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Flipbarryfromreddit 309 points ago +311 / -2

The top Snapchat story right now is what would happen if President Trump died. Absolutely fucking disgusting considering he is back in the White House right now and completely beat Covid. The liberal fantasies of our commander in Chief dying are sick as fuck!!!! I will post the screenshot of that ASAP

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polyglot 170 points ago +170 / -0

He really didn't give any of us time to worry about what if - and their fantasies of his being out of commission or worse were killed during the weekend - which is also hilarious - he hardly missed a workday. HAHAHA

Of course, thank you to his doctors as well!

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blacktankguy 136 points ago +136 / -0

Dude took a long weekend

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DJTJ2024 130 points ago +130 / -0

First vacation of his administration.

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TotalSkeptic 84 points ago +86 / -2

Working vacation

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arkylady 60 points ago +60 / -0

And it was a working vacation.

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FakeNametag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Media: President Trump, please start golfing again.

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eclectiledysfunction 12 points ago +12 / -0

My man Don took a PA day and a quick joyride around the hospital

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farttooterfart 23 points ago +23 / -0

He didn’t tweet for 12 hours reeeeeee didn’t they used to complain he tweeted too much?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's how they knew he was dead.

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WhitePowerRanger 41 points ago +41 / -0

Mine is ā€œmature singles in your areaā€

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militarysnoopy 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'll fill that gap, alright.

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80960KA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clean the cobwebs from the rafters

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let’s go already! My cooch has cobwebs on it!

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can fill that gap

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that the same a fill that seat??

I heard some chick from Michigan ask...

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axrevolutionai 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh man, we got a real stallion over here

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ClownTamer 58 points ago +58 / -0

ā€œThere goes President Trump, returning to his own home. He’s at his own home now. He’s approached the door of his own home. He’s home now, and... and... yep, he took off the mask. Probably killed another billion people right there directly. They’ll die within an hour. I think I got Covid through the video feed. Wear your masks at home people! And condoms while sleeping.ā€

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commies0ride0free 41 points ago +41 / -0

I also love ā€œnot sure what symbolic statement he’s trying to make hereā€ followed by ā€œobviously not the right statement for this point in timeā€ or some approximation of that.. salty bitches

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KnottyJane 32 points ago +32 / -0

His political statement is "Screw you, haters." And i fully support that statement.

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ZeroDeltaTango 16 points ago +16 / -0

Like it's the NEWS REPORTER'S job to determine the relative goodness and righteousness of symbolic gestures he even freely admits he can't comprehend.

Look how tightly they adhere to the silly narrative about the thin flimsy damp rag over your face being the newly discovered magic shield for all seasonal viruses.

From now on, it will be seen as rudeness of the highest order of you ever have a cold or flu and walk around without wearing the commie muzzle.

These fuckers have dropped all pretense of objectivity and just openly play the role of fact-free storyteller

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CognitiveJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the liberal scholar scientist that I am, I propose mandatory web cameras in every bedroom. That way we will know who is LGBTQIA+- so we can give them an award, and we can make sure social distancing is taking place in cisgender bedrooms

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eclectiledysfunction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dont forget the diaper if you go wee-wee

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Flipbarryfromreddit 17 points ago +21 / -4

Wow so they really are making it the top story for everybody! I reported it but of course it will be to avail. SNAP PICKS AND CHOOSES WHAT STORIES ARE AT THE TOP NOW IT’S CONFIRMED. Thank for for this pede!!!! Maybe I should stop using it šŸ¤” I talk to nearly everybody I know and every female I’m tryna date on it though

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Carleezy1776usa 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lol their fantasy ruined in a blink of an eye. Don't let those idiots ruin your tranquility, we know they're lower than garbage

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's no rest for the wicked. Their real fantasy is the military escorting Trump out of the white house after his refusal of peaceful transition. That actually happened in a lot of former soviet countries and middle east countries as a result of color revolution. Now they equate the president with those dictators and intend to defeat him in the same way!