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HotMustard84 267 points ago +268 / -1

He's back!

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Boof_Bro 157 points ago +158 / -1

Making up for lost time. Vote!

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DickTick 101 points ago +101 / -0

Meanwhile the Biden camp just decided to go ahead and weld the "lid" on permanently

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DickTick 65 points ago +65 / -0 (edited)

Can you even do that on a flip phone?

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magabirdlady 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL

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donaldismydad 9 points ago +9 / -0

ALL CAPS DRAGON ENERGY. VOTE!(for maga dragon energy, not joepedo)

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Mottster 1 point ago +1 / -0

With the couple of days to recover, looks like his energy bar is at 105% now!

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stjimmy92 14 points ago +14 / -0

You used to be able to text a tweet to a special phone number to get it posted back in the early days. I’m guessing the app/smartphones means that service is gone though.

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FlamingButBased 12 points ago +12 / -0

I REMEMBER!!!!

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe that's all twitter was in the early days.

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Themoeller 6 points ago +6 / -0

Comment of the day

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only time the phone they let him have flips is when he pulls the string too hard.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/519nqJtaFxL.AC_SL1000.jpg

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VinnyMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would love to see him wipe his own ass.

Wait that didn't come out right. I meant... Ah nevermind.

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JesterGT 6 points ago +6 / -0

He loves it when the kids wipe his ass and play with his leg hair in the pool.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

C’mon man. Malarkey

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, here's the deal. I've got a plan. ^ This guy? He doesn't have a plan.....

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Can't stump the Trump. Vote!

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

No brakes!

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RonPaulWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Air Horn

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AtticusDenzil 16 points ago +16 / -0

coming back strong with the tweets :)

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DickTick 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ooooh I'm sure it's only a matter of minutes before CNN claims that anonymous sources tell them Trump is literally taking his last breaths now and that the White House press team is working overtime to try to cover up what's really going on.... Oh, and that supposedly the nurses heard him muttering while in his medically induced coma, something about hating everyone that wasn't a Nazi?

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AtticusDenzil 8 points ago +8 / -0

well you can see the flood on reddit with those kind of posts if you are interested. any neutral comments on there are strongly downvoted

post title: trump is likely on ventilator and struggling for his life comment: hey let's wait for an official announcement instead of jumping to conclusions votes to comment: -100

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DickTick 7 points ago +7 / -0

Christ.....

Nope... I just can't even force myself to do it anymore. I commend those that are still able to fight the good fight over there.

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AtticusDenzil 2 points ago +2 / -0

can't call it a fight when i get instantly banned for any new subreddit i post on i might be too vocal about their double standards, but reddit looks like a leftie reeducation website at this point

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, but we still need soldiers on every front, so it's still very important that you try.

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KAGAnoRINO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because we love him. Vote!

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cortosis_turkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably crawling up the walls from being stuck in the hospital all weekend. I know I would be, and I don't have a quarter of his energy

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RahkeemTheMachine 7 points ago +7 / -0

MSM: HES HAVING ROID RAGE FROM THR STEROIDS! 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

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RexTyrannous 6 points ago +6 / -0

and ready to RUMBLE!

First Rally gonna be LIT!

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mjs0686 134 points ago +134 / -0

The man is unstoppable

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DickTick 23 points ago +23 / -0

Which is exactly why we hired him in the first place.

God speed, Mr. President!

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP! PINKO POX BTFO

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinko pox! I like it!!! 😏

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IsrorOrca 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can’t stop what won’t be stopped.

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AtticusDenzil 4 points ago +4 / -0

he does what needs to be done everything seems to be lost if he loses, i mean i don't see any other way to have a major swing away from the radical left

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Wtf_socialismreally 63 points ago +63 / -0

People are going to be so triggered that he is telling people to vote. Only they can do that.

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switchhand 36 points ago +36 / -0

If I had a dollar for every time Facebook and Instagram tried to register me to vote, even though I'm already registered... smh

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WhoMurderedSethRich 12 points ago +12 / -0

My android phone keeps telling me it's "National Voter Registration Day". Thanks, Google... 😒

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switchhand 20 points ago +20 / -0

And it's just a coincidence that there's no "I'm already registered" button. They want as many uninformed unsolicited sheep voters as possible. It's in the best interest of these tech giants.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh no, you definitely can't opt-out of their bullshit unless you close your account. It's literally programming and brainwashing.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember when in 2016 Reddit literally went out of their way to program popups to "register to vote".

When I pointed this out of course all the shitlibs went 'BUT EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE'!

Like... no... no they shouldn't. I unironically want the age to vote raised to 26 with exceptions made only for people who own a home, are in the military, or are in a high enough tax bracket. I want poll tests. I want voter ID and I don't give a fuck if it costs $500 for the ID.

Literally the entire problem with this country is that we're allowing hysterical emotionally-driven poor retards to vote.

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leg_hairs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Register to vote! (Sponsored by Biden/Harris™️)

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Minarchist_Manlet 7 points ago +7 / -0

We've determined that this post violates our rules on voting and electoral accuracy that we totally always had and applied fairly to everyone and didn't just make up because we're triggered by Trump.

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zerosmokescreen 13 points ago +13 / -0

All eyes on the madman, and he drops a MOAB of one-line campaign promises...awesome!

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fight the corrupt fake news media has pulled into the lead!

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Motownmow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Space force.

Simply, Space force vote.

What a legend

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BoJo 107 points ago +107 / -0

Friday: OMG Trump's got covid this is the best day evah he's going die!!!!!!

Monday fucking morning: DADDIES BACK

God it must suck being a Democrat.

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Woohan 52 points ago +53 / -1

They keep losing. It's glorious.

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Carry_Your_Name 24 points ago +24 / -0

They suck. They can't win without cheating.

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Woohan 19 points ago +20 / -1

They want everyone to live in misery. Because they are miserable themselves.

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Barabbas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Losers lose and winners win. It's settled science folks, believe me.

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Carry_Your_Name 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's like resurrection after three days in utter darkness!

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Erikabodereka 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope China Flu gets the Trump curse.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 72 points ago +72 / -0

Eleven tweets in an hour . . . according to Dr. Mengele's scientific theory that must mean he's cured!

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IAmTheSenate 29 points ago +30 / -1

I swear this guy is reddits new Avenatti

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clara__ 18 points ago +18 / -0

Eighteen tweets now and possibly still going? I am laughing so hard, dealing with this kung flu shit only made him stronger MAGA-GEOTUS

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WhoMurderedSethRich 11 points ago +11 / -0

Clicked on the link, can't read it. What does it say?

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TheOutlawPepeWales 19 points ago +19 / -0 (edited)

"In these most-unusual times, Twitter is the 5th vital sign, and perhaps the most important in this particular case. Right now, it is at and unprecedented and critically low level. It is perhaps the most telling vital regarding the President’s health." - Dr. James P. Phillips, MD, FACEP

And they wonder why we're skeptical about their "science".

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WhoMurderedSethRich 11 points ago +11 / -0

😂 Thanks for sharing. Oh no 😱 president no tweet, he is in peril 🙄

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TheOutlawPepeWales 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had enough of his malarkey when I learned about his "COVID recovery" company. When I found out he has a vested financial interest in prolonging the hysteria I got the overwhelming urge to ask him how it works on stains.

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_CaptainObvious 57 points ago +57 / -0

Guys... I think he wants us to go VOTE!

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vote early and vote often

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hollow_fang 50 points ago +50 / -0

VOTE!

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inutterable 50 points ago +50 / -0

One weekend of somewhat normal rest, and he's up and blasting on the tail end of the virus that was supposed to "bring about the apocalypse."

So, I wonder what the Left's explanation is? Is it not as bad as they say (and we can reopen everything)? Or is he just that amazing of a person (and clearly needs to lead us)?

(Hint: yes)

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Wtf_socialismreally 35 points ago +35 / -0

Well right now the left was last seen bitching on Reddit about how he was endangering the secret service by visiting supporters in his motorcade.

Separate cabin? Check.

Mask? Check.

A leftie even said that "masks don't protect from the virus, especially in close quarters like that"

They didn't seem to have a response for why we should wear masks, because they either do or they don't and there is not a magical in between, and if it doesn't stop the virus from getting away from someone who is masked or infecting someone who isn't, what are we wearing masks to avoid then?

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blackdeath 23 points ago +23 / -0

They excel at one piece puzzles, don’t ask them to connect two pieces just because you’re a racist bigot drumphtard.

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Minarchist_Manlet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Connecting TWO puzzle pieces? That's the media's job, dude. They do my thinking for me. Listen to Trusted Sources. Don't you trust SCIENCE?

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CyberSecGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well idk about you, but they make public restrooms a bit more bearable.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're going to go with either:

A. Drumpf was faking it!
B. Bad Orange Man has the best doctors but the poor BLACK AND BROWN BLACK AND BROWN BLACK AND BROWNs don't and they're all dying and it's Trumps fault and reeeeeeeeee.

Probably they will do both narratives at the same time.

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7th_street 43 points ago +43 / -0

ALL CAPS TWEET STORM!

GEOTUS ISN'T BACK, HE NEVER LEFT!

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monochromedout 36 points ago +36 / -0

Dragon Energy. Biden BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, FROM THE HOSPITAL WHILE FIGHTING CHINA FLU.

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nickybops 33 points ago +33 / -0

HAHAHAHA TOPEST KEK I LOVE THIS FUCKING MAN

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ArcticPharaoh 28 points ago +28 / -0

And I'm proud to be an American!

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BeijingBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love what it does to my eyes when I scroll down fast hehehe

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive length!

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stjdalen 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trump 1 Kung Flu 0

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stjdalen 19 points ago +19 / -0

Looks like it's time to go home to the WH

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UndercoverSpez 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Is Trump on medication?!? Quick 25th amendment!"

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Woohan 15 points ago +16 / -1

GEOTUS signaling he is ready to be discharged! Let's go, pedes! We got a country to save and no time to waste!

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10gauge 13 points ago +13 / -0

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

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TakingCoatsWIN 13 points ago +13 / -0

The embodiment of HIGH ENERGY!

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Telcontar2012 12 points ago +12 / -0

Something's got him perked up. Anyone got eyes on the outside of Walter Reed? Did a motorcade just leave?

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stjdalen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Breaking News: Kung Flu has made Trump stronger!!

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lurkwellmyfriends 12 points ago +12 / -0

drUMPfLEr hASn'T tWeEtEd iN fOUr hOUrS. fACe iT dRUMftARds, HE's dYInG. hE COUld hAVE liVED wITH SOCiaLizED hEALthCaRe. kARmA wInS aGAIn.

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AusMaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

He’s back!

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turdinthepunch 9 points ago +9 / -0

we need to start calling for the restoration of the 2A.

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JonyJony 8 points ago +8 / -0

What sort of dragon liquid are they giving him there

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

They gave him literal steroids yesterday. Nothing can stop him now.

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Melthesender45 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good Morning Patriots!

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lestork 7 points ago +7 / -0

MEDICAL ALERT: Presidential Tweetogram returning to normal data!

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MuffDuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Liberals brains melting. Commie reply bots struggling to keep up!

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AsKier 7 points ago +7 / -0

It seems GEOTUS feels much better :D

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Nyy817 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow must’ve had a high energy breakfast!

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Woohan 6 points ago +7 / -1

Honey Badger got nothing on Donald Trump!

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CaptainRumington 6 points ago +6 / -0

When people say Trump's economy wasn't his accomplishment, I just point out they legitimately had to force people into their homes at gun point and tell them they couldn't come out to stop the still rising economy.

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BunnyPicnic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reddit is pushing the oxygen narrative again. Saying that the steroid they gave him is only used in people with oxygen problems.

I've never seen a more sad sack of shit group if people than Trump haters.

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IPDaily 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bad news for Trump's enemies. He just woke up.

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taaaaahm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated title reference.

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kleindropper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like we got some ENERGY this morning.

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Azure_Comet 4 points ago +4 / -0

JOE SNIFFS KIDS & SO DOES BILL! VOTE!

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP. PINKO POX BTFO!

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HumblePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOVE THIS PRESIDENT. VOTE!

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Barabbas 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA Monday morning

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take another tax cut! Vote!

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Bedminster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Daddy's home!

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Nationalist2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

A man of my own heart!

This must be like what the little girls felt like when they stalked Hansen or the Jonas Brothers....

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godaddy42 3 points ago +3 / -0

welcome back mr. president. we missed you for 8 hours. vote evey- one vote for trump. biden is already dead. he can't find his grave site yet.