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HarvesterOfBallots 31 points ago +31 / -0

And drinking skim milk while eating pineapple pizza

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ClownTamer 11 points ago +11 / -0

And don’t forgot kids jumping on his lap, and he likes kids jumping on his lap. His name’s Joe Biden and he’s running for United States Senate. If you like what you see, give him a look!

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JamesBond007 6 points ago +6 / -0

And drinking through a hotdog

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militarysnoopy 7 points ago +7 / -0

And eating hotdogs with a side of walnut sauce, and pizza with spaghetti.

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LandOfLiberty 7 points ago +7 / -0

And communism.

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MikesBigJockstrap 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's only one thing I hate worse than lying, and that's skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHOW ME THE TIT OF AN ALMOND!