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Trumpfan1 6 points ago +6 / -0

A brilliant analogy!

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ibot42 21 points ago +21 / -0

Good, but I think this works better:

If a contractor took 47 years to work on your home and it was still broken, would you then promote him to handle all your finances?

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MrSir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sales guy in the background grinning.

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Shamb3 6 points ago +6 / -0

If a contractor took 47 years to work on your home,

sniffed your children,

sniffed your friends children,

took bribes from your neighbors to do something else

and your house was still broken

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Useful_Vidiots 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you're ever near Rifle, Colorado make sure you stop by Lauren's Bar and Grill - 'Shooters'.

The waitresses open carry.

https://shootersgrill.com/

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NuclearRocks1 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like this one 😂😂😂😂

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True-Grit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bottom (no pun) right Pic enhances nicely. lol

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Traiya 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, but I might pave the garage myself.

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Mr_Man 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also, the contractor tried to molest your kids and he hates blacks.

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RexCollumSilvarum 6 points ago +6 / -0

And he doesn't know how any of his tools work and just calls them all "the thing".

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larc7thheaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

And calls you lyin' dog faced pony soldier

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Useful_Vidiots 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hers works better. It's more straightforward.

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happyfave [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Of course, or if your contractor raped women and sniffed and fondled children along the way. But ... sometimes the best ones are the simplest ones.

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ginnydyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Yes, because the guy that would go above and beyond to fix it, better than it was before, once said he wanted to grab a pussy!" - An Idiot

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

great analogy!!

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look!

Heres the deal man

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I might if my house were fine but that contractor was being paid by others and he was paying me off to the tune of millions to let him keep the scan running. I’d regret it later though so I’d lash out at people who made their money honestly.

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bastosmichael 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just imagining Biden with a hard hat.

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jormungandr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Far left: um, work?

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superfly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course you‘d hire him if he isn‘t rayysist!
If you don‘t hire him, you‘re a nazi!

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MeSewCorny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better yet would you then hire him as the general contractor to oversee all other contractors hired to work on every aspect of your home.

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KAGAnoRINO 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the laborer who has shown completely unable to do his job, would you hire him as the contractor

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MadMaxUSMC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a typical government building project to me.

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FAQ-REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

If your home was 244, 2 months and 1 day old and contract has work on for the past 47 years or 20% the age of the home and he still had not fixed anything, would you hire him for 8 more years?

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synd1050 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah.he was based until he became a cuck.