I can see the future. In a few short hours, you will all see it too. Trump steps off of marine one, eating the last bite of his big mac. A group of frenzied reporters elbow each other to get a question in. Jim Acosta makes his way to the front. Trump uses jim's tie as a napkin - dabbing the McDonald's special sauce from the corners of his mouth, walks up the steps of his white home, and fucks Melania. With his body feeling 20 years younger, the savior of western civilization's climax can be felt across nations and oceans. The world gives him a standing ovation. Biden cries.