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yukondave 337 points ago +340 / -3

Just for a day

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veritasvincit 258 points ago +258 / -0

That's all he needs to BREAK THROUGH THE CONDITIONING!

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magastrophysicist 107 points ago +107 / -0

I MEAN KIDS, MAGELLAN'S A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER!

HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED, WITH ONE SHIP, THE ENTIRE PLANET! HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL. AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WAS ONLY LIKE ELEVEN PEOPLE ALIVE OF THE TWO-HUNDRED AND SOMETHING CREW. AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATER LINE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M

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Dead_Sennacherib 55 points ago +56 / -1

That led me to this, which made my day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

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magastrophysicist 47 points ago +47 / -0

One of the best :)

Alex Jones is a national treasure.

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Corn_Poop 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Kaarous 18 points ago +18 / -0

My favorite is the "Eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob!" remix. That was just amazing.

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sumguyaj1 2 points ago +2 / -0

i love this song...

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Sixty2ndAssassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for that.

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NavyGuy 19 points ago +21 / -2

I have actually sailed these waters they did.. went through the Strait of Magellan. Constant high wind and massive waves. Near 100 foot ones. I can't imagine going through their in the ships they used. Dudes hadassive balls..

In the chilean palm forrest where he went they have a tree called the Jubaea. It is a genus of palm that has bushels of coconut-like little nuts. The trees live hundreds of years. Much of the forrest is the same now as it was when he visited. Very humbling trip.

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magastrophysicist 15 points ago +15 / -0

That is awesome. I bet that was an incredible trip. I cannot imagine the trials Magellan and his crew went through.

We need more stories of great men through the ages. Alex is right: the children are looking up to Biebler, etc. when they need to be looking at Magellan and Newton and Jefferson, etc.

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Meme_Too 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. He's a national treasure.

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magastrophysicist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Laughter is poison to the left and crying is their currency.

LAUGH PROUDLY, LAUGH LOUDLY, LAUGH BIGLY

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Randomite 7 points ago +7 / -0

Moral of the story: Don't be a gibbering idiot.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 18 points ago +18 / -0

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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slickbilly777 11 points ago +11 / -0

He has the documents. It's all on record.

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

this timeline has everything you ever dreamed of

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 62 points ago +63 / -1

THE FAKE NEWS IS TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY

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VLADIMIRPUTIN 44 points ago +45 / -1

Just for the noobs.

The whole frog thing turned out to be true as well.

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Italians_Invented_2A 25 points ago +25 / -0

Not to mention that a chemical changing the mating patterns of frogs exposed to it is much more believable than the fact that men can menstruate, thing that the libtards truly believe.

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Silencemennow 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are documents that prove this all and he has them.

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Sigma 20 points ago +20 / -0
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PizzaDecorations 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am more a fan of the goblins remix

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InBedWithAGoblin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry what’s that?

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Logan_Viking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before I click, is this what I just finished watching two more time?

Edit: It sure is!

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

CHYNA IS GIVIN THE FRICKIN FROGS WUFLU

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MaddogZ 36 points ago +36 / -0

JAMES WOODS.

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corneredbeast 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the correct answer, the 'press' would leave in tears every single day.

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ERansom 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ill sign the petition

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'd love every minute of that.

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

rekt

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xkgb 10 points ago +10 / -0

After the election.

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July_1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

lmao

wait, i just remembered after he wins reelection, all bets are off.

Fuck everybody, fuck everything, fuck optics.

Alex Jones will be press secretary. MEME THIS TO REALITY!!!!

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Czech2Check 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not do it now?

Edit: we won in 2016 by being bold, now is not the time for half measures

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

The concept of having Alex Jones serve as press secretary, even for a single day, simply cannot be measured in measures.

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Czech2Check 1 point ago +1 / -0

The REEEEES would be sooo good