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TDBabyBite 625 points ago +627 / -2

God Bless Trump. Love this man

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MagaHistorian 224 points ago +224 / -0

Trump ain’t Boris.

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Impressive-Length 183 points ago +184 / -1

“Maybe I’m immune! I dunno!”

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ObamasLooseButthole 106 points ago +106 / -0

I was rolling when he said that. It's so perfect!

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DonJr2032 46 points ago +47 / -1

Now maybe my solid red state and Republican Governor will lift the statewide mask mandate (probably not).

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 36 points ago +37 / -1

LET’S START THE HASHTAG #IMMUNE ON TWITTER! 😈😁😼 Shoutout to the medical professionals at Walter Reed hospital and GEOTUS’s medical team for caring for our favorite president btw!!!!!!!!!

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Polks_Corps 8 points ago +9 / -1

REEEEEEEE

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panama_sucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

GROWING EVEN STRONGER

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Skogin 23 points ago +23 / -0

HAHAAA!

He was also playing accordion again.

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Icepck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Certainly didn't catch a case or Christopher Reeves, unless he is really superman. (Bad waklin' joke)

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walken is also from Queens.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

NEEDS MORE 🐮🛎!!!

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Jobu567 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha. Me too.

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Wazoo 30 points ago +30 / -0

He triggered a million lefties with that.

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NoApologyTour 27 points ago +27 / -0

I laughed. He’s officially invincible.

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wilstjb 24 points ago +24 / -0

Last year two major hurricanes came up the the coast of Florida, near Mir-a-lago. They both backed off and turned northeast.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1

That made me laugh out loud! 😆 His personality truly is amazing!!!!!!!

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Data_bank 40 points ago +40 / -0

Boris is clearly a moron. His heart is in the right place, and I truly believe he is UK first....but he is just low IQ. All he had to do to gain the upper hand in EU trade negotiations was embrace the US and instead he jumped on the “orange man bad!” train to try and look cool in front of the French.

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mathman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Le coul keeds tabble!

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winsome 15 points ago +15 / -0

What woman is whispering in Boris' ear? There's your answer.

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KS-76- 24 points ago +26 / -2

Boris is a cheap Chinese knock off.

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NvJohansson 20 points ago +20 / -0

Boris has done nothing on illegal immigration. They show up by the thousands a day in boatloads

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +9 / -3

Do you think l should read Anaconda's posts before auto low-rating them?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, not necessary. If he ever posts something good you can tell by everyone else's reaction.

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Kekintosh2020 60 points ago +60 / -0

I hate how everyone references their poll numbers spiking afterwards, like yes when you sell out your electorates liberties to the WHO, the media will reward you with fake internet points.

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day221 29 points ago +30 / -1

You're right but it's not entirely fake. The media really does control what many people think.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s the tail wagging the dog.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to stop allowing that!

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polyglot 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ah, that's what it was. I read something where their approval numbers went up BECAUSE they were sick - like sympathy points.

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Block_Helen 27 points ago +27 / -0

That's not gonna happen. Fear not.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fear is the mind killer.

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes. It really is. Trump has balls of steel and we should too.

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MerchantMan99 9 points ago +9 / -0

We better. The tyranny imposed by Biden/Harris will be unlike anything we've ever seen if they take office. You can officially kiss the American dream goodbye.

I'd prefer risking death in the Pacific in WW2 over living under the boot of socialism.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, forget all about any "if" when it comes to JoeBlow. If their cheating manages to steal things for a moment we need to go Deus vulting.

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Rockonanon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fear is the LIttle Death.

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Moltar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fear is the Mind Killer

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Basileus 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought that was an orgasm

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Basileus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Le petite morte," (probably spelling it wrong), translated as "the little death," is a French euphemism for an orgasm

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lerm4comptroller 5 points ago +5 / -0

That brings Total Obliteration.

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Rockonanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will face my fear. I will permit my fear to pass over me and through me.

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BiglyMagaMamma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fear is a liar

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine his inner monologue during his shit 'n waddle on live TV?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking epic lol.

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NativeNorCal 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lunch killer

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 107 points ago +107 / -0

I love him with all my heart ♥️ more than anybody I know besides my family. I’m so happy he is safe and secure!!!!! We needed him back to fight for us American people and the free world!

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JULY4 35 points ago +35 / -0

I feel the same!

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JohnMcCainsTumors 22 points ago +22 / -0

Same

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magabirdlady 17 points ago +17 / -0

Same.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree, this comment would seem strange to some including people in my own family, but I still agree. Today was not only a relief but very inspiring. We love our POTUS, and that’s a rarity.

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NormaJeanRocks 96 points ago +96 / -0

He looks refreshed, maybe he got more than the usual 4 hrs sleep a night there.

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pinkpigh 50 points ago +50 / -0

Maybe

It is hard to sleep with melania by your side.

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Billythecamper 36 points ago +36 / -0

Very HARD indeed. Sorry.

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NYC_4_Trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh man, I can’t believe that I have to sleep with Melania, be assisted by Hope and be defended by Kayleigh.

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phibetared 14 points ago +15 / -1

Enjoy your audit.

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Copernicus 7 points ago +8 / -1

No problem there. Trust me.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Holy shit 😂🤣🙂 well played pede. TOP KEK

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BloodElfSupporter 35 points ago +35 / -0

GEOTUS looks younger! And sooooo good! I'm so happy today! Go GEOTUS! Go America!

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BloodElfSupporter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah that's what I heard too! Even inside a hospital GEOTUS still has HIGH ENERGY! He's like the ultimate President: strong-willed, brave, capable, patriotic and compassionate. I've never felt so grateful and lucky to be an American!

He's definitely up there with Washington and Lincoln. The other two have definitely made a lot of sacrifices as well.

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polyglot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah, I'd noticed that in recent weeks his voice sometimes sounded a little like he had something in his throat (maybe just from talking a lot). In this video, he looks fantastic, and his voice is as clear as a bell. Maybe those vitamins and the steroid, etc. helped his regular health as well as pierced the black heart of covid. I am so happy right now!

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's got a very youthful, healthy look to him. Last week, he was still Trump but more aged, worn and maybe a little tired?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

So true! It’s so nice to see the patriotism and love our community has!!!!! We’ve been through thick and thin together. Tonight we celebrate! It’s time to party 🎉 🎈 🎊

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Block_Helen 22 points ago +22 / -0

They finally got him to actually rest more than three hours a night, lol.

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polyglot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ha, that's true. They did give him some melatonin so he probably did sleep more than normal.

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mhuddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not on steroids. I know from experience. No sleep.

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BallsackPaneer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sleep is a weapon. I'd like to see GEOTUS with more weapons.

Since he's a teetotaler there's no chance of a Biden-style hangover wake at noon over-sleep.

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everydaybetter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait, he normally lives on 4 hrs of sleep per night?

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NormaJeanRocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

At most

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anon1011101 8 points ago +8 / -0

He went over 2 days without sleep at the NK summit in Singapore. The guy is just a fucking legend

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The_Litehaus_Abides 59 points ago +59 / -0

I think he actually is the most popular president ever. The support is massive, but the MSM thinks they're hiding it. Americans know better.

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TheReal45 27 points ago +27 / -0

I agree. He is not the most popular in DC and NY newsrooms. But that's okay.

With ordinary Americans, he is.

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Tardigrade 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its amazingly successful. I have one friend in particular who's usually very good at rejecting PC nonsense, but he fell for the idea Trump is a tax fraud (not the recent thing, but back in 2016).

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Cyer6 12 points ago +12 / -0

No other president has got this kind of support and love. Thousands showing up to rallies just to see him. He says the same things every time but he's entertaining and funny and that's why people go. He gets boat parades, pickup parades and thousands of MAGATeers outside his hospital. Never before has this happened and the media plays it like he's hated in vast numbers. They're so wrong.

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based_unicorn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just thinking the other day, has there ever been another President whose supporters put together impromptu car and boat parades every weekend in towns all throughout the country just to show how much they love him??

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Yuri88 20 points ago +20 / -0

He’s simultaneously the most hated and the most loved.

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xzibit_b 17 points ago +18 / -1

I have never met someone who didn't like Trump who could accept facts. For example, there was a moron on a British Youtube channel I like to follow who said "I don't understand why Trump has supporters. Why don't Americans care about the fact that he let Putin issue bounties on US soldiers and called soldiers losers? Its so stupid."

So I politely informed them "The person who wrote those stories literally walked them back so the things you are frustrated about aren't true." no response. It's the same shit. They never respond. You will notice that you have -127 karma but 0 comments in response. It's the darndest thing

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Rockonanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

It really be like this, fren. So sad. Too bad we're WINNING WINNING WINNING!!!

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Yuri88 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s absolutely correct and my experience as well. I heard Bret Easton Ellis say to Eric Weinstein on a podcast, “people don’t hate Trump’s policies, they hate his aesthetics.” Ninety percent of the conflict with Trump is rooted in aesthetics. For the entrenched interests who want perpetual war, sellout to China, globalism, etc. it absolutely is about policy, but the joe schmoe in the street is experiencing a visceral reaction to the aesthetics that is not trivial.

The aesthetics of a gaudy 80’s golden manhattan penthouse vs an artfully minimalist contemporary interior with ironic pop art on the walls and eco conscious furnishings out of Dwell magazine. A Las Vegas showboating libidunous salesman vs a soft spoken, witty, Ivy league credentialed intellectual. It all points to an existential divergence in worldviews and values.

I think there’s a disproportionate reaction from the left vs right because people on the right and middle have largely not allowed their deeply rooted inherited values to catabolize, so they can take Trump on the merits of his policy. At least more so than leftists, who cannot at all. Leftists have largely become consumerist shells, who after disembowelling themselves of all cultural and metaphysical heritage, now have just the thin mask of whatever adopted aesthetics to generate a zeal for life and meaning. This is why they’re so triggered. It’s all they have.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whatta guy! Love my president!

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Dankbot4000 169 points ago +169 / -0

This! 74 Year old beats it like a Chad while working 14 hour days and we have to fear for our lives inside... That narrative just got BTFO

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DonJr2032 108 points ago +108 / -0

"Maybe I'm immune now, I don't know"

Incoming flock of MSM articles about how you can get it twice in a row, unlike any other virus

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polyglot 36 points ago +36 / -0

Hahaha, you are so right! Like clockwork.

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ClownTamer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seems like most of the bullshit about you being able to ‘get it again’ after going through it is a result of many tests being complete bullshit. Some have a 50:50 positive rate. In that context, I can see why you can test positive for it again. It’s not because it’s a new plague that will kill us all, it’s because many tests are retarded. They even flag colds as a positive for it. Some docs just eye ball it. “Cough? Yeah, that’s Covid. We’ll take another $3k in funding thanks.”

I don’t mind wearing a mask in a store since it’s their store and their rules, but I’ve largely gone about my life since the lockdown started as unchanged as I can. Nobody in my area has it. I don’t have it. I never get the flu anyway. People run around cowering in fear like they’re going to die. Not doing that is like being Neo in the Matrix and having powers. I know one person in total that had it and they were fine within days without any special medical intervention.

Quarantine the vulnerable and don’t be an asshole. Wash your hands. Stop touching your face. Don’t shut down the fucking world because you hate Orange Man. A 99.9% survival rate kind of does mean that this isn’t that deadly. Easy to identify who won’t survive too. 80+ obese people with hypertension and all else.

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are NOW immune Mr. President. If not, vaccines are IRRELEVANT!

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Sumarongi 7 points ago +7 / -0

tHeRe iS sO mUcH wE dOnT kNow aBoUt tHis viRus

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like how it makes half the population so retarded they would give up all their freedoms for "science" and "government" to protect against a new flu.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr. Rand Paul had the China Plague soon after national lockdown. When he recovered, he claimed to be immune and went right back into the medical field to treat patients in a hospital in Kentucky. He is high risk with compromised lungs from almost dying from broken ribs and pneumonia due to that psychopath neighbor of his tackling him to the ground. He also had 1/2 of one lung removed due to necrosis from the ongoing pneumonia. He has not been infected again that I know of.

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Hatefullynch -26 points ago +4 / -30

You can, you lose your antibodies pretty quick unfortunately, its a bio weapon

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 36 points ago +36 / -0

So then a vaccine is useless.

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anon1011101 28 points ago +28 / -0

nigga i got covid in may and i dont take any extra precautions, didnt catch it again. why would they develop a vaccine for a virus that can reinfect you immediately? fucking dumbass

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JeremiahKassin 19 points ago +20 / -1

This is a misinformation campaign you've fallen for. It's technically true, but ignores how the human immune system works. Your body only keeps white blood cells around tailored to a specific virus for about 3 months after an infection, because it's a waste of resources to keep producing them. HOWEVER, it's T-cells that identify infections, and tell your body to start manufacturing white blood cells. Those stick around essentially forever.

The virus can theoretically mutate so it's no longer identifiable by the same T-cells, but viruses that mutate quickly like that die off faster, and as a result, tend not to be as deadly. There's a natural balance with viruses. If they kill off their host too quickly, they can't spread. If they mutate fast, it's because they reproduce fast, which means a fast metabolism that burns itself out, and they die fast, too. Every once in a while, it's possible for a perfect storm to hit, but it requires poor sanitation, compromised immune systems, and a dozen other factors lining up in perfect sequence. Last I checked, we'd pretty much all universally decided to start washing our hands and covering our mouths when we coughed, not evacuating where we eat, and overall living with a much higher sanitary standard than the past.

In short: It's kinda dumb everyone's worried about this. We're gonna be fine.

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JoePCool14 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kinda dumb? More like super super dumb. Fuck the lockdowns and muzzles. Freedom NOW.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's super dumb is that we have the numbers now to see that most of us have a .002% chance of dying from covid (and that's with all the fake covid deaths reported by scamming hospitals). Yet we STILL have schools closed, businesses closed, and face diapers or full force of the law. It's been 7 months. This is insanity and it won't stand for much longer.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thing is that we've been saying "it won't stand for much longer" for months. We thought this shit would end back in May. And here we are, 5 months later, all walking around in disgusting muzzles.

I'm giving it to the election, and assuming Trump wins, after that we all need to focus on organizing to end the China virus BS. Muzzle mandates in particular.

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V4ndalize 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everywhere besides democrat cities where they shit in the streets.

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lefkoslykos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even better, at least 40-60% of the population already has t-cells that are cross reactive to covid19. This is why you can have the couple on a cruz ship sharing the same cabin and toilet and food — one would get it and the other would not.

If you already regularly get mild colds you are probably immune to some degree and the virus wont stand a chance

Going past 15 days was a huge mistake. Allowing governors and mayors to seize power and not immediately forcing them give it up will ultimately result in war

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orange_dit 4 points ago +4 / -0

One thing the population is lacking is proper education on immunity. So many people have a vitamin D deficiency and the lock-down made it worse I think. If more people exercised periodically, got some sunlight, ate healthier and took their vitamins it would be much less deadly. There is a reason it affects blacks more than whites. Their higher melanin content inhibits production of vitamin D.

The WHO and governments should have educated the public how to boost their immune systems. In stead they instilled fear, forced people to sit indoors the entire day and closed their gyms. In other words: they did the exact opposite of what they were supposed to do!

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You clearly didn't even read what I wrote. And this information is all fReely available if you want to go and find it.

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The immune system is a learning system, just because you don't have active antibodies doesn't mean that your immune system is ineffective against a pathogen.

It also does fuzzy matching, meaning in some cases you can gain immunity to one or more pathogens via exposure to another, like in the case of cowpox providing immunity to smallpox.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +2 / -1

T cell immunity, not antibodies

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jubyeonin 85 points ago +85 / -0

This should be the biggest takeaway from all this. It is literally a common cold. You get it, you feel bad, but take care of yourself and it will go away. Keep yourself healthy. Your immune system does the work, so support it and you'll be fine.

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polyglot 17 points ago +17 / -0

I also think that his doctors' revealing all the meds he took gives people guidance on what to ask for when they get sick. Also, early treatment, folks! Also, Quercetin/zinc, Vit D, Vit C, NAC, etc. if you want to go about your business without worrying about getting/giving it if you're around many people or older folks a fair bit.

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hit_backspace 58 points ago +58 / -0

The left: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that

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KnottyJane 59 points ago +59 / -0

Nope. In the salt thread on reddit people were BEYOND pissed off that he said that. "My friend just died from this. How DARE he?" We're all gonna die! He's going to kill people! All his followers are going to go out now and we're going to die!!

I'm still struggling to understand the brainwashing there... I literally can't make any numbers I see match the level of fear that these people have.

And I definitely don't understand the hatred.

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ObamasLooseButthole 33 points ago +33 / -0

My friend just died from this.

No they didn't

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dasvolk 13 points ago +13 / -0

Some shitlib on a friend's facebook said this recently and dummied up when he was called out on it.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had someone send me a message on twitter saying this. I asked for their phone number because it doesn't matter if they're dead. They wouldn't give it to me.

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Batman 12 points ago +13 / -1

They sure did! Guarantee they would’ve survived the gun shot to the head had the ‘rona not killed them.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. I doubt they have many 70+ friends with several comorbidities.

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NYC_4_Trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

My friend basically texted me with a “how dare he leave the hospital for the WH”. I responded “Yes, how dare he be discharged from a hospital and returned HOME.”

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karens: "Stay the fuck home!"

Trump: Stays home at the white house

Karens: "REEEE"

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hit_backspace 28 points ago +28 / -0

As if their months of "peaceful protests" were not massive vectors for the wu flu. The double standard here is glaring.

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RahkeemTheMachine 23 points ago +23 / -0

There’s a difference between being cautious and mass hysteria that has just given an entire generation of people lifelong psychosis and a fear of other humans

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Redheadgrrl 9 points ago +9 / -0

I feel bad they lost their friend, but zer was probably morbidly obese.

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slrpnls 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't believe those fat basement dwellers have any friends.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 10 points ago +10 / -0

They don’t have to pretend when they cover their ears and scREEEEEEEEEEEEEam.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 32 points ago +32 / -0

If delivered even a week ago, The message would be “Trump is anti-science. He thinks Covid is a hoax.”

Now he speaks from experience, having conquered it like a champ, in cufflinks, never missing a day of work, feeding supporters and even doing a drive by to pump them up more (if possible). It will be harder for leftists to dismiss his words (they still will, of course, it they’ll have to try harder to maintain TDS).

Meanwhile, Biden hides at home and sends his wife into the deadly pandemic infested world to be his surrogate. FUCKING COWARD.

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generated_name 20 points ago +20 / -0

He owns it now. It can't be claimed he doesn't know what it's like, and if treatments are ever brought up he can say "Oh yeah, we've got plenty of them, and I even tried one of the experimental ones y'know. And it worked fantastically; and I said, and now everyone is saying, it was miraculous."

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The_Litehaus_Abides 31 points ago +31 / -0

DO NOT BE AFRAID is this message. Just wonderful.

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Rockonanon 13 points ago +13 / -0

DON'T BE AFRAID just might be the best advice you could ever give anyone.

FAITH is the opposite of FEAR!!!

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anthemstander 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

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Gwoz8881 15 points ago +15 / -0

Best fucking way to put it!

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KekistanPM 128 points ago +128 / -0

The left is still struggling to straighten out their story.

He had china virus months ago, no, weeks ago. He's still sick. He was never sick and this was all a ruse. He's a super spreader. He's not a super spreader because he's dead and we're seeing pre-recorded video and body doubles.

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Block_Helen 72 points ago +72 / -0

They have literally no idea how to spin this any way that benefits them.

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queue-anon 34 points ago +34 / -0

“You made fun of Biden for wearing a mask and then you got Chyna virus! “

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whippeat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guess he doesn’t need a mask from next week. 14 days after symptoms, you are no longer considered infectious.

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lefkoslykos 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pretty sure its 24-48 hours after not having symptoms anymore.

CDC updated their guideline from 14 down to 10 days back in July for waiting for symptoms to appear.

Eg. Everyone who isolated for the original 15 days and had no symptoms could have just resumed normal life. We could and should have just pushed play on normal life and taken better care to wash our hands. No masks, no bs.

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 days after you no longer have a fever without fever reducing meds. I don't know about yall, but when I got it my boss was having none of that shit. I was back at work after 5 days for a 40hr shift.

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NYC_4_Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

He got it because he doesn’t wear a mask!

But you said masks don’t protect you, they protect others from you?

He hates science!

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polyglot 16 points ago +16 / -0

So well said! It occurred to me that his getting it and getting over it in lightning speed was the best thing that could've happened right now! My last cold, I was tired for 2-3 days, and had a cough for a couple of weeks. Of course, now I know to take Quercetin/zinc et al. for cold or flu to reduce/shorten the duration of symptoms. But he sounds/looks like a billion bucks after a weekend. Incredible!

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was just a kek in his throat.

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panama_sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

the best was CNN ... simultaneously showing live feed of Trump leaving the hospital and a panel of 'experts' claiming the doctors hide something about Trumps health, and how he is actually very ill. It really is clown world out there. The president getting out of the chopper, talking into a camera, visibily in perfect health, YET THE CNN EXPERT PANEL telling me how this is not actually the truth, and theres more to come after the commercial break

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them to look in the pudding!

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remember1776 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'LL BRING MY CHISELS !!!!!!!!!!

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Dingus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Mount Rushmore just got 10 feet taller

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BloodElfSupporter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sal·va·tion /salˈvāSH(ə)n/ Learn to pronounce noun

preservation or deliverance from harm, ruin, or loss. "they try to sell it to us as economic salvation" Similar: lifeline preservation conservation means of escape

THEOLOGY deliverance from sin and its consequences, believed by Christians to be brought about by faith in Christ.

POTUS is the embodiment of the word "Salvation" that earns him the spot on Mount Rushmore!

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he is successful at draining the swamp, and save the republic, he will bar none, be considered the greatest president of all

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KekistanPM 40 points ago +40 / -0

Gee, and all I did this weekend was go to the park, play some video games and rent a movie off Amazon.

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BloodElfSupporter 21 points ago +21 / -0

Then GEOTUS is BACK! Fuck yeah! I bet he came back before you could finish that movie :D

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Block_Helen 24 points ago +24 / -0

The only thing I worried about was that he'd be delayed from the campaign trail.

But I gotta say, he recovered even faster than I could have possibly hoped for. It is a beautiful thing. Thank you God.

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dingdongbob 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wasn't worried. If you look at my post history, you would see me saying shit like how he would be ready before the next debate. You know the virus is bullshit when the news focuses more on cases than deaths, and the cases in the US appeared to be grossly inflated compared to a country like India, a country that literally has to tell its citizens to not shit in the street or they'll get sick.

Anyway, I didn't Trump to recover in a weekend, though. Ahead of schedule, as usual.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably under budget too!

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papaMAGA 7 points ago +8 / -1

Agreed, lets just hope nothing comes back.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just crushes them. It couldn't have happened at a better time with a more perfect outcome... FOR US!

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

man flu aint what it used to be

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pray_for_kekistan 131 points ago +132 / -1

FUCK YEAH GEOTUS!

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DonJr2032 24 points ago +25 / -1

When he announced he had it, I think it's safe to say there was a collective gasp among his fanbase. We all hear all kinds of things, good, bad, neutral, all types about this virus, so there was uncertainty about his outcome. Could he die! Could he be out for weeks and deathly ill?!

To see him back so quick is amazing, inspiring, and incredible. Thank God!

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karmalizing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly I knew he’d kick its ass, was just worried how the media would spin it. Went better than expected so far

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LittleBlackKat 131 points ago +132 / -1

Take off your fucking masks, America!

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Rockonanon 32 points ago +33 / -1

DO IT NOW!!!

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Averon 20 points ago +21 / -1

I can't because I refuse to put it on in the first place... Maybe I'll put a mask on once I get a welding machine to protect my eyes, but definitely not wearing a mask in order to comply with illegal and unconstitutional orders that the Texas governor thinks he can give everyone.

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The_1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can’t believe how hard Abbott cucked out. I hope he breaks a finger in his wheel chair spokes.

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope he breaks a finger in his wheel chair spokes.

While he's rolling down a 7% grade. What a weak, pathetic SOB he turned out to be.

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

Open these damn states up and take off the MASKS you cuck governors!

Are you watching Gov. Abbott!

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ChaseKilgannon 118 points ago +119 / -1

He is a fucking Rockstar lol... I love this president.

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uvontheterrible 109 points ago +111 / -2

A true leader.

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blacktankguy 86 points ago +87 / -1

Hes IMMUNE He should push this angle...."can't pick a guy like Biden - he might die from the china flu. Pick me, I'm immune"

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The_Litehaus_Abides 23 points ago +23 / -0

."can't pick a guy like Biden - he might die from the china flu...

Puts Biden in quite a bind. He has to take the "Trump vaccine" or forever be seen as a weak coward hiding from china virus in his basement.

Funny as hell, really.

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Block_Helen 15 points ago +15 / -0

He should but honestly he doesn't have to. Normies will look at him and say "gee why were they all telling us to be afraid?"

And I still don't know a single person IRL who has even tested positive, let alone had a bad bout or been hospitalized or died.

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blacktankguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes- very good points

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only people I know that tested positive had their tests sent out.

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Averon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know a person that claims to know a person that died from it... Probably was just the comorbidities that killed then and not the China flu.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, there were comorbidities/risk factors in both cases I know (relatives of friends). Specifically, age, Type I diabetes, cirrhosis of the liver, and heart disease.

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sure. I am a Kevin Bacon away from people who died (cousin of friend, FIL of friend, etc.). But that's not the same thing. I'm a Kevin Bacon away from Trump himself.

To be clear, I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I'm just saying the numbers are not sufficient to justify the fear.

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Block_Helen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. I know one of his appointees. And my parents met him a long time ago. ;)

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, I'm many times over a single Kevin Bacon away from the President. Great way to think about it.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

one of my friend’s got it. he said he felt perfectly fine, only knew he was positive because he had to take a test for work. he said it was great, he got 2 weeks paid off work for feeling normal.

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SlannMagePriest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next debate, he should offer to cough on Joe so Joe can be immune too!

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Joe, touch your tongue to..."

Fuck. Nope. Can't.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 78 points ago +79 / -1

Omg liberals on suicide watch hahahahaha

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JimmyNelson 3 points ago +4 / -1

HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU, ZIR!

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Mr_Beanths 44 points ago +45 / -1

This man is such a fighter. He’s an inspiration to us all.

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Maximus77 40 points ago +40 / -0

LEGEND!! F'n love this guy!! 4 more years, please!!!

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm going to ask someone, you're right I have no clue either how this can be spun.

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CaptBlank75 37 points ago +38 / -1

Wholesome. Moving. A total boss.

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12345678A 35 points ago +35 / -0

That's my President! Welcome home!

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salvecitizen 34 points ago +34 / -0

Chad AF.

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Songofsixpence 34 points ago +34 / -0

Daddy's back!

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Lla26 33 points ago +33 / -0

🎉Welcome back home, Mr. President!!🇺🇸❤️

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thistlemitten 33 points ago +33 / -0

God bless you, Mr. President!!

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MrHotep 31 points ago +31 / -0

Like a big dick swingin' boss.

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covfefe2525 30 points ago +30 / -0

NO MASK!

Superb uplifting words there.

"maybe I'm immune, I dunno!"

I lost it there 😂

Outstanding!

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HotMustard84 29 points ago +30 / -1

Covid is coming to an end lads

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahead of the November 4th schedule too! Kek wills it

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Whatever Trump says... communists do the opposite. Guaranteed.

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PaigeAshley 27 points ago +27 / -0

BEST LEADER SINCE WASHINGTON!

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sickboy 26 points ago +26 / -0

MAGA!!

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LittleBlackKat 25 points ago +25 / -0

He looks great!

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mjs0686 24 points ago +24 / -0

The best! So good to have him back!

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Randomite 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is Flotus?

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MythArcana 22 points ago +22 / -0

I've had hangovers that lasted longer than that.

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GoldenEagle1776 21 points ago +22 / -1

Aside from the vaccine comment it was pretty good. He looks just fine too.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +3 / -1

That and also I think a vaccine would be good for the senior citizens who are genuinely more at risk. Obviously, still shouldn't be mandatory, but they deserve a safe, effective, and morally-produced vaccine should they want one.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccines don’t do Jack shit though

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not saying I would take one, but there are people who would benefit from a working vaccine.

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OllyOlly -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lol uh.. this isn't true though

Unless you're some faggot cult anti vaxxer

In general vaccines work as intended. There's a reason you never got the mumps, for example, you stupid inbred shitstick.

Problem with a COVID vaccine is it's been developed waaaaay too fast.

But it doesn't mean VACCINES DON'T WORK

That's some greasy ass virgin basement dwelling Q shit

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MAGAAgain 20 points ago +20 / -0

Like the f-ing Boss that he is! It's obvious the covid didn't affect the size of his balls, unless they're even bigger than before...which would be hard to believe they could get any larger.

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TakingCoatsWIN 20 points ago +20 / -0

Very Stable Immune Genius.

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NYC_4_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

VSIGEOTUS

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SweetBeef 19 points ago +19 / -0

This one is making heads explode all over planet 😝🤣😋👍

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DJT_MFer 19 points ago +19 / -0

The man is a machine

An indestructible terminator.

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salvecitizen 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Commie flu couldn't take him down, and it couldn't take our economy down. But it did expose the Democrats as panicky wusses, hypocrites, and petty tyrants who hate children.

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nero2003 17 points ago +17 / -0

REEE REEE REEE We must shut down the country immediately!!! COWER IN FEAR. REEE REEE

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45willwinagain 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Maybe I'm immune, I dunno"

Anyone else cackle laugh to this part knowing how triggered the cultists will be?

Best president ever.

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Eowyn_Rohan 15 points ago +16 / -1

It's time to live again! That's my President! 4 more years! 4 more years!

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Republicans get the house, lets amend the constitition to let prezziesget a third term.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

16 MORE YEARS.

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seismic 14 points ago +14 / -0

They are absolutely melting down at this messaging. Silverman called him a disease spreading cunt LOL. Perpetual npc misery

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JamesSunderland 4 points ago +4 / -0

"disease spreading cunt"

Projection

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duckstuck 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe I'm immune..I don't know!

Hahaha

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pepemerchant2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

HE SOUNDS HIGH ENERGY!

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Returningtogod 13 points ago +13 / -0

I LOVE THIS MAN.

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DonaldoTrumpeto 13 points ago +13 / -0

China is probably executing the engineer who created this disease and punishing his family

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TacticalWitdotcom 12 points ago +13 / -1

I just hope he reads the Donald. I really do.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

The communists will probably try to double down now.

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f_bastiat 11 points ago +12 / -1

I will not be taking a vaccine for this, not that I'm anti-vaxx, I just see no value in risking some unknown complication to prevent something that I know has an extremely high rate of survival for my age group and health situation.

Also, cant wait for the medias report on how many minutes have have passed without a vaccine since Trump said it would be ready momentarily.

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p8riot 5 points ago +7 / -2

UN Vaccines Sterilize 500,000 Women in Kenya

https://tpchronicles.com/un-vaccines-sterilize/

491,000 excess paralyzed children in India between 2000 and 2017

https://www.mdpi.com/1660-4601/15/8/1755/htm

That same year (2017) saw India effectively neuter the Gates Foundation by taking over the funding for the ITSU, which "provides strategy and monitoring advice" for the immunization program. (MSM sugarcoat the split)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-health-bmgf/india-cuts-some-funding-ties-with-gates-foundation-on-immunization-idUSKBN15N13K

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Sumarongi 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, vaccines have turned into nothing more than a rent seeking scam that ends up hurting a lot of people

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +7 / -3

I'd sooner vote for Joe Biden than take any vaccine related to this over politicized bullshit

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Averon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Voting for Biden would be more likely to get a mandate saying you had to take it. I'll stick with voting Trump and still not take a vaccine.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was more a way of saying "Things that will never happen in this lifetime"