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Goldlight 58 points ago +58 / -0

I donated all my life savings, match me!

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MrSir 44 points ago +44 / -0

Stop donating your rent. Where will your girlfriend and I stay on the weekends?

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Goldlight 23 points ago +23 / -0

but after bernie wins rent will be free or something

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MrSir 9 points ago +9 / -0

My dude. We are out of beer. Why dont you tell the liquor store guy about this.

Quick as you can bud.

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Theannihilatrixx 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shit! His girlfriend told me she only drank White Claw last weekend when we hung out. What else did she lie to me about?

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No_Malarkey_Joe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Matched with all my student loans. Here's how Bernie can still win.

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catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean the money your parents gave you for tuition?

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Goldlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

"tuition"

Tendies you maga mouth-breather