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bchdrum22 139 points ago +139 / -0

One bite, everyone knows the rules.

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thepalagoon 84 points ago +85 / -1

Man, I wonder what Dave Portnoy is going to be like in 20 years. He already has "fuck you" money, and he's got the chad energy.

Don't sleep on Davey Pageviews following in GEOTUS footsteps - maybe not president, but an indomitable presence in media and culture.

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thelastlast 40 points ago +40 / -0

for sure.

uncancelalable.

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macfoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

he has a bit of andrew breitbart energy in him...

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dave Portnoy invented the “Fuck you, I don’t give a fuck” attitude toward the MSM.

Fact.

From 8 years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QTahhIBqI

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TieDyeTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy fucking shit. The end of that video had me GEEKIN. Portnoy is a beast.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check out this one, from the same year. Portnoy goes to an Anti-Barstool/Dave-Portnoy protest and faces the crazed feminists on stage, alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Z8IfZzhDo&feature=emb_logo

He gets on stage at the 2:45 mark.

Beast.

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UncleTrumpsBand 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is blackout

pmtgang

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I could see this, no doubt.

Love Dave when he was trapped in his apartment reviewing frozen pizza and opening cardboard boxes all day.

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RedTruck88 85 points ago +85 / -0

He's rational and doesn't have TDS. The world isn't difficult to understand when you have those two things on your side

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 30 points ago +30 / -0

You just described common sense.

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Mostprobably -12 points ago +3 / -15

He’s an adult adolescent.

He’s a BETA just like that douche Dan Blitzeran who all the weak men idolized a few years ago

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is a horrible take.

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wallasshole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrong. He's the new Howard Stern (Howard of 20 years ago)

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Howard of 20 years ago would be ripping apart Howard of today. Now Howard spends much of his show talking about Metamucil wafers and his cats.

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wallasshole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stopped listening after Eric the midget died. That's what it's regressed to?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, unfortunately.

Howard has TDS. He forgot who his audience is. He is like an old cat lady. He has morphed into a wack packer.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong!!

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +2 / -1

Betas don't go on national TV and tell a woman, to her face, to go fuck herself with rape shaming.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait. What happened? This sounds good.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone posted a link in this thread where he does just that.

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Trooph-Hurts 52 points ago +52 / -0

Superior Genes! I think Democrats fit the CVD profile better! The smoke, do drugs, are fat and lazy!

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DickTick 16 points ago +16 / -0

No wonder I got over the shit so much faster than my wife mom and stepdad! Thanks for this link for real

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Apersonofinterest 19 points ago +19 / -0

I was thinking about making a post (but I'm lazy so I just dropped it here) because there's a ton more articles that say smoking is good and then a ton saying smoking is bad and they go back and forth just like the mask works/don't work news and everything else China Flu related. They're just flooding the zone with disinfo so everyone spends all their time source checking with sources that contradict each other.

I'm a smoker so whenever anyone asks me where my mask is, I tell them I'm a smoker so I've got it covered.

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

I say the same.

My theory is that if you're a smoker, your lungs are already used to the workout.

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MrPoorRichard 9 points ago +11 / -2

Smoking coats your lung with tar making it much harder for the virus to attach and feed.

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Trooph-Hurts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until your lungs start bleeding!

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Dennislearsysbastard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perhaps touching your fingers to your mouth hundreds of times a day you build up immunity.

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Trooph-Hurts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok

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DickTick 32 points ago +32 / -0

Davey might not sound that bright in person, but you would be a fool to underestimate him.

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gthog61 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sometimes people do that on purpose so you will underestimate them, like how I twang my accent whenever a Yankee mentions it.

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Cray_cray_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny enough, Colbert did the opposite. Masked his southern accent to not be judged by his "peers."

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Filetsmignon 23 points ago +23 / -0

My portfolio is up 3.5% today. God Bless POTUS!

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brassmule 10 points ago +10 / -0

https://i.imgur.com/tRJmli9.png - markets are definitely up bigly.

I'm only up 1% atm, waiting a few hours for mutual funds to calculate for the day. 3.5% is nice.

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Sucrapi88 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was up 6.5%. Too bad I got destroyed a couple weeks ago lol

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

He doesn't fit "every at risk category known to man." He fits two, or maybe one and a half: age and (slightly) overweight.

MANY more do not apply: diabetes, heart disease, etc.

That said, I agree generally with the sentiment.

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MixedBlacknWhite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Donny_Saying_Thicc.jpg

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pink_virtuoso 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's just being funny. :D :D :D

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

I figured. :) Just didn't want to go along with the "muh multiple comorbidities" that the left is pushing.

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slightly obese, not slightly overweight

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's just using that phrase rhetorically, and it worked.

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stripperlover 10 points ago +10 / -0

DDTG BABY!

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IcedCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brick by brick!

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TheNewRepublic 9 points ago +9 / -0

El Presidente knows what’s up... I have a feeling the president left the hospital with one goal. Absolute annihilation of the left.

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Deplorable223 7 points ago +7 / -0

This rally will crush DOW 30k

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IcedCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Landslide incoming. (Vote!!!)

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

It really is a strength he got Covid. He can totally capitalize on his experience.

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

1/10th of Houston should be dead from Covid. After the bars closed people started having house / garage parties , meeting up to get even more drunk than they do at their local bars.

  • over 50
  • obese
  • smoker
  • alcoholic
  • terrible diet
  • no exercise
  • doesnt take vitamins
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hereforthewinning 2 points ago +3 / -1

go watch his interview with potus if u havent yet seen it. great conversation https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRWr9dI8-Jw

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17762020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was great, very refreshing to see Trump in a laid back atmosphere, not having to be on defense from an onslaught of tired loaded questions. Very cool.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

I predicted this too except he did not cartwheel out of Walter Reed, but peace is the prize and i got my big old piece of salt fo freeeee today so I am happy

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

El Presidente for the score!

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Isthisusedtoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

But he doesn’t fit every at risk category.

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unsolvableattitude 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAFTB!

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Caferrell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tommorrow morning he will be straightening things out