It's a tough job, but someone has to- wait, no they don't.

But on the off-chance you DO start a cult, can you make it one with fun beliefs? There's the doomsday cults, the death cults, and the feel-good cults, and it always makes for better news when the beliefs are silly and outrageous.

On which note, praise Kek, meme magic is real, and there are several time travellers quarreling in parliament.