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bigdickhangsright 52 points ago +52 / -0

Aight imma head out

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago +12 / -1

Precisely. If God didn't want me to shitpost all day, he wouldn't have given me a sense of humor. I have been laughing since I was a baby.

I am inevitable.

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed 100%. I laugh at myself, I laugh at others, I laugh at life itself.

How could you not? So much of what happens is hilariously funny or hilariously stupid. If I didn't laugh I would kill myself.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

I laugh at myself, I laugh at others, I laugh at life itself.

And therein lies a big difference between Trump supporters vs libtards/RINOs.

Well, laughing, zest for life & moral compass

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm afraid you have free will, pede.

But as long as you accept that jesus died for your sins, you're golden!

(I'm an atheist lol)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't understand enough to be able to reject anything

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Tpgsr 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm pretty awesome, but I'm not gonna lie, I am obviously no where near as cool as Balsha8chan

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tombombadil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally on the 3rd day after what leftists believe to be a death sentence.....

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learntocode 30 points ago +32 / -2

get on the mule faggot

we are going to go out and win

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Nomoralcompass89 29 points ago +30 / -1

He is risen!

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pizzzzaaaa 17 points ago +17 / -0

3rd day

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bigdickhangsright 16 points ago +16 / -0

3rd term

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Everquest4Life 15 points ago +15 / -0

3rd SCOTUS

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +6 / -0

3rd Constitution

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Hainova 12 points ago +12 / -0

3rd pick

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hereforthewinning 8 points ago +9 / -1

He is risen indeed!!

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ad Astra!

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TEXinLA 27 points ago +28 / -1

KEK

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TEXinLA 34 points ago +35 / -1

She ain't Mary Magdalene...

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +11 / -4

Mary Magdalene was a whore before meeting Jesus so the comparison is at least semi-apt. The only difference was Mary turned away from her ways.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're implying two things that Catholics deny:

  1. change of doctrine ( they claim they don't change. Fortunately for everyone that's not true)

  2. Scripture is false. Scripture states MM was a prostitute.

Also, Jesus never married. To think otherwise is to fully have no clue who He is.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Compare Luke 7 to John 12

See also Luke 8:2

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Never will I look at Catholic doctrine. Rome is a renegade, 1 against 4. A prodigal too proud to come home. A history filled with evil, from the "Pope" on down. And currently overrun with evil. Yet there are good people within it, actively fighting the evil. Mary Magdalene isn't even a blip on the radar.

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Amaroq64 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jesus had a wife and the Catholic Church has been hiding this.

-Stigmata 2: Christian Boogaloo

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is. That song is ironically powerful.

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WonkoTheSane 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yeah, this is sacrilege. But the good kind.

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Danimal13 25 points ago +25 / -0

Liberals are losing their collective shit! They are in a catch 22. Only thing they can do now is say the president never had covid. LOL

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tufftoffee 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump truly is blessed by God.

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JollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIGHT!!! What TF was that line about yo? I always thought it was him agreeing 2 give Hildabeast the popular vote so he could just move forward. WTF was that about!!!

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DrAugustBalls 19 points ago +21 / -2

This is one of the greatest memes in the history of the internet.

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10gauge 16 points ago +16 / -0

VSGEOTUS is RISEN!

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Everquest4Life 9 points ago +9 / -0

It rocks the hardest. Believe me. Everyone’s talking about it. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.

High energy AF Community

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

It makes sense and the G is doing double duty as Genius and God.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tha's right.

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armo 13 points ago +14 / -1

If he leaves the hospital after three days, Alpha and Omega kek

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

When the chief priests discovered the tomb was empty, they bribed the soldiers so that they wouldn't tell the real story; but instead fabricated a lie so that the priests wouldn't lose face.

I liked the part in the movie Jesus of Nazareth when the priests asked the Romans to guard the tomb in case a zealot were to roll the stone back to make it appear Jesus resurrected...the soldier turned to the chief priest and effectively said "What kind of people are you?"

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1776ThereIsaidIt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't make many memes cause I suck at it but I believe my 3 days and 3 nights comment earlier could have inspired one. lol

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DannySaySay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why do you look for the dead among the living?

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Redpill-notCommieRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

Prayers to the Lord cancel out their call to Satan!

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StarGirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Satan is a loser.

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Localtoast9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

In on a Friday. Out on a Sunday too.

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astro_eng 8 points ago +8 / -0

He will return 10X more powerful!

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trauncher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nov 3rd is REEEEEEEEE-Election day.

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StarGirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump was infected for your reeeeeee's and now the virus is no more. You're welcome.

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NoatakTheWiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Woman, why are you yelling?” Trump asked.

“Because they have taken Drumpf away,” she said, “and I do not know where they have put him so I may illogically complain about him.”

When Xhe had said this, xhe turned around and saw Trump standing there; but xhe did not recognize that it was Trump.

“Woman, why are you REEEEING?” Trump asked. “Whom has you triggered?”

Thinking He was some liberal xhe said, “Sir, if you have carried Him off, tell me where you have put Him, and I will yell in his direction.”

Trump said to her, “Snowflake”

She turned and said "Fahschsssshist!"” (which means “Any one who dares be right of Mao”).

“Do not tweet to Me,” Trump said, “for I have not yet walked back into the Oval office. But go and tell My supporters, ‘I am ascending to My White House and your White House, to My Country and your Country (adds adlib) that much I can tell you, sooner than you can believe! See you don't want to report on that because you're so dishonest but you know it, I know it, we all know it.”

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

BRILLIANT!

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

KUMBAYA MOTHERFUCKERS!!

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Hardcouer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I appreciate the humorous aspect of this but there is no way Trump should be substituted for Jesus Christ, even as a joke.

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leg_hairs 6 points ago +7 / -1

For this blasphemous depiction of the prophet the infidel must be destroyed! Oh wait nevermind Christians aren't savages :P

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NineteenEightyTwo 1 point ago +7 / -6

Respect the gospel AT LEAST.

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vx_156 0 points ago +2 / -2

why?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't even know what A Gospel is, much less THE Gospel

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vx_156 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be surprised.

But still, why does it matter. Are we here for Jesus, or for our country?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You further reveal your ignorance. The order of priorities goes God, family, Country.

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hereforthewinning 6 points ago +7 / -1

locked and loaded for tomorrow!

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

imma head out

like a fetus

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spez_inthe_turdpond 4 points ago +4 / -0

😆👍

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FalconPaunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too much yo

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump always rises. ALWAYS!!!!

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Nolivesmatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I truly think that Trump has been blessed by God while leading this nation.

Jesus is with him.

However this meme is blasphemous.

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xxxMAGA420xxx 4 points ago +5 / -1

the Prophecy foretells of a second coming.

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SauronWasFramed 4 points ago +5 / -1

To put that harpy in the same picture with GEOTUS is sacrilege .

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is that nutso bitch still reee’ing? Would love to do a “Where are they now”.

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B_Sack 3 points ago +3 / -0

🎶 Arr Eeee Eeeeeeee my Lorrrrrrd... Arrrrr Eeee Eeeeeeeeeeeee 🎶

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gospel of KeK. It is a song of my people.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can recognize it as Kumbaya

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Aletheia 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh My GEOTUS... this is so good.

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Dckman 3 points ago +4 / -1

We have the best memes, don't we folks?

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Bowery1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Outstanding meme, saved.

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Okillmakeanaccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does anyone have the backstory on Xir? I’m curious who it is and don’t feel like researching.

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wiombims 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the xir that cried when Trump got elected for his first term. There are a few more xirs in that collection now.

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Okillmakeanaccount 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you. The “you are here” meme with this particular xir continues to be one of my favorites to trigger the left.

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Okillmakeanaccount 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know. It makes me sad.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Screaming at the sky Thomas

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the screaming woman actually killed herself a while ago.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

She seemed so emotionally stable too.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never got a chance to read the story. Can someone try and find who that person was.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Follow up would be appropriate. You know, just to be sure.

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1776WILLCOMMENCE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somethings never change. Trump does literally anything, and they collectively have meltdowns.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is beautiful 💀😂

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doitlikeasith 1 point ago +1 / -0

"i'm literally shaking right now, covid is suppose to have a 110% fatality rate how did he survive this?" -some liberal mask wearing cuck probably

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gateway-project 1 point ago +3 / -2

That is genius!

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NineteenEightyTwo -6 points ago +10 / -16

Blasphemy.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, in a way, we're all God's children.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.