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fingerofkek 55 points ago +55 / -0

What on earth could I do to make people stop staring at me? I just don’t understand. It makes me so angry.

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Rainman 22 points ago +22 / -0

My first instinct was to throw a brick at that bubble... is that wrong?

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PyroSphere 19 points ago +19 / -0

Only if you miss.

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fingerofkek 17 points ago +21 / -4

Let’s leave the violence for the left.

I think random suction cup attacks would be good, like nerf darts.

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Rainman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes that sounds REALLY fun

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fingerofkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thwack. Thwack-thwack

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QueenMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or squirt mustard and ketchup all over it 😁

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Mona1950 8 points ago +8 / -0

How about practicing your drum solo. Get those drumsticks ready.

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Smdlegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^these made me laugh out fuckin loud.^^

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

He asked for it - made me laugh too!

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Neonentity 4 points ago +4 / -0

DIY Covid costume just in time for Halloween

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Commiessuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plungers everywhere!

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bringing out the big guns.

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VA-Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check your soy-dium levels. You may be dangerously high.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, everyone has a right to their own freedom of expression...my first thought was to kick it.

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Ifeargovtmorethan 7 points ago +7 / -0

What state is this so I can be sure to avoid it?

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_-Th0r-_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

The state of insanity

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nonredneck 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like midtown manhattan to me. The thing is, might just be a regular NYC lunatic.

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zx9john 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is why aliens don’t fucking visit any more

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Valiazaner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably because every time they would try and give a Democrat an anal probe they would moan in pleasure.

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SikoraP13 31 points ago +32 / -1

Honestly, I'm all about that bubble. No stupid fogging up of my glasses. Get a cool space force decal for the back of it. And then get to go around mocking all the mask wearers how they don't take the virus seriously enough because they aren't wearing a bubble like me.

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morningpancakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm with you. That bubble is pretty fun haha

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lmao 7 points ago +7 / -0

until your nose starts itching

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morningpancakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need airtight operable hatch like an astronaut helmet haha

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been meaning to make one of those for a while now. The more ridiculous the better.

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Maker_Wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been thinking about buying one of those full face respirators and adding a mirror tint and air hose going to a blower.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of glasses fogging up, you'd have your bubble fogging up.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need a good sneeze system.

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Tulkas71 18 points ago +18 / -0

imagine sneezing in that thing.

You's pretty much just have to go home

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MrMcGreenGenes 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's going to make snorting coke difficult.

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Two_Scoops__ 7 points ago +7 / -0

you misspelled gurgling black cock

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nonredneck 3 points ago +3 / -0

and meth, but yes

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SisterCovfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think I saw that advertised on facebook.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

how is he breathing

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HEXEN 12 points ago +12 / -0

His body recycles its own farts

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ShiffsDeadHooker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like some sort of filter fitted onto the bubble by his shoulder and another visible by his chin.

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RedHawk44 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's just SAD...

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JaneMN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Attention Whore. No Gloves. Every bubble boy knows you need gloves.

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DeepDMingDeep 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poor goldfish.

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Trythisagain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cuck in a bubble.

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RedFoxOnFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not only is he wearing a bubble, but a clear plastic baseball cap inside of it..

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dernaldblumphflol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might actually be to help stabilize the bubble

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Dckman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bubble boy, all grown up.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some people call it a kaiser bubble. I call it a sling bubble.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Imagine being this fucking stupid...

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NotJudging 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he wearing a clear hardhat under his bubble?

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783hz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, leave the poor guy alone. Mental illness is nothing to laugh at.

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grassshrimp 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is some kind of sadistic game - people are betting one another on this nonsense. I bet you $100 I can get someone to wear a fish bowl on their head.

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quantum-step 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fully expected him to have a blue mask on, too.

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nickybops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dump a bucket of paint over his fucking head

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Michael032817 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude in the bubble has never had a human touch him.

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spuger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want one though, it looks awesome.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

The clown in the clown hat is ir-relevent, was hoping the hotty next to him would stand and allow us to see her stance, which judging by her sitting, would be quite the eye full. Prove me wrong.

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cant tell if he looks more like Henry Rollins or an angry Robert Picardo

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TH3D3S 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens if you sneeze?

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know they were doing a reboot of My Favorite Martian.

Cool!

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Ndmand69 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has his bird seed in the paper sack. It would be hilarious if a pigeon landing on his “helmet” and shit!!!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Hi I’m crazy and I think I live in a movie”

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

No gloves.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he bubbles-up that head, just imagine what he does to his other one.

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's some Fallout shit right there. Hope this dude doesn't trip lol

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jim Carrey 2 years from now

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MindingPsNQs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oops! That is where they are in their $50,000 fundraising goal, not the price.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the guy in the fundraising video the same guy that in the picture above?

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are those battery powered fans attached? Unless he has some sort of force ventilation going I would be concerned about carbon dioxide build up.

Far less safe than coronavirus.

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Ninki333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somewhere out there is a goldfish without a home.

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ProVoice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where I live I see people just wearing the clear face shield thinking their saving the world. So not as crazy as this dude but still crazy.

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I... kinda want one of those, actually.

Not for kung flu, but I think I could find some good uses for it.

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3BagFullFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh comorbidities. Save me!

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BobsNoCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I saw this I would se it as malicious compliance. "I gotta wear a mask,alright asshole,I'll wear a mask."

I even priced out a lvl 3 hazmat suit to do something similar, but $1000 felt like too much for a gag.

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That there feller looks like he'd enjoy some biscuits and mustard, mhm.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touching their phone, too.

I'm curious what they do when they sneeze?

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess it's just pure coincidence that these Lefties always look frumpy and depressed.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

One look at the guy and I already feel safer knowing he has his head contained in a bubble.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did it just get stuck on his head after the space walk?