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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's over Stan. I've got the sars, now I only have a 99.7 percent chance of surviving. Unless you can find me the cure Stan. Can you?"

Uh, what's the cure dad?

"Gingerale and chicken noodle soup."