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PyroSphere 169 points ago +171 / -2

Since when have liberals ever needed to be registered to vote, they don't even have to be alive.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 47 points ago +47 / -0

That's true. I heard the Democrats biggest base of voters are dead voters

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PyroSphere 28 points ago +28 / -0

Dead people aren't very pliable, but they're pretty damn reliable.

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TheSuperStableGenius 14 points ago +14 / -0

RBG just voted this morning

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FUCK_DemonRATS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. I heard she's gonna cast her vote in all 50 states.

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

🌢️

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foxhound 26 points ago +26 / -0

They don’t even have to exist. They just need to be ideas like Antifa.

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FraudInsurance 5 points ago +5 / -0

Since Antifa is an idea, is anyone who joins considered a thought experiment?

Further, are their votes imaginary?

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O-Ther 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't even have to be real. It's amazing how Mickey Mouse casts multiple votes for Donkeys in every. single. precinct.

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jomten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats why they need illegal immigrants. To do the things Americans won’t do, like vote democrat.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, then some of them missed the deadline to die.

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AlphaNathan 41 points ago +42 / -1

NC pede reporting for duty! Wife and I are both registered.

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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G0vnah 21 points ago +21 / -0

They're in for a major buttwhooping that will make 2016 look like a ticklefight.

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

They were too busy celebrating his pending death and then REEEEEEing in despair when he lived. Womp Womp

Clearly he was meddling in the election by colluding with the disease!

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was Russia! Putin colluded with Trump by sending covert scientists to plant fake COVID tests at Walter Reed! Impeachment now!

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making_upvotes 16 points ago +16 / -0

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS PEDES!!!!

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WolfgangArmageddon7 13 points ago +13 / -0

Democrat lurkers: WAIT WHAT?! *chucks keyboard through window

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G0vnah 7 points ago +7 / -0

@ Sad Dems Lurking: say hi to Hillary for us

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MrSnappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I remember hearing that when Ben Affleck lived in NYC...he was part of a celebrity β€œRock the Vote” program sponsored by Dems...somebody dug around and found out that he had never registered to vote anywhere

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SanFranShitty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Still not tired of winning!!!

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ztrich007 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yea, liberals are not very good about planning ahead.

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Soros machines will make up for it.

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veteran299 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unregistered liberal on election day....... Hi I am here to vote. Since you don't require my I.D., my name is John Smith. Give me a ballot.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is how it's done in CA.

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dingdongbob 7 points ago +7 / -0

And MD

I was ready to present my ID at the polling center and they told me to put it away. I was shocked. Buying alcohol is more secure than this shit.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget Sudafed. They actually take your ID and copy it just for 10 nasal decongestant tablets. Meanwhile the border is open for drugs to pour through and the police hardly enforce drugs anymore. If I wanted meth I would buy it dirt cheap from the dealer in the parking lot living in his el camino. I wouldn't take home 10 Sudafed and take out my chemistry set to manufacture .03g of meth

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Roger-Q-Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Florida voter registration is down tonight, just before the midnight cutoff. Surprised? Must be run by Broward County officials.

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Shitposter69 6 points ago +7 / -1

TFW you can register the day that you vote in Michigan

SMH

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SlightlyLargerTub 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shucks, that's plenty of time to verify someone's identity, address, citizenship, residency, and felony record. /s

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Dingolingo8888 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump will get more votes in NY and CA than he did in 2016. That could only mean more votes in battlegrounds.

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AK1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

β€˜I was gonna register to vote, but then I got high’

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dingdongbob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am pretty sure I registered to vote at least three times since my state's primary, lol

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt all of Biden's voters were paying attention to registering with all of the rioting they were doing.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kill commies

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

THEY WERE TOO FOCUSED ON THEIR MELTDOWN AND SOCIAL MEDIA RANT. BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT RECOVERED FROM THE WUFLU. LOL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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AussieSasquatch76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still making assumptions that liberals will play by the rules

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats are pushing for same day (AKA election day) voter registration all across the country. They already have it now in some states. Democrats love to lie, cheat, and steal.

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deekarmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s okay, they already have the dead voting. Also multiple ballots for a single voter have been printed. They have teams ready to fill out the excess ballots anyways.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bro πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ thank you for the laugh!

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3006Springfield 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well the dead only vote democrat so if any of those leftists missed the deadline and are truly dedicated they will know what to do. I wish them the best

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Robbie06261995 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I would see one of those "register to vote!" messages on a website all I could think is "I've been registered since I was 18 get this crap outta here."

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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Cdope45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, they'll still vote multiple times.

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togger 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries. They will get the Hawaiian judge to extend registration...probably up to a week AFTER the election.

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5minutes2midnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sure do pray that enough republican vote ballot were printed because in Virginia I remember when they ran out of them in several precincts. How convenient πŸ€”.