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KremlinBot 143 points ago +143 / -0

You can't call the police, it looks like she might be a minority.

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KremlinBot 40 points ago +40 / -0

If the cops showed up, she could literally die!

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NoSteppy1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

For NO REASON AT ALL!*

*after committing a violent crime, resisting arrest, punching the cops in the face repeatedly, trying to run away, spotting something that might be a weapon and reaching for it ...

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VelveetaJohnson 24 points ago +24 / -0

It’s called sleeping in a Wendy’s drive thru, bigot.

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, did you call the psychologist and a gynecologist first?

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that_sound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or she might just identify as a minority.

Either way, OrangeManBad, we're all nazis, and um... what did I forget?

Oh yes, RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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IPMang 3 points ago +3 / -0

She could DIE if you call the police.

They only make things worse!! /s

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Police, you meant that department they defunded?!

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panama_sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

call a social worker!