My DM is a yuge bleeding heart lib, but I guarantee this will piss him off. He's been playing non-stop for over 25 years and this just obliterates decades of lore. Kobolds with 18 strength? fuck me.

Why can't these people just role play with within the rules? I'm playing a gnome wiz with really high intelligence, but to make it fun I play him with a complete lack of common sense. Let's just say I tend to get our party into interesting situations.