With Kayleigh McEnany Out Because Of The Kung-Flu, This Patriot Should Fill In As Acting Press Secretary
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Just for a day
That's all he needs to BREAK THROUGH THE CONDITIONING!
I MEAN KIDS, MAGELLAN'S A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER!
HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED, WITH ONE SHIP, THE ENTIRE PLANET! HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL. AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WAS ONLY LIKE ELEVEN PEOPLE ALIVE OF THE TWO-HUNDRED AND SOMETHING CREW. AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATER LINE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M
That led me to this, which made my day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw
One of the best :)
Alex Jones is a national treasure.
Brings tears of joy to my eyes.
I like to imagine it'd be something along these lines.
Artists rendition of press meltdown:
https://youtu.be/FfQWz4gVcP8
This one is great too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAplLNvvAVk
oh this ones my favorite. what a beautiful voice she has
Voice of an angel, I tell ya.
My favorite is the "Eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob!" remix. That was just amazing.
i love this song...
Thank you for that.
I have actually sailed these waters they did.. went through the Strait of Magellan. Constant high wind and massive waves. Near 100 foot ones. I can't imagine going through their in the ships they used. Dudes hadassive balls..
In the chilean palm forrest where he went they have a tree called the Jubaea. It is a genus of palm that has bushels of coconut-like little nuts. The trees live hundreds of years. Much of the forrest is the same now as it was when he visited. Very humbling trip.
That is awesome. I bet that was an incredible trip. I cannot imagine the trials Magellan and his crew went through.
We need more stories of great men through the ages. Alex is right: the children are looking up to Biebler, etc. when they need to be looking at Magellan and Newton and Jefferson, etc.
It was insane, even in a big steel nuclear powered US NAVY aircraft carrier it was a rough ride. Flight deck is 90 feet off the water and we had waves crashing over the bow so hard it ripped off a section of our catwalk.
That's bad ass! Thank you for your service. I bet that was one helluva ride!
Sure was. Nothing like it. Once in a lifetime experience. Almost cost me my life tho, the ship burned down a few days later and everybody in my workspace almost died. Trapped in a JP-5 (jet fuel) pump room number 3 below the fire. Only one way in and out. Fire was so intense it buckled the bulkheqds. That happened after I almost drown in Rio De Janeiro. I'm very lucky to be alive today.
Actually their sailing vessels were more seaworthy than what you were on. Nothing like a sailboat! 100' waves are no joke in anything though. Biggest I've been in was the 85' queer sea, in a 27' sloop
Could be... I don't know much about actual sailing in small ships. Not that 27 footer is small... just used to 1000+ foot flat tops. Everything seems small. Thinking about the psychics of it now I guess that actually makes a lot of sense.
I'd love to go actual sailing some time. I love the history of ships in the great lakes. Still finding undiscovered wrecks today.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. He's a national treasure.
Laughter is poison to the left and crying is their currency.
LAUGH PROUDLY, LAUGH LOUDLY, LAUGH BIGLY
I didn’t mean sad crying, more like a kind of empathic "feeling with" his emotions.
Ah, yes. In that case, do both for maximum effect!
Moral of the story: Don't be a gibbering idiot.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He has the documents. It's all on record.
this timeline has everything you ever dreamed of
https://i.imgur.com/YCA3v4q.png
THE FAKE NEWS IS TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
Just for the noobs.
The whole frog thing turned out to be true as well.
Not to mention that a chemical changing the mating patterns of frogs exposed to it is much more believable than the fact that men can menstruate, thing that the libtards truly believe.
There are documents that prove this all and he has them.
It's all on record. He's got sources at the highest level at the Pentagon.
REEEEEEEmix!
I am more a fan of the goblins remix
Sorry what’s that?
Before I click, is this what I just finished watching two more time?
Edit: It sure is!
CHYNA IS GIVIN THE FRICKIN FROGS WUFLU
JAMES WOODS.
This is the correct answer, the 'press' would leave in tears every single day.
Ill sign the petition
i'd love every minute of that.
rekt
After the election.
lmao
wait, i just remembered after he wins reelection, all bets are off.
Fuck everybody, fuck everything, fuck optics.
Alex Jones will be press secretary. MEME THIS TO REALITY!!!!
Why not do it now?
Edit: we won in 2016 by being bold, now is not the time for half measures
The concept of having Alex Jones serve as press secretary, even for a single day, simply cannot be measured in measures.
The REEEEES would be sooo good
Haha this pic
I fucking love it. They seriously should, fight crazy with crazy dragon energy.
Can you fucking imagine the meltdown? Coney Island + Fukushima + the Titanic.
no sampuko eyes though like the libtards
Stephen Miller needs to take over while Kayleigh is out. He's fantastic at beating down the press.
Remember Miller making a fool of Acosta over the Statue of Liberty poem? Please send in Miller.
Dana White could do a good job sitting in too
they'll eat spicy hot wings with corona voluntarily
Trump was cured by Alex Jones signature blend of MALE VITALITY and BONE BROTH!
I heard it was the 8 STACK POWER PACK WHICH IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET IT
Trump took the experimental 12 stack, but unless you're in the upper echelon of male vitality, you're body won't be able to handle it
My wife's boyfriend (beta) tried it and his kidneys failed on purpose.
Obligatory
It tastes like Ovaltine, like good!
I just got it out my head from the last time I heard it a month ago, but happy to bring it back in.
Like Ovaltine!
DNA FORCE, PROTECT YOUR TELOMERES!
He's saving that for the vaccine, gonna save us and swap out the bill gates bullshit at the last minute
ULTIMATE TOO-MERIC FORMULA
"YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT." -Alex Jones, to the first reporter who stirs shit up with him.
i want to see him rip off his shirt and start beating Jimmy.
Cage match!
Needs to happen
1776 will commence again!!!
Come back here! Cowards! COWARDS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5ec0pS1XI
I WILL EAT YOUR ASS
Id like to see James Woods
Now THAT would be a beautiful thing.
And maybe throw Crowder up there for a day.
Voice is too annoying
I WILL EAT YOUR ASS
LIKE CORN ON THE COB!
I'M READY
You think Christ would ever eat someone? Nah, he wouldn't do that. I WILL.
The press would beg for Kayleigh after they had Alex Jones!
I really want him to be President one day. Yes, I am a huge Alex Jones fan.
I never knew about him until I saw his part in that movie Waking Life. Even in that movie he drives around with a bullhorn dispensing red pills. Loved him since then.
One thing I heard him say that he has always stuck with me was something roughly along the lines of, "we're human, we're meant to be outside in nature.." and a montage of him frolicking in a river. It was very wholesome..I couldn't agree more with the things he was saying in that montage. I've taken him more seriously ever since.
I second this, pede!
LISTEN TO ME.
"Hilary Clinton is a goddess. I saw it on the Drudge Report"
We can only dream of him verbally ripping the guts from these reports like the Doom Slayer
"LITERAL VAMPIRE POT-BELLY GOLBINS..."
FINISH HIM!!
Fuckin’ LOL!
You didn't specify when in the process he rips his shirt off.
Based Supplement Merchant for Acting Press Secretary!
I'd fucking pay money to watch one of those pressers.
I JUST WALKED IN ON FAUCI.
HE WAS IN MID RITUAL, SUMMONING UP A DEMON. I STARED RIGHT AT THE THING. I SAID LISTEN DEVIL, IF YOU WANT A FIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE. I AM SO SICK OF THESE DEMONIC SCUM.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Excuse me, family show. Next question?
BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!
Infowars.com
That would be awesome! Tell us more about the frogs, Uncle Alex!
Like corn on the cob! I'M READY!!!
I'll barbeque your ass
FLAT
I will cook your ass up so fast
You think Christ would eat someone? He wouldn't. I would.
I'm ready to hang them up, gut 'em and skin 'em and chop 'em up, you know what? I'm ready.
I'm not a cannibal. I missed my calling as a hangman though ...
Same! DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
Frens!
Yes. Today, please.
I’m also a fan of John Miller.
Spicier Spicer Jr the IV: Please bring up the montage of area 51 anal probings, thank you, I'm going to leave this for you during the briefing. No, I haven't talked to the president about some of your colleague's heads on the wall. Look, I'm going to be honest with you, it was me or them and I ate their ass.
OMFG that would be amazing
"Alex, I'd like to ask about-"
"You don't love the spirit of justice, you goddamned demons, and you will live with your father the devil for all eternity!"
Alex To reporters : YOU PACK OF JACKALS AND LIARS!! YOU TREACHEROUS LOT WILL FINALLY BE PUNNNNISHED BY THE POWER OF THE TRUTH AND THE WRATH OF GOD~~~ 1776 WILL RE-COMMENCE AND WE.WILL.WIN!!! AAAARRRRGH!!!!!! Alex proceeds to rip the podium off the floor and throws at the nearest CNN reporter.
I grab my pop corn and enjoy the rest of the mayhem.
Grenell
THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL!
I want Alex and Milo to double team the presstitutes.
My vote is for Salty Cracker, from YouTube!
"You pathetic cuck! Get back in your seat! I didn't call on your lame ass!"
You gonna call the copses on me you little shit?
LOL. Nicely done!
Love that guy, he’s absolutely hilarious!
He's that little berserker you send behind enemy lines to disrupt everything he can put his hands on. Thanks for the comment reply!
who wants their ass eaten?!
I'm uh... I'm a liberal for Jones..
Do you want 1776 to commence.
Just cancel briefings until Kayleigh is back. Watch the reeee.
Say "you wanted us to be safe, here's us being safe. We can do a zoom call if you like."
This is sensible. AJ cage match with Acosta would be epic.
This picture captures the exact moment before the great Alex Jones ate Jim Acosta like corn on the cob. By God he was ready.
I just want him to scream semi-coherently at reporters.
Cage match!
WHEN WILL THIS MEME BECOME MORE THAN DREAMS?!?!
THIS IS FOR TURNING THE FROGS GAY!
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! Release the dragon!!!
The dick press would be so thankful when she returns.
Oh yeah, just shove the red pills down the whole world's throat!!
I'd watch.
Bring back Sarah Sanders
I vote Grenell.
Omg yes! “Pelosi, that liver-spotted demon...” then he stares them down until they are cowed before launching into a rant about how stupid California is. I goddamn love Jericho Green.
I could sell tickets to that event! We're talking prime time #1!!!!
The day of the 2020 Press corp massacre.
::Acosta raises his hand to be called::
"Jim, you vile, rotten transdimensional energy vampire technogremlin. Damn you! YOU DAMN YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO HELL!......EXCUSE ME!"
"I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY"
"Uhhh sir... the question was about the UAE."
Release the KRAKEN!! 😅😂😂