The guy was a debate champion for Harvard, and he lost to Trump. Trump said some wild shit; his dad was part of the JFK assassination and his wife is ugly.
Instead of being a salty bitch like the left he looked at why he lost. He realized he didn't have to be this uptight 90's-era religious conservative in order to stay in office, he could just be a normal guy because that's what normal people can relate to.
Took the L and supported POTUS on things they mutually agree on. Took advantage of that horrific opponent Francis O'Rourke. Embraced the zodiac meme. Grew a beard so he doesn't look like a crying clown anymore. Laying the smack down during stimulus bill hearings. Sounding like a guy who just wants Americans to be free and eat barbecue.
Ted Cruz is the valedictorian of the Trump college of winning.
Thank for letting me know the full story pede! I wasn’t into politics until 2016 tbh!!!! I’d see it on tv at my job in 2015 to early 2016 though. Yep. Bush helped kill JFK. Ted is a champ for switching up for the greater good. Fuck the deep state and the last 4 presidents
Love this!!!!! I need the Halloween had too, it is so slick and I can go undercover with it! I have been looking for a great last donation to make to President Trump as well. Thank you so much brother! I fucking love you guys so much! This is my favorite fucking site on the Internet, it gave me a purpose in life and every fucking day I have something to look forward to! Four more motherfucking years! [edit was adding a letter)
My favorite hat is the pride hat (and I'm not gay I just think it looks cool--I have it fresh on display not worn) and the hi-lighter green hat (which I wear most often). I don't wear my original MAGA hat and I wear the "Freedom Eagle" for 4th of July and other occasions. :) I would love to have the Magaween hat, I missed it a few years back!
MAGA changes a man
It does.
It do
That it be.
Indubitably.
Yes 👌🏻
MAGA changes women too :D
Rejecting the globalist soy did wonders for him.
At first I didn't like it, but just like with him I'd say it's growing on me now.
...I'll see myself out.
Ted looked like a weasel swamp beast when clean shaven.
Odd too, he only grew the beard after Trump became his friend. Maybe he needed a bump in testosterone
DAHNALD!
Excuse me... it's pronounced
DAHNALD
THANK YOU DAHNALD
Skelegates, if you will, Dahnald
THE ZODIAC PUMPKIN
The guy was a debate champion for Harvard, and he lost to Trump. Trump said some wild shit; his dad was part of the JFK assassination and his wife is ugly.
Instead of being a salty bitch like the left he looked at why he lost. He realized he didn't have to be this uptight 90's-era religious conservative in order to stay in office, he could just be a normal guy because that's what normal people can relate to.
Took the L and supported POTUS on things they mutually agree on. Took advantage of that horrific opponent Francis O'Rourke. Embraced the zodiac meme. Grew a beard so he doesn't look like a crying clown anymore. Laying the smack down during stimulus bill hearings. Sounding like a guy who just wants Americans to be free and eat barbecue.
Ted Cruz is the valedictorian of the Trump college of winning.
Thank for letting me know the full story pede! I wasn’t into politics until 2016 tbh!!!! I’d see it on tv at my job in 2015 to early 2016 though. Yep. Bush helped kill JFK. Ted is a champ for switching up for the greater good. Fuck the deep state and the last 4 presidents
This pede gets it.
Is this Ted Cruz dressing as unbearded Ted Cruz for Halloween?
I'd suggest he'll be dressed as the Zodiac Killer, but he does that everyday too.
I'd shit a brick if he showed up with a paper bag and sunglasses 😆
Unbearded Ted Cruz is the scariest Cruz for us. Bearded Cruz is scariest for the left.
That's LYING TED, after he let his mane grow he became LION TED.
I'M HERE FOR THE MAGAWEEN HATS DAHNALD
TRICK ER TREAT DAHNALD
Found the Great Pumpkin. 🎃👍
Oh man. I miss this meme from the Lyin' to Lion Ted days
Wow, that's a good one..
Huh, he actually looks more macho.
You fucked the title up, it's DAHNALD, damn it! :P
10/10 excellent meme.
Love this!!!!! I need the Halloween had too, it is so slick and I can go undercover with it! I have been looking for a great last donation to make to President Trump as well. Thank you so much brother! I fucking love you guys so much! This is my favorite fucking site on the Internet, it gave me a purpose in life and every fucking day I have something to look forward to! Four more motherfucking years! [edit was adding a letter)
Lion Ted is getting all the candy this year.
Crazy that these are selling at $300.00 or more, hopefully more get produced officially. I want one!
The ones that came out a year prior sold out in like 4 hours. Not that surprising!
Grandpa Munster 🦇
Cereal killer!
Tedposting needs to make a comeback
why
can't
i
have
one?!
GIVE 'EM THE MAGAWEEN!
I’ll save you Dahnald!
I fucking love how this is the first president that has merch.
Man remember those days with the cruz posts?
I HAVE THE DELEGATES DAHNALD
shit cracked me up so good
This has been an incredible ride
Hand me your chocolate Dahnahld!!
Seeing Ted without a beard feels wrong now lol
Good, but have his mouth spell out MAGA in jagged connected letters.
i have last years been wearing it since oct 1 but i want moar
I'm waiting to buy mine!
He looks SO much better with a beard.
MAGAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Dahnald.. the delegates.
I want this hat, but not for $250 on eBay. Need official version.
Seriously, they can text me 25 times a day, but won't release a hat we all want to buy. Come on man!
My favorite hat is the pride hat (and I'm not gay I just think it looks cool--I have it fresh on display not worn) and the hi-lighter green hat (which I wear most often). I don't wear my original MAGA hat and I wear the "Freedom Eagle" for 4th of July and other occasions. :) I would love to have the Magaween hat, I missed it a few years back!