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elevenonly 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you think the amount of salt we're mining is glorious now, just wait.

I have a feeling they will be flowing like never before over the next two months.

October and November are going to be fucking EPIC

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2020voter 7 points ago +7 / -0

hehehehehe....you know it! :) EPIC!!! Hehehehe...

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a world of salt, pray for french fries.

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Azith42 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care about salt. I want arrests.

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elevenonly 17 points ago +17 / -0

My lefty aunt just called me out on FB about Chinavirus, saying that I was heartless because my Great Uncle died of it.

The man was 86 years old.

I mean, the gist of my response was A: My uncle was a great guy, but sxpecting moral outrage over an octagenarian dying of illness is fucking ludicrous and B: Bringing up your dead uncle (and my great uncle) as a talking point is rather fucking tasteless.

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boomerpro17 13 points ago +14 / -1

imagine thinking people actually die from COVID most deaths are from motorcycle accidents or heart attacks just notched down as COVID

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Test_user21 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was looking at a site chronicling police officer deaths this year, fully 1/4 were due to Covid.

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Covfefe_Baby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits. His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this. Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit. You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause. Who knows these words? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing. The new slogan of the USA? "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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Soferio 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some sad person honestly took the time to write this.

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BilbroNaggins 7 points ago +7 / -0

The commie left: The constitution is obsolete, we should make a new one without guns.

Also the commies: Gather your guns cause the constitution said this and this...

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MAGAHEALER 5 points ago +5 / -0

Deadly planetary pandemic? KEK

let me in on you a real pandemic. Tuberculosis.

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Covfefe_Baby 5 points ago +5 / -0

These people are sick puppies!

But seriously, they are UNHINGED, and I’m loving it.

PS God bless Mr Trump, a speedy speedy recovery and big dick energy!

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Hans_MacGruber 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people have been watching too many dystopian movies.

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2020voter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, all hope for their recovery is gone... liberals, are a lost cause...

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Tartarian-King 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say it with me:

Liberalism - is - a - disease

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TheTrumpDimension 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hope be gone. Not just fo meh. Not just fo choo, but fo our futures an' da futures of our children an' grandchildren. Trump walkin' out of dat hospital has stolen hope fo generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed da most deadly virus this world has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got da kind of care an' treatment dat none of da 210,000 dead americans got, an' he walked away. Donald trump survivin' has destroyed america's future an' crushed our spirits.

his base now sees him as an iconic near martyr an' sees this as proof (in their eyes) dat all this time, they were right. If me n' mah niggahs thought gettin' them to conform to mask, capacity, an' social distancin' mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of americans who gots proven they don' gots da critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly planetary pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate an' ignorance. Me n' mah niggahs is now in a position dat these people will be out in full force to guarantee dat me n' mah niggahs gots anothah 4 or more years of this niggah runnin' this country into da groun'. Me n' mah niggahs thought da pb were a threat before? think about when their messiah walks away from this.

add to this disastrous news dat mitch mcconnel has shut down legislation of all kinds except da confirmation hearings until octobah 19th, leavin' people sufferin' wit nah Benjamins, nah homes, an' nah hope fo anothah two weeks, an' choo gots exactly wat they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets covid. Pelosi can suck it cuz, of course, as papa mitch says, its hah fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. Choo hear dat nancy? choo is responsible fo da american unemployed sufferin'. They continue to run this government like social media an' da internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly Sheiit.

choo know wat? i would sit here an' say it's time to enact da right of revolution. Da right of revolution be da right or duty of da people of a nation to overthrow a government dat acts against their common interests an'/or threatens da safety of da people without cause.

who knows these words?

"we hold these truths to be self-evident, dat all men is created equal, dat they is endowed by their creator wit certain inalienable rights, dat among these is life, liberty, an' da pursuit of happiness.—that to secure these rights, governments is instituted among men, derivin' their just powaz from da consent of da governed. — dat whenevah any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it be da right of da people to altah or to abolish it, an' to institute new government, layin' its foundation on such principles, an' organizin' its powaz in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety an' happiness… it be their right, it be their duty, to throw off such government, an' to provide new guards fo their future security."

this be da exact time an' place dat these words were written fo, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sho' dat me n' mah niggahs is as complacent as can be, an' dat me n' mah niggahs will never, nevah be able to act upon these principles set forth by da foundin' fathaz of this country. Me n' mah niggahs is too big ass, me n' mah niggahs is too lazy, me n' mah niggahs is too addicted to bein' keyboard warriors to evah do da right thin'.

da new slogan of da usa?

"abandon all hope, ye who entah here."

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOPE...

...may not be warranted at this point.

https://despair.com/products/hope

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Maenard 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Proud boys are going to boost the body count."

From 0 to what? The only body count they will boost is the amount of patriot bodies counted among their ranks. I'm sure "I didnt say they would kill people! I said boost a body count! Those are totally different things!"

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Yucky 2 points ago +2 / -0

This appears to be the same user as the one that was posted earlier where they said "this is why the right calls us cucks".

Are you sure this isn't a troll post?

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PrecisionStrike [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still funny, it captures their mentality perfectly.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to get that black guy who will read anything and post it on YouTube to read it

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Elcidcampeador 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont give a shit about what you think.

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ivana-humpalot 0 points ago +1 / -1

this is some glorious salt