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RustyJShackleford 56 points ago +56 / -0

Pleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal.

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Dingus 37 points ago +37 / -0

If this isn't real, it should be.

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DisbandTheCIA 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s not 😢

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TGNX 7 points ago +7 / -0

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!

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Illuminaughtie 22 points ago +22 / -0

AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM

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Tyscribz 14 points ago +15 / -1

gotta link for this?

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thewordwolf 10 points ago +11 / -1

Gotta link for deez nuts?!

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Trump4evergirl 8 points ago +8 / -0

You sound like my grandsons!

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Dumdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was truly a V shaped recovery.

More like a very strong V....

A super V some might say...

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thewordwolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

YUGE.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Biden says we have a K shaped recovery. Can anyone explain to me how you can get a nonlinear shape on a 2D graph?

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Jojobelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

A vulva shaped economy.

They let you grab this economy by the Vulva. They really do!

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

[Verse 1]

Back in black, I hit the sack

I've been too long, I'm glad to be back

Yes, I'm let loose from the noose

That's kept me hanging about

I'm just looking at the sky 'cause it's getting me high

Forget the hearse, 'cause I'll never die

I got nine lives, cat's eyes

Abusing every one of them and running wild

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm back, yes I'm back

Well, I'm back, yes I'm back Well, I'm back, back

Well, I'm back in black

Yes, I'm back in black

[Verse 2]

Back in the back of a Cadillac

Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack

Yes, I'm in a bang with a gang

They've got to catch me if they want me to hang

'Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack

Nobody's gonna get me on another rap

So, look at me now, I'm just making my play

Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we not doing shitpost flair anymore?

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purple_nitrile 3 points ago +3 / -0

New pedes don't do it

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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thewordwolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gigachad.

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao this guy is my hero

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit, I had just read this, then checked my email. Got an email from the Trump Campaign, title was "I'M BACK."

Not saying that this is real, or that he wrote the email. But I'm pretty sure that SOMEONE at that campaign saw this and the comments saying it needs to be real and did their part.

Very nice work, hidden campaign pede.

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KremlinBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it's on the internet, I believe it.