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deleted 37 points ago +37 / -0
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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

....RRRRRRRRT!!!

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spaceghost17 19 points ago +20 / -1

WANT TO LEARN CHINESE? VOTE!

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +10 / -2

Remember that saying "If the Nazi's had won, we'd all be speaking German"

"If The Commies had won, we'd all be socialists."

Fuck.. The Commies won WW2

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Ben45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Socialism started in the Great Depression with FDR. Worst president.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patton’s plan to keep pushing east to Moscow

... was doomed to fail. Read

_ War and Peace _

dealing w Stalin somehow would have been a good idea, but invading Russia never is.

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think these best and brightest generals set in motion a plan to retake the country, culminating in President Trump, whether they knew it or not.

I think there has been a resistance growing for decades, most of us totally unaware there was even a problem and these patriots working diligently to recruit other patriots and get 'our guy' from among the few billionaire candidates. I don't know who they might have gone with, if not for Trump.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohh you no rike China no more, round eye?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +4 / -1

WANT TO BE FORCED TO LEARN CHINESE? VOTE DEMOCRAT!

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StrangerThanFiction 18 points ago +18 / -0

High energy!

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TheSHazDroid 15 points ago +15 / -0

A dozen tweets and hour....

I think our President is ready to leave the hospital.

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Bullet3250 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes,

Trump's daily Tweet Ratio stat's are back to normal....

All systems go...

Ready for take off....

initiate final countdown for GEPOTUS to return to Base...

Warm up the Helicopters'

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RedHawk44 8 points ago +8 / -0

MAGA

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Danny1878 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump just found his phone charger.

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RIB4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heeeeere's DONNY!

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DarthJoshiahis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shady’s back???

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Elladar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Used to like Eminem, then he tried to shit on GEOTUS... Haven't listened to his music since then.

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that_sound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rachel Chandler

"Those who scream the loudest..."

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thelastlast 5 points ago +5 / -0

this man is a BEAST

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vote for your favorite president

God I love this man!

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NYC_4_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Without Me lends itself very well to our current situation:

Guess who’s back?

Back again

Donnie’s back

Tell a friend.

You waited this long, now stop debating

‘Cause I'm back, I'm on the roids and really raging

I know that you got a job, Ms. Biden

But your husband's brain problem's complicating

So the Twitter won't let me be

Or let me be me, so let me see

They try to shut me down on NBC

But it feels so empty without me

So, come on Lil Schiff with a bum on your lips

Fuck that! MAGA on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, Nancy!

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Daddy’s home! 🥳

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +4 / -1

China Virus: "Oh no what I have I done?"

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JohnR23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, I’m convinced. He’s fine.

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debmaxlola47 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show of strength.

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Zerwas 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Dems created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Clinton no more
They want Biden, shes chucked side-beef
Well if you want Trump, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit Covfefe mixed with some second term MAGA!!

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JollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kling Klong King Kong go the big brass balls of THE DON

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does ones 401k triple? Aren’t they set in stone? Like .50 cents to the dollar matching and stuff like that? I’m not complaining i think that’s awesome, but I’ve never put money into 401ks because I’ve just saved the money as I’ve always needed it in life.

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Siteless_Vagrant [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haaaaaave you met my friend, Interest? 401k's are where your money goes to be pooled with your co workers and employees at other companies to be managed by a firm, to be invested in order to grow. Stocks, bonds, CD's, maybe even land, They invest in all sorts of stuff. Basically, if the markets are rising, so is your money.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +2 / -1

Legal Loan Sharking (Lending at under 30%) is much more profitable - you either take 15% interest yearly or you get their assets.

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tcriv 2 points ago +2 / -0

a 401k is an investment vehicle. cash in a 401k is invested in the market. when the market goes up, your investment goes up.