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Wikipedia already updated Trump's true age (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by ODonMAGA ago by ODonMAGA +4077 / -0
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TEXinLA 107 points ago +107 / -0

LOL

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PyroSphere 45 points ago +45 / -0

Where do I sign up to get some Chinese flu? I would love to feel like I'm thirty something again.

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seejayem 34 points ago +34 / -0

gee i hope i donโ€™t get it. i donโ€™t know how it feels to be -2 but i have a feeling the democrats would try to abort me

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PyroSphere 16 points ago +16 / -0

You being a Trump supporter, they wouldn't even need to think about it. R.I.P.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

WuFlu Me Too.

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jaubrey 69 points ago +69 / -0

By this scale, Biden is only like...240 years old. Not bad for someone who was elected as senator 180 years ago

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BreakfastGun 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wow. Never even thought about it like that. That's incredible.

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jaubrey 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know. He's been in politics longer than I've been alive and he JUST NOW has all the answers.

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Good_Behavior_Day 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's people voting whose parents hadn't been born when Biden was first elected.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that's a terrifying thought.

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Gwoz8881 22 points ago +22 / -0

He fought on the British side during the revolutionary war, right?

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SpaceForceMilitia 10 points ago +10 / -0

He sent the 666th Corn Pop Brigade.

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MuadDon 61 points ago +61 / -0

Space force delivered the first shipment of melange.

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Light_Man_X 22 points ago +22 / -0

Username checks out.

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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ShartMaster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shai Hulud!

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MAGAPlenty 10 points ago +10 / -0

SPICY.

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

check his recent tweet

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Ben45 2 points ago +3 / -1

And go on twatter?

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was pinned here

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zerosmokescreen 29 points ago +29 / -0

HaS tHis beeN DeBuNked??/

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JimmyNelson 7 points ago +7 / -0

EVAN! EVAN! EVAN!

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

WiLl He DiSaVoW?

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xzibit_b 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks better at 54 than I do at 22

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mateus 16 points ago +16 / -0

LOL! ๐Ÿ˜… I love this place! (For those who may have missed it, Trump said that he feels better than he did 20 years ago lol.)

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Kornstalx 15 points ago +15 / -0

Every time I see that pic, I can't help but see the bearded version.

https://i.imgur.com/BJ1cyUG.jpg

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CovidCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

20 more years in office!

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2008RonPaul2012 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just checked with CNN and they told me this photo has been doctored.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

by the same doctors who cured Trump? cause its amazing

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nimble 8 points ago +8 / -0

You've probably read it, Melania is SLIGHTLY younger!

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a little tiny bit

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turdinthepunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Age is just a social construct and math is racist

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Math is white supremacy and now the whites are using math to reverse their aging!!!!!!!

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JimmyNelson 6 points ago +6 / -0

LIKE A YOUNG ADULT LION READY TO HUNT

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only president to not age in office! Obama aged 40 years in his 8 years in office.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine keeping the stories straight.

"My Michael"

"If...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if...if..."

"I'm against gay marriage."

I'm sure that would take a toll on anybody in the public spotlight constantly lying their ass off.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm against gay marriage."

He actually said something worse! He said he believes in traditional marriage between a man and woman. Obama confirmed that there are only two genders.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Itโ€™s because HE IS

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

& sorry to say but kellyanne conway's atrocious brat 15 year old daughter looks twice her age. Don't even try TDS once!

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ArchieInTheBunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Takes after Moonface

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morphagent 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doesn't look that old.

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 scoops. 2 terms. 2 decades younger!

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

John Titor = time traveler Trump

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Michael032817 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need the Trumps in office until 2040 just to save this country. I donโ€™t care which one it is. They all work well together to fight for the American people. Current POTUS can take at least 8 more years.

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has reverse aged the last 4 years. I know this is shitpost, but he might actually be de-aging to 54. That will leave time for at least 6 more terms

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 2 points ago +2 / -0

He identifies as a 54 year old GEOTUS

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gato_felix 2 points ago +2 / -0

hilarious

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

TOP SHELF KEK

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Libtards who edit Wiki take Wimmins' Issues and Gender Studies 'cuz arithmatik is hard.

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chingtok 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would have been cool in an alternate universe to have President Trump at 54.

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ArchieInTheBunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Al-Qaeda would have been eliminated within weeks. No middle east wars. We would have colonized Mars by the end of his first term.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seriously love you guys.

No homo.

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TiaTisa 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Ok if you are Homo....we don't care.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ˜€ appreciate it. Although Iโ€™m not, was just making an overused joke, but I also love how this probably is one of the most accepting forums on the internet so long as youโ€™re not a communist.

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Gernnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn I want whatever he took

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Sybilludington77fr 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Antisemite-I-Guess 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Trump Gene is a good gene, you can easily look 10-20 years younger than you actually are.