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uvontheterrible 273 points ago +273 / -0

I see someone in the back without a circle. Call the police.

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KremlinBot 143 points ago +143 / -0

You can't call the police, it looks like she might be a minority.

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deleted 66 points ago +66 / -0
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KremlinBot 40 points ago +40 / -0

If the cops showed up, she could literally die!

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NoSteppy1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

For NO REASON AT ALL!*

*after committing a violent crime, resisting arrest, punching the cops in the face repeatedly, trying to run away, spotting something that might be a weapon and reaching for it ...

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, did you call the psychologist and a gynecologist first?

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that_sound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or she might just identify as a minority.

Either way, OrangeManBad, we're all nazis, and um... what did I forget?

Oh yes, RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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IPMang 3 points ago +3 / -0

She could DIE if you call the police.

They only make things worse!! /s

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Police, you meant that department they defunded?!

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panama_sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

call a social worker!

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Ikon 33 points ago +33 / -0

Defund and then call the police bigot!

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uvontheterrible 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oops, I meant call the social worker.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call the Covid Carens

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Boof_Bro 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe Biden is gonna put ya'll back in... hula hoops?

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t enter a 7-11 without a hula hoop

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covfefe-time 7 points ago +7 / -0

'Press 1 to speak to the social worker'

'Press 2 if you are being murdered and ready to vote democrat'