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Yippy 160 points ago +160 / -0

A porn hooker who broke the whore code.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 92 points ago +92 / -0

Don't rat out your clients.

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Change_my_mind 21 points ago +21 / -0

Whore's have a code?

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Jackhererer 16 points ago +16 / -0

Always get paid, and never ever pay a John back.

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Change_my_mind 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hmm.. sounds like divorce..

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GeoG85 7 points ago +7 / -0

Criminals don't have a code. "No honour among thieves".

Yet, they try to say otherwise for some reason. :/

I'm reminded of Reddit Propaganda in regards to a Grand Theft Auto video game.

They literally tried to make the players, in a Grand Theft Auto game, non-violent! Literal daily shamings of "This guy killed me! HE LOSER HE BAD!"

What goes through some people's minds with their little games, baffles me. o____o

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Glentennis 4 points ago +4 / -0

A little piece of me dies inside when I'm watching TV, and the young black thug tells his teacher/mentor/undercover cop buddy/ etc. "YoU AnD Me?! wE AiN' t So DiFfErEnT! I RoB NiGgAs, AnD YoU RoB ThUgS"

It's so fucking cliche and old, and all it does is lower the bar for the demographic that's saying the line.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's similar, but they are wrong. When shit is done officially, in the public, it can be controlled. And control leads to safety. When the cops arrest a thug, the casualties are usually minimal, unless the thug goes suicide by cop.

Thugs on the other hand, out of control. When they rob someone, someone might pull a gun. Higher chance of collateral, simply because their method is done out of control.

It's why I'm pro-prostitution and pro-cocaine, along with pro-marijuana. Bring these professions out of the shadows, and under control. Taxed too.

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jughaid 33 points ago +33 / -0

schwing

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thewashambro 28 points ago +28 / -0

No need to thank me (click the video box)

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MW23232 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks! Then the Stephanie person that snitched Melania off w/ these tapes, " . . . the porn . . . hooker?" LOL. POTUS & Melania should buy a boat (not that they'd have a chance to use it anytime soon) and name it the "Porn Hooker".

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buttmonkey 1 point ago +2 / -1

(((Stephanie Winston Wolkoff))) Imagine my surprise

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly how I thought it would sound.

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M4J0R_CH335E 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you.

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maganify 1 point ago +1 / -0

Such a Goddess

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ripley88 28 points ago +28 / -0

I love the little language quirks that come from people who speak English as a second language; this is a great one.

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raver9876 25 points ago +25 / -0

But the phrase “porn-hooker” actually does describes Stormy’s job perfectly.

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Pikes985 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sproing!

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yay Melania! 💖

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Mad_Hattie 78 points ago +78 / -0

She was a lot nicer than I would have said it.

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PaigeAshley 32 points ago +32 / -0

Same!

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Norma_Bates 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was literally thinking the same thing!

Had some trollop tried to pull the same stunt on my husband, "porn hooker" would be me being polite!

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd like to think that my lady would have unleashed the full extent of her Latina rattlesnake rage on the degenerate stripper lady in this situation but I can't help but feel she'd save her most terrible wrath for me

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Beat_to_Quarters 76 points ago +76 / -0

If they were hoping that secretly and illegally recording FLOTUS was supposed to make her seem bad, the exact opposite happened. She's on point.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 68 points ago +68 / -0

I love how these leaked audio recordings that have been coming out of Melania the last few days are revealing just how absolutely fucking based she is.

Next thing you know she'll be posting /pol/ memes.

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Cdogger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Slovenian bots reeeeeeee!

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OnlyAmerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

Q is shit. She is F. First Lady of the US.

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I love this gossip.

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xBigCoffinHunter 25 points ago +25 / -0

No shit. My wife even said she likes her even more!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only people salty about these tapes are the Democrat losers who hated her regardless. I say to them: "Fuck you, porn hookers."

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

TBH I'm starting to wonder if these weren't leaked by Johnette Miller.

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vacu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like when Colin Powell got his emails leaked and ended up looking better than before it happened.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

These tapes just humanizes her more. She much funnier than I thought but I guess of you're married to Trump you kinda have to be to keep up

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MrMxyzptlk 45 points ago +45 / -0

Melania really is the best FLOTUS.

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Les_Deplorables 21 points ago +21 / -0

The breast is yet to come!

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WillyP702 18 points ago +18 / -0

Melania comes from my era where we used to call so called "empowered woman with sexual freedom" what they really were which are "WHORES" . To quote Bill Burr "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHORES PEOPLE!!!" . It wasn't like anybody tried to stop you from being a whore but you were never treated same as a woman with morals like they do today.

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plaaaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nobody respects a gigolo either. Guys who brag about their week-end 1 night stands usually came off as "not serious" at work in my experience. I disagree about there being any double standard.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

People forget there was a stigma against unmarried men in the workforce. Well, "forget" more like because they rightly assume impressionable people won't question the narrative.

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ciamarella 17 points ago +17 / -0

She’s based AF

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Emperorvoid 15 points ago +15 / -0

I LOVE OUR FLOTUS!

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knightofday 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don’t forget she was in the Nexium sex cult, even has the tattoo if I remember.

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PinochetIsMyHero 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not a tattoo, but a BRAND. You know, burning the skin with a hot iron. The tattoo was done as a coverup of where they branded her.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am so NOT searching for images of her tattoos.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry, a bunch of channers took the L for us long ago.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor bastards ... Looks like a dump truck with a silicone bumper

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FitOfficial 12 points ago +12 / -0

Of all the coverage this story got, was it ever confirmed Trump actually fucked her? I'm woefully uninformed on this one.

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Smurfection 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think so. If she had really been with Donald, she'd have asked for millions, not a few hundred thousands. Also, someone would have been able to corroborate it. Furthermore, I don't think Donald goes to the trashy. Look at his dating history when he was single. He always chose women who were hot models but he didn't go to the prostitutes, strippers and porn stars.

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

When you get to be as rich and as famous as Donald Trump you aren't paying the lady for her company you're paying her to leave afterward

That being said I agree that he probably would have picked less of a trashy looking broad but I can't exactly judge him if he did, I've done a lot of things in the moment I wasn't proud of

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Trump was paying trash to leave, there would be more trash speaking up because they'd want in on Stormy's deal. yet, no one has surfaced. The few that did have weak stories and a couple of them were rebuffed by Trump.

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Frog_Anne 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was always skeptical too. It's been well known for years that Trump is a germaphobe, why would a germaphobe go anywhere near the business end of a porn star? Gross!

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bellcurvestrikesback 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not confirmed but plausible

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not even plausible; DJT is way too much of a germophobe. Not confirmed. IOW, absolute bs.

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way. She lost her case and it was just some gossip for some tabloid.

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watchingindisbelief 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have that same question. What was the $130,000 for? I've never seen it addressed anywhere.

Stormy still owes DJT $300K, and that's easy enough to verify, but what was the original story?

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 9 points ago +9 / -0

How absolutely dare she!

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Garcetti gave the porn hooker a key to the city. Makes you wonder what he got in return.

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dusty handshake

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xBigCoffinHunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where did these recordings come from?

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MidDayMAGA [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Her ex best friend.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to be a special kind of harpy to record your friend's conversations with the intent to sell them. How desperate for cash and attention do you have to be?!

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Undercover_normi2 6 points ago +6 / -0

The more off the cuff stuff I hear from her the more I like her.

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ginnydyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Melania, if you need a new best friend, I would be more than happy to step in. I'll be all ears and no secret recording devices. You can say exactly how you feel and I won't judge you, I'll cheer you on.

Is what I would say if I ever had the honor of meeting her. Regardless of how creepy it may seem. Lol

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catbertz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm starting to develop a crazy tin foil hat theory about these tapes, and the friend that "betrayed" her.

First, I think normal people are universally accepting these recordings as a positive for Melania. The left failed to make them sound bad.

What if these were leaked with Melania's (and Don's) blessing, as 4d chess campaign strategy? Add in the sudden WH firestorm of positive tests? All to rally the public? Trump has been known to stir the media hornets nest to achieve goals. Maybe this is more manipulating the press? Crazy I know.

Anyways, she's awesome. The tapes made me like and relate to her even more, so it's a win.

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TheFountainhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would have said dirty pirate hooker but ok.

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Crusty_Pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stormy is ugly af I can’t believe people paid to see it naked

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

But what does she think about Sasquatch Obama?

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

After listening to these audio clips, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Melania refers to him as Big Mike.

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totktonikak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew extremely little about her before these horrible, damning tapes. Now I'm practically in love. She's amazing.

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JamesSunderland 4 points ago +4 / -0

She does porn; She had sex for money. What here is incorrect? Some Porn stars do like to act like they are superior to prostitutes somehow. What makes the difference? Having a running camera in the room? Getting money not from individual customers but from a company that gets the money from individual customers? Does that elevate them to a higher tier of morality? It's just legal prostitution. Be honest.

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Trump4WorldPresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see nothing wrong here, she's perfectly right

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

I vote "porn hooker" as the word of the year.

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astro_eng 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope there are comments on Big Mike!

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geebeext 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just liking her more and more

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

More leaks? Same "friend"?

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no_step_on_snek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Queue pages and pages of gilded threads talking about Melania showing her tits in a magazine in 3, 2, 1...

You've got to have blinders on to not see the difference between some classy pictures of a beautiful woman and some for rent hole with bolted on tits getting railed in the ass.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this supposed to be newsworthy? Who spends any of the precious moments of life reading something like this?

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listening and you're missing out on her accent when she says porn hooker. The "friend's" confused reaction, it's comedy gold, Jerry I tell ya!

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well porn stars are hookers. They are paid for sex.

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don_piledrive_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin destroyed.

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MuricMAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean she isn’t wrong.

I like how factual statements are somehow big news?

We all know that pornstars be nasty hoes.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

ol' Horse Face

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TheCorrectSide 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is well known that pornstars do porn as advertisement for their escort service. Heard it on some podcast.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s the lie?

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evan-Evan-Evan, can I get a fact check on this?

Evan: "True."

Damn, son.

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Fistfulofgreyhair 1 point ago +1 / -0

Intelligent and beautiful.

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Son_of_a_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

From here on out Stormy must be referred to as “The Porn Hooker”

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stormy was Trumps concubine for a while before falling out of favor. Melania was the first woman and placed in the highest regard...