“There goes President Trump, returning to his own home. He’s at his own home now. He’s approached the door of his own home. He’s home now, and... and... yep, he took off the mask. Probably killed another billion people right there directly. They’ll die within an hour. I think I got Covid through the video feed. Wear your masks at home people! And condoms while sleeping.”
I also love “not sure what symbolic statement he’s trying to make here” followed by “obviously not the right statement for this point in time” or some approximation of that.. salty bitches
Like it's the NEWS REPORTER'S job to determine the relative goodness and righteousness of symbolic gestures he even freely admits he can't comprehend.
Look how tightly they adhere to the silly narrative about the thin flimsy damp rag over your face being the newly discovered magic shield for all seasonal viruses.
From now on, it will be seen as rudeness of the highest order of you ever have a cold or flu and walk around without wearing the commie muzzle.
These fuckers have dropped all pretense of objectivity and just openly play the role of fact-free storyteller
As the liberal scholar scientist that I am, I propose mandatory web cameras in every bedroom. That way we will know who is LGBTQIA+- so we can give them an award, and we can make sure social distancing is taking place in cisgender bedrooms
“There goes President Trump, returning to his own home. He’s at his own home now. He’s approached the door of his own home. He’s home now, and... and... yep, he took off the mask. Probably killed another billion people right there directly. They’ll die within an hour. I think I got Covid through the video feed. Wear your masks at home people! And condoms while sleeping.”
I also love “not sure what symbolic statement he’s trying to make here” followed by “obviously not the right statement for this point in time” or some approximation of that.. salty bitches
His political statement is "Screw you, haters." And i fully support that statement.
Wolf -lowest score ever on celebrity jeopardy- Blitzer
Like it's the NEWS REPORTER'S job to determine the relative goodness and righteousness of symbolic gestures he even freely admits he can't comprehend.
Look how tightly they adhere to the silly narrative about the thin flimsy damp rag over your face being the newly discovered magic shield for all seasonal viruses.
From now on, it will be seen as rudeness of the highest order of you ever have a cold or flu and walk around without wearing the commie muzzle.
These fuckers have dropped all pretense of objectivity and just openly play the role of fact-free storyteller
As the liberal scholar scientist that I am, I propose mandatory web cameras in every bedroom. That way we will know who is LGBTQIA+- so we can give them an award, and we can make sure social distancing is taking place in cisgender bedrooms
Dont forget the diaper if you go wee-wee