PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RECOVERED FROM CORONA AFTER 3 DAYS. JUST LIKE OUR LORD WHO RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD AFTER 3 DAYS. THIS MUST BE A SIGN. TRUMP 2020!
My Grandma is 94 years old. For as long as I've been alive she and my Grandpa would eat some sort of fast food 4 or 5 times a week, either breakfast of lunch.
When she was in the nursing home earlier thie year whoever visited would bring her McDonald's, she had it for lunch or dinner most days. And when it got locked down she would tell thhe staff that she missed McDonald's fries more than all of us, lol
On her way home she wanted to stop at McDonald's. All of us who visit all the time take her food... She gets fast food a few times a week still. (We also take turns cooking decent dinners and weekend lunches for her so we don't just feed her junk.)
And yes, we know how unhealthy it is.... But she's 94. It hasn't killed her yet. And she says she'd rather enjoy life than eat food she doesn't like.
This is awesome! I have a similar story. My grandmother is 94 also and ate Wendy’s once a week but had cake or some form of dessert every night. I’ve seriously watched her polish off a whole cake for 8 people in two days.
Unfortunately she ended up in a nursing home earlier this year and since she’s been locked down (it’s NY so I’m just happy Cuomo didn’t kill her) she always tells us to bring her cake. Then she jokingly tells us to leave.
Oh and she truly believes that God sent Trump to save America.
It's funny. Guess who usually says they're "above" eating fast food like McDonald's? It's the leftist suburban white women back at it again. Surprise! ...and also soy boy cucks.
The regimen also temporarily turned his hair bright green, which made Biden very jealous. Joe then swore to recruit the Penguin and the Riddler to help him and Catwoman Harris attack Trump.
However, Trump pulled Bat spray from his utility belt and Joe ran away to his basement lair.
Want the freshest burgers at McD's? Order yours without pickles, it needs to be made after your ticket is submitted. No pre-made Frankenstein sandwiches.
It is why their latest menu option exists, that Latin pop music star knows how to order.
I don't understand why people love McDonald's fries to be honest. They have no flavor whatsoever. Yesterday I had awesome fries. Fried in beef tallow! I don't like vegan fries.
My conclusion to your question (which I also thought about years ago) is that McDonald fries are not like the french fries you get from other places. McDonald fries are McDonald fries, other places might have better tasting french fries but they're not like McDonald fries. Five Guys have awesome fries, better than McD, hell, a local bowling alley makes a crinkle cut fries that's out of this world, but when you want McD fries, nothing will substitute that taste and style.
When I was stationed in South Korea there was a Doner Kabab stand outside of Casey and they fried their fries in tallow and it legit tasted like early 90s McD fries! I seriously lost a minute on my 2 mile run from eating there as often as I did.
BK fries used to be super good back in the day, Then they changed something and fucked it all up.
I recall having some pretty damn good fries at whataburger... but it's so rare i'm near one that it's hard to remember. I also used to love Jack in the boxes curly fries back when i was a kid.
I can see the future. In a few short hours, you will all see it too. Trump steps off of marine one, eating the last bite of his big mac. A group of frenzied reporters elbow each other to get a question in. Jim Acosta makes his way to the front. Trump uses jim's tie as a napkin - dabbing the McDonald's special sauce from the corners of his mouth, walks up the steps of his white home, and fucks Melania. With his body feeling 20 years younger, the savior of western civilization's climax can be felt across nations and oceans. The world gives him a standing ovation. Biden cries.
I prefer half pound burgers. I have an awesome burger place nearby. Smokey on the outside raw on the inside. Better than somewhat bland (but not bad at all) Macdonald's food.
That and they say it's the 'Combo'
Didn't they end up administering Remdesivir? My understanding is that HCQ and Remdesivir do not work well when administered together.
I think it was Remdesivir + the antibody cocktail therapy from Regeneron
And supplementing with zinc, vitamin D, and melatonin.
I have anonymous sources that say otherwise
Ooooops. I tend to get carried away and become my serious nerdy self at times. Carry on!
The hamburger was a placebo
And a Big Mac, fries and Diet Coke
Hamberderz with Secret Service sauce
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RECOVERED FROM CORONA AFTER 3 DAYS. JUST LIKE OUR LORD WHO RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD AFTER 3 DAYS. THIS MUST BE A SIGN. TRUMP 2020!
October 5, Easter 2.0
Everyone gets pizza and chocolate kisses instead of eggs
EVEN BIDEN SUPPORTERS ACROSS THE STREET WERE GIVEN PIZZA NOW THEY'RE ALREADY TRUMP SUPPORTERS. LOL! 😂😂😂
3 scotus picks
3 days recovery
3 TERMS
EVERYTIME WE SAY 3 TERMS FOR THE GOD EMPEROR, A LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE WANTS TO COMMIT SUICIDE. LOL! 😂😂😂
Would you like a hot apple pie with that?
Two please.
One for each term!
I think we're gonna need more pies then..
40 pies for 40 terms!
SUPER SIZE ME CAP’N!
I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee..
fried pie in a bright red container. none of this baked shit
Remember the custard pies they had? Those were so good
were they fried?
I think they were baked
It will probably be cool enough to eat sometime after the inauguration speech!
My Grandma is 94 years old. For as long as I've been alive she and my Grandpa would eat some sort of fast food 4 or 5 times a week, either breakfast of lunch.
When she was in the nursing home earlier thie year whoever visited would bring her McDonald's, she had it for lunch or dinner most days. And when it got locked down she would tell thhe staff that she missed McDonald's fries more than all of us, lol
On her way home she wanted to stop at McDonald's. All of us who visit all the time take her food... She gets fast food a few times a week still. (We also take turns cooking decent dinners and weekend lunches for her so we don't just feed her junk.)
And yes, we know how unhealthy it is.... But she's 94. It hasn't killed her yet. And she says she'd rather enjoy life than eat food she doesn't like.
Maybe there is something good in the food....
Genes...Life span is all about genes and of course God has something to do with it also..:)
This is awesome! I have a similar story. My grandmother is 94 also and ate Wendy’s once a week but had cake or some form of dessert every night. I’ve seriously watched her polish off a whole cake for 8 people in two days. Unfortunately she ended up in a nursing home earlier this year and since she’s been locked down (it’s NY so I’m just happy Cuomo didn’t kill her) she always tells us to bring her cake. Then she jokingly tells us to leave. Oh and she truly believes that God sent Trump to save America.
Good story. Grandmas rock
Probably still less unhealthy than a Democrat governor.
It's funny. Guess who usually says they're "above" eating fast food like McDonald's? It's the leftist suburban white women back at it again. Surprise! ...and also soy boy cucks.
Some say this is even more powerful than chicken noodle soup.
Are those fresh hot fries? I'm feeling better already.
The regimen also temporarily turned his hair bright green, which made Biden very jealous. Joe then swore to recruit the Penguin and the Riddler to help him and Catwoman Harris attack Trump. However, Trump pulled Bat spray from his utility belt and Joe ran away to his basement lair.
BIG MAGA
ATTACK!
stuffed crust
Mff
Two all-beef patties, hydroxychloroquine, lettuce cheeses pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.Dr. McDonald has been prescribing this for YEARS.
Want the freshest burgers at McD's? Order yours without pickles, it needs to be made after your ticket is submitted. No pre-made Frankenstein sandwiches.
It is why their latest menu option exists, that Latin pop music star knows how to order.
Fuck I miss McD fries. I swore never to go back after the crappy service I received a few years back (and pretty much always)
but damn when they make the fries just right it's just the best.
I don't understand why people love McDonald's fries to be honest. They have no flavor whatsoever. Yesterday I had awesome fries. Fried in beef tallow! I don't like vegan fries.
Yeah their fries are meh...five guys has good fries, and they just shovel em in your bag
My conclusion to your question (which I also thought about years ago) is that McDonald fries are not like the french fries you get from other places. McDonald fries are McDonald fries, other places might have better tasting french fries but they're not like McDonald fries. Five Guys have awesome fries, better than McD, hell, a local bowling alley makes a crinkle cut fries that's out of this world, but when you want McD fries, nothing will substitute that taste and style.
When I was stationed in South Korea there was a Doner Kabab stand outside of Casey and they fried their fries in tallow and it legit tasted like early 90s McD fries! I seriously lost a minute on my 2 mile run from eating there as often as I did.
BK fries used to be super good back in the day, Then they changed something and fucked it all up.
I recall having some pretty damn good fries at whataburger... but it's so rare i'm near one that it's hard to remember. I also used to love Jack in the boxes curly fries back when i was a kid.
Mcds is definitely top tier.
Bruh, I want a Big Mac so bad now. But I can't ruin the workout I just did with it.
Based and swole-pilled. Keep killing it, patriot.
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Tonic waters. HCQ is a synthetic quinine. Quinine is what makes tonic water taste like shit without healthy doses of vodka and lime.
Gin, you heathen.
protein from the big mac. potassium from fries. caffeine from coke. not bad actually
Best hangover food
NEEDS MORE SALT
Well, i know for sure that will cure a hangover from having too many coronas, so maybe. Got to get the hot mustard sauce for the zinc though.
I’m here for my name
This shitpost would ironically be banned from most social media platforms.
Hahahahaha!
It’s not a Big Mac, it’s a BIGLY Mac!
I can see the future. In a few short hours, you will all see it too. Trump steps off of marine one, eating the last bite of his big mac. A group of frenzied reporters elbow each other to get a question in. Jim Acosta makes his way to the front. Trump uses jim's tie as a napkin - dabbing the McDonald's special sauce from the corners of his mouth, walks up the steps of his white home, and fucks Melania. With his body feeling 20 years younger, the savior of western civilization's climax can be felt across nations and oceans. The world gives him a standing ovation. Biden cries.
It was the second scoop that did it.
All-American meal
Calories when you're sick.
I need an order STAT.
Next time I go to McD’s, “can I have the Trump please?”
Bigly MAC
I love American man. It sucks nobody can realize this guy is the rock star president.
Ate one yesterday, I guess I’m good for the next week or so!
"A Big N' Tasty for just a dollar?"
No pictures of melania??
Fucking beautiful 😂 I love this so much!
Two All Beef Patties
My mom laughed ab this too btw!
DIET Coke
Two all-beef patties, two genders, two terms.
"It's over Stan. I've got the sars, now I only have a 99.7 percent chance of surviving. Unless you can find me the cure Stan. Can you?"
Uh, what's the cure dad?
"Gingerale and chicken noodle soup."
Libs: Trump is saying we should all inject liquidized Big Macs. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thought it was Filet o Fish
Hydroxy burger with Zpac fries and a Zinc pie.
Jesus, I remember the super size days. Did they come that big? I sort of remember he drinks coming in enormous sizes like that..
McD's stock soars!
The Big Mac gets a raw deal from foodies but sometimes it hits the spot just fine.
The McCure
I’m a quarter pounder with cheese man myself
I prefer half pound burgers. I have an awesome burger place nearby. Smokey on the outside raw on the inside. Better than somewhat bland (but not bad at all) Macdonald's food.
Bada ba da da....I'm lovin' it!
Get me a coke, please!