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Ithrowawaay 398 points ago +398 / -0

54*

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Flipbarryfromreddit 309 points ago +311 / -2

The top Snapchat story right now is what would happen if President Trump died. Absolutely fucking disgusting considering he is back in the White House right now and completely beat Covid. The liberal fantasies of our commander in Chief dying are sick as fuck!!!! I will post the screenshot of that ASAP

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polyglot 170 points ago +170 / -0

He really didn't give any of us time to worry about what if - and their fantasies of his being out of commission or worse were killed during the weekend - which is also hilarious - he hardly missed a workday. HAHAHA

Of course, thank you to his doctors as well!

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blacktankguy 136 points ago +136 / -0

Dude took a long weekend

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DJTJ2024 130 points ago +130 / -0

First vacation of his administration.

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eclectiledysfunction 12 points ago +12 / -0

My man Don took a PA day and a quick joyride around the hospital

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farttooterfart 23 points ago +23 / -0

He didn’t tweet for 12 hours reeeeeee didn’t they used to complain he tweeted too much?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's how they knew he was dead.

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WhitePowerRanger 41 points ago +41 / -0

Mine is “mature singles in your area”

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militarysnoopy 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'll fill that gap, alright.

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80960KA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clean the cobwebs from the rafters

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can fill that gap

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axrevolutionai 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh man, we got a real stallion over here

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ClownTamer 58 points ago +58 / -0

“There goes President Trump, returning to his own home. He’s at his own home now. He’s approached the door of his own home. He’s home now, and... and... yep, he took off the mask. Probably killed another billion people right there directly. They’ll die within an hour. I think I got Covid through the video feed. Wear your masks at home people! And condoms while sleeping.”

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commies0ride0free 41 points ago +41 / -0

I also love “not sure what symbolic statement he’s trying to make here” followed by “obviously not the right statement for this point in time” or some approximation of that.. salty bitches

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CognitiveJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the liberal scholar scientist that I am, I propose mandatory web cameras in every bedroom. That way we will know who is LGBTQIA+- so we can give them an award, and we can make sure social distancing is taking place in cisgender bedrooms

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eclectiledysfunction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont forget the diaper if you go wee-wee

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Flipbarryfromreddit 17 points ago +21 / -4

Wow so they really are making it the top story for everybody! I reported it but of course it will be to avail. SNAP PICKS AND CHOOSES WHAT STORIES ARE AT THE TOP NOW IT’S CONFIRMED. Thank for for this pede!!!! Maybe I should stop using it 🤔 I talk to nearly everybody I know and every female I’m tryna date on it though

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Carleezy1776usa 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lol their fantasy ruined in a blink of an eye. Don't let those idiots ruin your tranquility, we know they're lower than garbage

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's no rest for the wicked. Their real fantasy is the military escorting Trump out of the white house after his refusal of peaceful transition. That actually happened in a lot of former soviet countries and middle east countries as a result of color revolution. Now they equate the president with those dictators and intend to defeat him in the same way!

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MustBeTrump 54 points ago +54 / -0

He said he feels 20 years younger too! So that's at least 34 years old, orange man young!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 45 points ago +45 / -0

Don't let Biden know! He might sniff him

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BranchCovidian 25 points ago +25 / -0

Biden prefers 10 year olds. Geez, respect pedosexuality, bigot!

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

CNN: New calls for an emergency impeachment proceeding as President Trump, by his own admission, identifies as 34 years-old, therefore not being old enough to be President and is illegitimately occupying the office.

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish I knew Trump as a teenager

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Impressive-Length 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Is Trump no longer eligible for the Presidency? Better swear in Nancy Pelosi just in case!”

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HimalayanSalt21 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meanwhile Biden is aging in dog years and wouldn't make it through his first year if elected president. Media bias much?

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MustBeTrump 40 points ago +40 / -0

BIDEN SAID EARLIER TODAY THAT HE FEELS 10 YEAR OLDS

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ObamasLooseButthole 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a fucking shame it is where I can't tell if you're just shitposting.

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HimalayanSalt21 6 points ago +6 / -0

That must have something to do with his propensity to touch and sniff young girls.

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zakkaz1 2 points ago +3 / -1

your missing an "A"

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +7 / -1

Calling out media bias at this point is like calling the sky blue.

Why even waste our time on such observations anymore?

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heysup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time is an opportunity to redpill some normie that hasn’t been paying attention.

Never let a false, media-driven crisis go to waste.

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arkylady 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN: Trump is no longer eligible to be President because he isn't 35.

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DonJr2032 48 points ago +48 / -0

Trump is literally recording the video saying "Don't let this virus dominate your life" while CNN is covering it live and using propaganda to convince you that you should let it dominate your life.

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MudDog 21 points ago +22 / -1

He doesn't feel a day over 54, thanks Walter Reed Medical Center!

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IllKissYourBoobies 6 points ago +6 / -0

*45

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Motownmow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he looks pretty good for 42