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MustBeTrump 54 points ago +54 / -0

He said he feels 20 years younger too! So that's at least 34 years old, orange man young!

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deleted 40 points ago +40 / -0
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dontUseVinegerAsLube 45 points ago +45 / -0

Don't let Biden know! He might sniff him

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BranchCovidian 25 points ago +25 / -0

Biden prefers 10 year olds. Geez, respect pedosexuality, bigot!

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

Misrepresenting someone's age of attraction should be a capital offense. These bigots need to feel the same pain they're inflicting on harmless MAPs.

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

CNN: New calls for an emergency impeachment proceeding as President Trump, by his own admission, identifies as 34 years-old, therefore not being old enough to be President and is illegitimately occupying the office.

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish I knew Trump as a teenager

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Impressive-Length 8 points ago +8 / -0

β€œIs Trump no longer eligible for the Presidency? Better swear in Nancy Pelosi just in case!”

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HimalayanSalt21 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meanwhile Biden is aging in dog years and wouldn't make it through his first year if elected president. Media bias much?

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MustBeTrump 40 points ago +40 / -0

BIDEN SAID EARLIER TODAY THAT HE FEELS 10 YEAR OLDS

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ObamasLooseButthole 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a fucking shame it is where I can't tell if you're just shitposting.

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HimalayanSalt21 6 points ago +6 / -0

That must have something to do with his propensity to touch and sniff young girls.

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zakkaz1 2 points ago +3 / -1

your missing an "A"

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +7 / -1

Calling out media bias at this point is like calling the sky blue.

Why even waste our time on such observations anymore?

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heysup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time is an opportunity to redpill some normie that hasn’t been paying attention.

Never let a false, media-driven crisis go to waste.

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arkylady 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN: Trump is no longer eligible to be President because he isn't 35.