When I was 3 or 4, mom said I would run around peeing on everything outside. Trees, bushes, the side of the house, the side of the car... She said I would chase the dogs and cats too. She also said I would sit on a 5 gallon bucket and pee into another 5 gallon bucket. I was little, so I feel like that was ok.
Now, I stand up big and tall like a man and piss like a man. Because I'm a man and that's what men do.
I pee when I sit on my throne to drop a duce.
When I was 3 or 4, mom said I would run around peeing on everything outside. Trees, bushes, the side of the house, the side of the car... She said I would chase the dogs and cats too. She also said I would sit on a 5 gallon bucket and pee into another 5 gallon bucket. I was little, so I feel like that was ok.
Now, I stand up big and tall like a man and piss like a man. Because I'm a man and that's what men do.