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Never will I look at Catholic doctrine. Rome is a renegade, 1 against 4. A prodigal too proud to come home. A history filled with evil, from the "Pope" on down. And currently overrun with evil. Yet there are good people within it, actively fighting the evil. Mary Magdalene isn't even a blip on the radar.
RIGHT!!! What TF was that line about yo? I always thought it was him agreeing 2 give Hildabeast the popular vote so he could just move forward. WTF was that about!!!
When the chief priests discovered the tomb was empty, they bribed the soldiers so that they wouldn't tell the real story; but instead fabricated a lie so that the priests wouldn't lose face.
I liked the part in the movie Jesus of Nazareth when the priests asked the Romans to guard the tomb in case a zealot were to roll the stone back to make it appear Jesus resurrected...the soldier turned to the chief priest and effectively said "What kind of people are you?"
“Because they have taken Drumpf away,” she said, “and I do not know where they have put him so I may illogically complain about him.”
When Xhe had said this, xhe turned around and saw Trump standing there; but xhe did not recognize that it was Trump.
“Woman, why are you REEEEING?” Trump asked. “Whom has you triggered?”
Thinking He was some liberal xhe said, “Sir, if you have carried Him off, tell me where you have put Him, and I will yell in his direction.”
Trump said to her, “Snowflake”
She turned and said "Fahschsssshist!"” (which means “Any one who dares be right of Mao”).
“Do not tweet to Me,” Trump said, “for I have not yet walked back into the Oval office. But go and tell My supporters, ‘I am ascending to My White House and your White House, to My Country and your Country (adds adlib) that much I can tell you, sooner than you can believe! See you don't want to report on that because you're so dishonest but you know it, I know it, we all know it.”
Aight imma head out
Precisely. If God didn't want me to shitpost all day, he wouldn't have given me a sense of humor. I have been laughing since I was a baby.
I am inevitable.
Agreed 100%. I laugh at myself, I laugh at others, I laugh at life itself.
How could you not? So much of what happens is hilariously funny or hilariously stupid. If I didn't laugh I would kill myself.
And therein lies a big difference between Trump supporters vs libtards/RINOs.
Well, laughing, zest for life & moral compass
I'm afraid you have free will, pede.
But as long as you accept that jesus died for your sins, you're golden!
(I'm an atheist lol)
You don't understand enough to be able to reject anything
I'm pretty awesome, but I'm not gonna lie, I am obviously no where near as cool as Balsha8chan
Literally on the 3rd day after what leftists believe to be a death sentence.....
get on the mule faggot
we are going to go out and win
He is risen!
3rd day
3rd term
3rd SCOTUS
3rd Constitution
3rd pick
He is risen indeed!!
Ad Astra!
KEK
She ain't Mary Magdalene...
Mary Magdalene was a whore before meeting Jesus so the comparison is at least semi-apt. The only difference was Mary turned away from her ways.
You're implying two things that Catholics deny:
change of doctrine ( they claim they don't change. Fortunately for everyone that's not true)
Scripture is false. Scripture states MM was a prostitute.
Also, Jesus never married. To think otherwise is to fully have no clue who He is.
Compare Luke 7 to John 12
See also Luke 8:2
Never will I look at Catholic doctrine. Rome is a renegade, 1 against 4. A prodigal too proud to come home. A history filled with evil, from the "Pope" on down. And currently overrun with evil. Yet there are good people within it, actively fighting the evil. Mary Magdalene isn't even a blip on the radar.
-Stigmata 2: Christian Boogaloo
He is. That song is ironically powerful.
Yeah, this is sacrilege. But the good kind.
Liberals are losing their collective shit! They are in a catch 22. Only thing they can do now is say the president never had covid. LOL
Trump truly is blessed by God.
RIGHT!!! What TF was that line about yo? I always thought it was him agreeing 2 give Hildabeast the popular vote so he could just move forward. WTF was that about!!!
This is one of the greatest memes in the history of the internet.
VSGEOTUS is RISEN!
It rocks the hardest. Believe me. Everyone’s talking about it. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.
High energy AF Community
It makes sense and the G is doing double duty as Genius and God.
Tha's right.
If he leaves the hospital after three days, Alpha and Omega kek
When the chief priests discovered the tomb was empty, they bribed the soldiers so that they wouldn't tell the real story; but instead fabricated a lie so that the priests wouldn't lose face.
I liked the part in the movie Jesus of Nazareth when the priests asked the Romans to guard the tomb in case a zealot were to roll the stone back to make it appear Jesus resurrected...the soldier turned to the chief priest and effectively said "What kind of people are you?"
I don't make many memes cause I suck at it but I believe my 3 days and 3 nights comment earlier could have inspired one. lol
Why do you look for the dead among the living?
Prayers to the Lord cancel out their call to Satan!
Satan is a loser.
In on a Friday. Out on a Sunday too.
He will return 10X more powerful!
Nov 3rd is REEEEEEEEE-Election day.
Trump was infected for your reeeeeee's and now the virus is no more. You're welcome.
“Woman, why are you yelling?” Trump asked.
“Because they have taken Drumpf away,” she said, “and I do not know where they have put him so I may illogically complain about him.”
When Xhe had said this, xhe turned around and saw Trump standing there; but xhe did not recognize that it was Trump.
“Woman, why are you REEEEING?” Trump asked. “Whom has you triggered?”
Thinking He was some liberal xhe said, “Sir, if you have carried Him off, tell me where you have put Him, and I will yell in his direction.”
Trump said to her, “Snowflake”
She turned and said "Fahschsssshist!"” (which means “Any one who dares be right of Mao”).
“Do not tweet to Me,” Trump said, “for I have not yet walked back into the Oval office. But go and tell My supporters, ‘I am ascending to My White House and your White House, to My Country and your Country (adds adlib) that much I can tell you, sooner than you can believe! See you don't want to report on that because you're so dishonest but you know it, I know it, we all know it.”
Amen.
BRILLIANT!
KUMBAYA MOTHERFUCKERS!!
I appreciate the humorous aspect of this but there is no way Trump should be substituted for Jesus Christ, even as a joke.
For this blasphemous depiction of the prophet the infidel must be destroyed! Oh wait nevermind Christians aren't savages :P
Respect the gospel AT LEAST.
why?
You don't even know what A Gospel is, much less THE Gospel
You might be surprised.
But still, why does it matter. Are we here for Jesus, or for our country?
You further reveal your ignorance. The order of priorities goes God, family, Country.
locked and loaded for tomorrow!
imma head out
like a fetus
😆👍
Too much yo
Trump always rises. ALWAYS!!!!
I truly think that Trump has been blessed by God while leading this nation.
Jesus is with him.
However this meme is blasphemous.
the Prophecy foretells of a second coming.
To put that harpy in the same picture with GEOTUS is sacrilege .
Is that nutso bitch still reee’ing? Would love to do a “Where are they now”.
🎶 Arr Eeee Eeeeeeee my Lorrrrrrd... Arrrrr Eeee Eeeeeeeeeeeee 🎶
Gospel of KeK. It is a song of my people.
I can recognize it as Kumbaya
Oh My GEOTUS... this is so good.
We have the best memes, don't we folks?
Outstanding meme, saved.
Does anyone have the backstory on Xir? I’m curious who it is and don’t feel like researching.
It's the xir that cried when Trump got elected for his first term. There are a few more xirs in that collection now.
Thank you. The “you are here” meme with this particular xir continues to be one of my favorites to trigger the left.
I know. It makes me sad.
Screaming at the sky Thomas
I think the screaming woman actually killed herself a while ago.
She seemed so emotionally stable too.
I never got a chance to read the story. Can someone try and find who that person was.
Follow up would be appropriate. You know, just to be sure.
Somethings never change. Trump does literally anything, and they collectively have meltdowns.
This is beautiful 💀😂
"i'm literally shaking right now, covid is suppose to have a 110% fatality rate how did he survive this?" -some liberal mask wearing cuck probably
That is genius!
Blasphemy.
Well, in a way, we're all God's children.
Yes.