they going to take a bullet for him?

Let's test that theory by seeing how effectively they can take bullets themselves, first.

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LacyLiberty 22 points ago +22 / -0

And so they got the SCOOPS!!!

Womp fucking womp, misleadia!

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Randomite 8 points ago +8 / -0

They need to get over it. Bill Clinton left the WH with SS protection but no Press protection on many occasions. Its in at least 2 of his biographies.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prolly a couple times when he flew on a plane too

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MudDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

TRUMP: haha Barron's mixtape go brrrrrrrrrrr

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thisisatestof2 48 points ago +48 / -0

What would the elitist press pool have done that a bunch of Twitter users weren’t able to. The only thing they could’ve done is recorded the motorcade driving around with thousands of people did on their own. We don’t need you anymore.

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WilleZumLeben 33 points ago +33 / -0

This has just made me realize that the Fake News belongs to the stone age. We have people standing around capturing video footage all over the world, i.e. decentralized media. We don't need the Radical Global Media any longer.

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everydaybetter 8 points ago +8 / -0

This.

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libertyman 28 points ago +28 / -0

These idiots apparently have no idea how stupid this sort of thing makes them look.

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Pure_Michigan_Pede 27 points ago +27 / -0

Protective Pool. What a joke.

Professional Attention Whores who are actively Anti-American trash.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 27 points ago +27 / -0

"reliably informed about his health"

And the WHCA is suddenly going to do this?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <inhales> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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MAGA_Skull 27 points ago +28 / -1

you weren't invited fags

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TEXinLA 27 points ago +27 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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BestTimeToBAlive 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ummm 🤔 “independent coverage”...

Yeah bitches, we’ve got that. Video footage from the patriots outside.

Look at us, we’re the media now (insert Capt. Phillips meme here)

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Staatssicherheit 19 points ago +19 / -0

WHCA needs to be disbanded.

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Staatssicherheit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because ABC, CBS, Fox, AP, Reuters, NYT etc all enjoy the monopoly they have on the Press Secretary's time. And they will use every single dollar of their multi-trillion dollar conglomerates to keep it that way.

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Randomite 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're the ones that hold that idiotic correspondents' dinner each year that Pres Trump skips.

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SJBHamilton 18 points ago +18 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA

They are the barometer of reliable reporting?

What a bunch of pompous asses.

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SilentFreedom 16 points ago +16 / -0

What a bunch of idiots. Where is Chanel Rion and the new press pool to replace these communists?

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Destineed369 15 points ago +15 / -0

“Independent coverage”.

Bullshit. The media is 100% dependent on Trump

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MrMxyzptlk 14 points ago +14 / -0

why on earth does the administration even allow the WHCA to have any sway? name your own press pool, own rules, and the twats who want to grandstand can fuck off.

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GayBoys4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reminds me of when they thought he was golfing when he was really overseas serving Thanksgiving dinner to the army.

Eventually they're going to realize just how meaningless they really are

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Rune_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Protective pool”? They’re acting like they’re part of his security detail. Fuck off

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1776er 11 points ago +11 / -0

We had independent coverage of the events, thank you! This is the age of the internet, where none of the journalists in that pool could be considered 'independent coverage' anymore

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PaizuriPelosi 10 points ago +10 / -0

The real reason why they’re mad is because they’re no longer the gatekeepers. POTUS goes to the people directly to counter their preemptive attempt at spinning the story.

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PosterIsDead 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I do things my way and I pay a high price."

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ParkerFH 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who else was looking for the shitpost flair when they read this?

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farangbak 10 points ago +10 / -0

Title should read "Cess pool whines that they were not notified about Trump drive by"

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Bro_Biden 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are mad becuase they wanted to be able to edit the video and spin to story to match whatever bullshit they are trying to push that day.

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killer_of_men 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking clowns. I will tell you, referring to them as “clowns” is an absolute overstatement. These “people” know damn well what they are doing. As an example, they now claim POTUS is endangering the lives of SS officers by making a semi-public appearance. Excuse me, you fuckheads? I was lead to believe that “masks work”, that “social distancing” works? Are you jesters now saying that, despite wearing a mask, despite maintaining social distance, that POTUS is in fact endangering the lives of others by simply being within their eyesight? The malicious nature of these insurrectionists is so blatantly obvious now, so transparently misleading, that they should be subject to immediate execution. The alternative, of course, is a slow-roast and the desecration of your own lineage.

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Lion_partyUSA 7 points ago +7 / -0

“We can’t have a President who thinks he can just go speak to the people.”

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everydaybetter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. Trump showing the press that they are useless.

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Usernameicanrecall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guys, remember they got journalism degrees because they couldn't pass math and science to get real jobs.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truly warms my heart to know they are reeeeeeeeee ing

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JohnnyThomas 6 points ago +6 / -0

It looked like there was plenty of independent coverage to me.

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ssj4maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

we are the press now

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FL2PC72LE 6 points ago +6 / -0

What? Their "anonymous inside sources" didn't tell them?

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napoleon4321 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Independent coverage" = deathbed conspiracy theories

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C00gsHouse281 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck off, Zeke, and your fellow Democrat Party/leftist operatives cosplaying as journalists.

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inquimouse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like the news of his whereabouts isn't instantly noticed and tweeted around the world. They're just sore the truth got ahead of them.

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CaliforKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

RSBN had it covered.

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Thingthing22 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol.. it's clear. They think their audience is literally stupid. He'd have to be. The hospital is on a military base. Also, his protective pool was there. He wouldn't have been in the car if it weren't. 😂