I went past the butcher's store. Looking in the window I saw the usual steaks, bacon, hamburger and the like. But then, something caught my eye.

On display: "MAGA Brains: $5/lb" "RINO Brains: $20/lb" "Liberal Brains: $150/lb"

Furious, I went in the store and confronted the butcher "How can liberal brains be worth so much more than MAGA brains?". "Sir", he replied, "do you know just how hard liberal brains are to find?"