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NormaJeanRocks 55 points ago +56 / -1

MAGA changes a man

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IamDEMONetIZED 16 points ago +16 / -0

It does.

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17762020 14 points ago +14 / -0

It do

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Notablitheringidiot 9 points ago +9 / -0

That it be.

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RabidZoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Indubitably.

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Deeds263 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes 👌🏻

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Brownwaterboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA changes women too :D

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IncredibleMrE1 29 points ago +29 / -0

Rejecting the globalist soy did wonders for him.

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I_Keep_Forgetting 21 points ago +22 / -1

At first I didn't like it, but just like with him I'd say it's growing on me now.

...I'll see myself out.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ted looked like a weasel swamp beast when clean shaven.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Odd too, he only grew the beard after Trump became his friend. Maybe he needed a bump in testosterone

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AR-14 55 points ago +56 / -1

DAHNALD!

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ObamasLooseButthole 51 points ago +53 / -2

Excuse me... it's pronounced

DAHNALD

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Girthquakes 19 points ago +19 / -0

Skelegates, if you will, Dahnald

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PyroSphere 33 points ago +34 / -1

THE ZODIAC PUMPKIN

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PinkPlacenta 26 points ago +26 / -0

The guy was a debate champion for Harvard, and he lost to Trump. Trump said some wild shit; his dad was part of the JFK assassination and his wife is ugly.

Instead of being a salty bitch like the left he looked at why he lost. He realized he didn't have to be this uptight 90's-era religious conservative in order to stay in office, he could just be a normal guy because that's what normal people can relate to.

Took the L and supported POTUS on things they mutually agree on. Took advantage of that horrific opponent Francis O'Rourke. Embraced the zodiac meme. Grew a beard so he doesn't look like a crying clown anymore. Laying the smack down during stimulus bill hearings. Sounding like a guy who just wants Americans to be free and eat barbecue.

Ted Cruz is the valedictorian of the Trump college of winning.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Thank for letting me know the full story pede! I wasn’t into politics until 2016 tbh!!!! I’d see it on tv at my job in 2015 to early 2016 though. Yep. Bush helped kill JFK. Ted is a champ for switching up for the greater good. Fuck the deep state and the last 4 presidents

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MAGATRAIN2k20 4 points ago +4 / -0

This pede gets it.

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Shitposter69 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is this Ted Cruz dressing as unbearded Ted Cruz for Halloween?

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RussianBot_23198a 9 points ago +11 / -2

I'd suggest he'll be dressed as the Zodiac Killer, but he does that everyday too.

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IronMaiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd shit a brick if he showed up with a paper bag and sunglasses 😆

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unbearded Ted Cruz is the scariest Cruz for us. Bearded Cruz is scariest for the left.

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BilbroNaggins 21 points ago +22 / -1

That's LYING TED, after he let his mane grow he became LION TED.

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RussianBot_23198a 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'M HERE FOR THE MAGAWEEN HATS DAHNALD

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HolographicTacoSalad 17 points ago +17 / -0

TRICK ER TREAT DAHNALD

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MythArcana 16 points ago +17 / -1

Found the Great Pumpkin. 🎃👍

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Winthedonald 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh man. I miss this meme from the Lyin' to Lion Ted days

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Lady_Stallion 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow, that's a good one..

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CrackaJack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Huh, he actually looks more macho.

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0v3rKill 7 points ago +7 / -0

You fucked the title up, it's DAHNALD, damn it! :P

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

10/10 excellent meme.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +8 / -1

Love this!!!!! I need the Halloween had too, it is so slick and I can go undercover with it! I have been looking for a great last donation to make to President Trump as well. Thank you so much brother! I fucking love you guys so much! This is my favorite fucking site on the Internet, it gave me a purpose in life and every fucking day I have something to look forward to! Four more motherfucking years! [edit was adding a letter)

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foxhound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lion Ted is getting all the candy this year.

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Zez1ma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crazy that these are selling at $300.00 or more, hopefully more get produced officially. I want one!

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Jonny 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ones that came out a year prior sold out in like 4 hours. Not that surprising!

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OtisTheTownDrunk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grandpa Munster 🦇

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +4 / -1

Cereal killer!

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YaBoiJacob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tedposting needs to make a comeback

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AnotherFormerDem 3 points ago +3 / -0

why

can't

i

have

one?!

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FRENS 3 points ago +3 / -0

GIVE 'EM THE MAGAWEEN!

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Lordnigel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll save you Dahnald!

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bpcpdx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fucking love how this is the first president that has merch.

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Nrdrsr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man remember those days with the cruz posts?

I HAVE THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

shit cracked me up so good

This has been an incredible ride

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Dexahexatris64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hand me your chocolate Dahnahld!!

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Zaszz345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seeing Ted without a beard feels wrong now lol

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, but have his mouth spell out MAGA in jagged connected letters.

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Spezz 2 points ago +3 / -1

i have last years been wearing it since oct 1 but i want moar

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting to buy mine!

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks SO much better with a beard.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dahnald.. the delegates.

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Skabliggum2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want this hat, but not for $250 on eBay. Need official version.

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Deplorable1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously, they can text me 25 times a day, but won't release a hat we all want to buy. Come on man!

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BitcoinTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite hat is the pride hat (and I'm not gay I just think it looks cool--I have it fresh on display not worn) and the hi-lighter green hat (which I wear most often). I don't wear my original MAGA hat and I wear the "Freedom Eagle" for 4th of July and other occasions. :) I would love to have the Magaween hat, I missed it a few years back!