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Rainman 44 points ago +49 / -5

Ummm... I love POTUS and I can say that because I'm a confident heterosexual, HOWEVER, carrying around a pic of a man laying on a bed in my wallet because I'm lonely... I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that... am I too toxically masculine?

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Grilledpepe 43 points ago +43 / -0

Nah you're just magasexual. It's not gay believe me

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Rainman 24 points ago +24 / -0

I think I'm okay with being magasexual

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HCQaddict 22 points ago +22 / -0

it's okay to be magay

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fusreedah 17 points ago +17 / -0

I support magay magarriage.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

But no adding an M to the LGBT alphabet soup group. I don’t want any part of that.

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CHOOCHOO_BITCHES 12 points ago +12 / -0

As a gay dude we can drop the T for the M plz

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Grilledpepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't have to add it to their homo alphabet. I just want an honorable mention on their hate has no home here signs

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

We have the best MAGAsexuals, don’t we folks?

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh I get patriotic wood but I don't need a pic of POTUS to get there

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ObamasLooseButthole 8 points ago +8 / -0

but it helps, right?

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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

OKAY YES!!! Seeing a pic of POTUS on a bed gives me MAGAWOOD!!!

I feel almost vindicated now... like... I'm free or something

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otistoole 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know but goddamn if I was gonna go gay, this would be it

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could, but ONLY if Sleeepy Joe was superimposed next to him sniffing his hair. That’s a pic I could carry.

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Jabron661 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just declare "no homo" and it's all good.