LOL, I'm an idea guy. When other people are just sitting around, not me. I'm thinking. Guy doesn't like horses? Start running through my brain of different animals that might work and still look bad ass. First idea was, of course, Komodo dragons. Did a little searching around and it turns out you can't actually buy a Komodo dragon in the United States. Same with lions. So the list was starting to get thin when I came up with the tried and true steer. We'll need to retool a saddle to fit but that's a minor detail. Heeyah!