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BidensHiding 565 points ago +704 / -139

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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pmurTJdlanoD 595 points ago +597 / -2

Wall of Salt

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1776-or-1984 237 points ago +238 / -1

LEST IT NEVER BE FORGOTTEN (its already deleted) archive here: https://archive.is/cOXQc

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Palmertabs 155 points ago +155 / -0

Every. Single. One of those comments were in counter to OP and I think half of them were democrats who just got red pilled on their peers, big league.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 55 points ago +55 / -0

I’m happy to be part of history 😁 check what I commented there lmao you’ll geek hard! I told that dude on Reddit we were mocking the FUCK outta him btw here and linked him to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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IllusionOfChoice 24 points ago +24 / -0

.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 14 points ago +14 / -0

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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trauncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

The comments... holy shit. My SIDES!!!!!!

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Mistercrisp1 11 points ago +11 / -0

I laughed at "Ok Denethor"

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Palmertabs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol same, crushed the entire LOTR trilogy Sunday evening, used to watch NFL, but they made their bed. Also, there are alot of based undertones in LOTR and the movies are dope.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone even quoted deaths attributed to communism, are we starting to see change in Reddit?

Lolololol just kidding

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Wtf_socialismreally 81 points ago +81 / -0

Holy shit I laughed.

Accusing the GOP of "looting the country" when the left is literally, actually out looting

Delusional insanity and projection.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 79 points ago +80 / -1

Thank you for this. The replies are great. A very enjoyable read.

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remember1776 32 points ago +32 / -0

It was a pleasurable read lol

Old man yells at cloud 😂😂😂

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NetherPede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Old man with trashy labia

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trauncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

but that trashy labia makes the funniest sound when he tries to run... flap flap flap flap-a-flap flap.

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eb1973 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep.. very enjoyable..

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kebabdrogo 56 points ago +56 / -0

They deleted their entire account

TOP KEK

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CousinEddie 22 points ago +22 / -0

Honestly it probably should've been reported to law enforcement. There was some serious unhinged occurring and then allusion to "I'm not going to sit back and do nothing anymore"

Granted, the clowns at the FBI will either do nothing or fuck it up as usual, but we shouldn't get used to not taking action. That whacko is probably going to target someone completely innocent

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TonyGucciano 2 points ago +2 / -0

The owns at the FBI would have activated it. Thats what they are looking for. Not to arrest but to use.

Also, you would have to arrest half of manbc and NY times.

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totktonikak 43 points ago +43 / -0

I'm just wondering if "trashylabia" is a reddit term for "cock".

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vicentezo04 36 points ago +36 / -0

How mentally ill do you have to be to make your internet handle about your crusty pussy lips. Reddit never ceases to amaze.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably a dude. He probably looks EXACTLY like you think he does

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ripley88 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was just thinking that; I couldn't come up with a trashier leftist handle if i tried. There's so much rhetoric packed in too; seems like it's a guy, so probably also trans and into body positivity. It's actually kinda beautiful, like a well crafted joke.

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terriblemajesty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably cuck

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anticomunista 19 points ago +30 / -11

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 12 points ago +24 / -12

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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anonanomous 7 points ago +13 / -6

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits. His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this. Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit. You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause. Who knows these words? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing. The new slogan of the USA? "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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GodEmperorUSA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is hope gone though? Please keep your answer short I don't have all day.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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UdunnoIdunno 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing."

Got a point there.

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Kpstyles 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Keep this between you and your emotional support body pillow” - favorite comment

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Puppyfinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wall of salt

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mugatucrazypills 55 points ago +57 / -2

Impressive length

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Flipbarryfromreddit 27 points ago +47 / -20

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits. His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause. Who knows these words?" We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing. The new slogan of the USA? #"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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DanIsSwell 42 points ago +42 / -0

I know what you mean. I was in my room, reading the satanic verses. Just then, the news announced Trump was leaving the hospital, and my mom walked in, with my good pasta. I was so shook, I screamed and slapped it out of her hand. I feel so bad, but I just can’t even right now. Aside from the convulsions caused by my sobbing, I can’t even move right now. Although, I am able to type this. I will also be able to upload a close up video of myself crying. But, besides that, I am TOTALLY incapacitated with distress.

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Pure_Coincidence 26 points ago +27 / -1

H̷̝̓̂ó̴̘̺͘p̴̻̫̃̉e̴̞̿̿͜ ̸̼̝̉͂i̴͕̾͂ṣ̶̲̐ ̷̮̋g̵̻͖̈́̓ő̶̩ń̵̡̜ȩ̶̼̾.̷̞̭̽̇ ̸̡̖̎͘N̵̲͋̈́ͅo̶͛͋͜t̵̼̲̀̉ ̶̯̅̿j̶̫̈̿u̴̝͈̽s̶̗̟͘t̸͉̠̅ ̷͉̦̄͘f̷̦̩̍o̵͎̠̎r̴͚̔̊ ̷̲́̂m̷͕̪͐̈́e̶͔̅.̴͍̬͑ ̷̹͂̔Ṇ̴͊o̶͉̣̐͛t̶͚͑̀ ̸͍͇͘j̸̤̏̕ú̴̜̝̆s̴̤͉̒t̸͔͘̕ͅ ̶̦̆f̴͓̙̌͠o̴̢̺͆ŕ̴̰͕ ̷̙͐y̶͔͘̕ò̵̟̕u̸̯͔̕,̷͓̰̈́ ̷̋͜b̴͉̹͋ū̸͎t̴̖̄̇ ̸̖̘͑f̵̦̰̄o̶̹̯͋ŕ̷̡̥͠ ̸̘͔̽o̷̘̐ṵ̷̀̋r̵̲̋ ̷̧̗̕f̷̗̍͝ͅǔ̴̫̏t̷̥͓̂͒u̴̘̮͑̀r̸̤̓̀e̸͍͖̍š̴͎̠́ ̶̹͂̉ạ̷̔n̶̗̱̒̈ḑ̸͖̄ ̵̘̱̊t̴̤̀h̸̩̋e̷̳͖͋̓ ̶͓̙̿f̶̘̀̍u̷̦̙͒t̶͉̖͋û̶͕͌r̴̰̘̐̌ȩ̸͔̓s̸̡͖̄̊ ̴̮̑̅ő̸̖͔̒f̵͕̑͝ ̸̖͂o̷̮͎̚u̵͙͎͒́ȑ̵͖͝ ̶̢̞͝c̴̤͓̃̏h̶̝͋i̶͔̒͝ͅl̷̲͍̒̆d̴̡́̓r̴̡̉ͅĕ̶̖̙n̸̙̾ ̵̢͕̒̎a̴̻͈̓n̵̖̬̓d̷̰̑̂ ̵̭͗͐g̴̳͓̈́r̵̛̪̰a̷̬̼͂n̸̘̖͛̔d̷̻͑̐c̴̯͗̅h̵̛̟̓i̴͍͗ĺ̸͇̈́ď̸̞͛r̷̜̉̉ë̸̢̦́̚n̶̤̾.̴̼͓̈́̂ ̷̺͇̃͘T̴̢͌͋r̷̜͎̐û̵̧̥m̸̛͍p̷̘̘̒̿ ̵͙́w̸̥̋a̴̮͓͐l̷̫̤͝k̴̨̪̈͘i̴͒̃ͅn̸͖̳̈́ǧ̶̲̗̾ ̸͇̱̎̚o̶̤̭͊u̸̯̿̎t̷̮̭̓͛ ̷͎̦̍o̸̤̤͌̂f̵͇͛͆ ̵̫̑t̵͔̾̿ĥ̸̡á̶̲̼t̶̗̯̒ ̵̯͊h̴̪̼̆̏o̴̤̽̈́s̸͚̮̉p̵̞̔͝ï̴͕̥t̵͍̣̔ḁ̷͑ḽ̷̌ ̵̭̤́̑h̵͍̐a̷̘͋ş̶͆ ̷͔͇̕s̵̆͜t̵̞̟̍̚o̷͎̬̿l̸̢̠͗ȩ̷̣̊n̷̫͋̾ͅ ̸̤̝̓̐h̵̖̩̚̕ơ̵͇p̸̧̝̍ẽ̶̙ ̶͚̰͠f̸͔͓́̎ǫ̴̱̅͒r̶͓͛͑ ̴̭͐g̷͝ͅe̷̹̺͋͠n̶̹̉̄e̵̖̋͋ͅr̵̼̄͋a̶̧̚t̸͓̳̄̕i̴̟͕͝o̴̙͛̆n̴̝͐̐s̵̙͐.̸̙́́ ̸̫̃A̸̧͝ ̵̦̞̀̆w̶̢̍̃h̷̝͝ĩ̸̦͝t̴͚͒͝e̶̺͈͝ ̶̠̽̔ͅș̶̾ṵ̶̟̊͂p̷̟̆r̵̜̒e̵͓͖͌m̴̨͒͝à̴͋͜c̶͚̥̅̋ȉ̷̦s̶̛̩̦̑t̴̞̽͊,̷̼͙̔ ̴͍͖̓s̵̢̉e̸͎̟͛x̷̢̮̎ĭ̸̭͍s̴̹̃t̸̜̏̇,̶̺̹̎́ ̶̰̊͒ř̶͉̦͋ą̶͋̋ͅc̴͈͚̎͝i̸̤̲̕ṣ̴̛͗t̷̟̥͌͘,̴̰̈ ̸̟͑ș̸̂̾c̷͈͖̅̓u̶̖̺͆m̴͓̓b̶̯̲̔a̵̼̿ğ̵͇̼͋ ̶̢̀w̵̺̞̐̈́h̶̙̰̏̄o̴̱̰͝'̴̛̪̎s̵̻͐̕ ̴̠͖͝d̶̰̮̅ǫ̸̳̀͆w̷͇̅n̶̢̮͑ṗ̶̯̰̋l̵̜̼̅́a̴̡̙͛͐y̸͉̫͋e̸͇̔͠ď̴̛̪͎ ̷̧̅̕ṯ̴͌ḥ̴̠͐́e̸͍̬̓ ̶͚̘̅̎m̵̨̓ő̴̪͕s̴̗̊ͅt̷͇̹̃ ̴͎̉͝d̸͈̰͊̑e̷̯͆̿ǎ̵̦̟d̸̻͈͌l̸̳͖̈́̚y̶̖̔̿ ̶̰͒̐v̴̹̅i̸̡͝ṟ̸̍͋u̵̧͘s̶͎͍̏ ̶̣̂͊t̵̢̓h̸̖̅ͅȉ̸̼̦̅s̸̹̄ ̵̫̙̑́W̵̙͚͂͑O̵̧̰̾Ṛ̵͚̆̓L̴̮̈̾D̷̯͙͆̚ ̷̧́h̵͇̊ǎ̸̹s̶̪̺̀ ̷̠̀̒ͅš̷̝e̴̯̩͝ȩ̴̣̈́͗n̸̤͖̅͋ ̸̫͝ḯ̵̧n̸͙͆ ̸͔͋͌ͅa̸͚͗̆t̵̗̺̿ ̶̩̟͛͝ḷ̶̼͆ẹ̷̘̅͋ä̸͔́̊s̴̔͜t̷̫̋͐ ̸͖͓̾͠1̷̝̓0̸̝͖͝0̸̣̉ ̷̨̣͋͑y̵͈̽ͅe̵̪͒̍a̴̧͌̄r̷̢̫͌̅s̸͙̳͒ ̴̮̻̄j̸̝̳̈́u̷͈͝ŝ̶͎t̷̲̀̆ ̵͝ͅg̸͈͋̋ò̴͓̮t̸̠̾̍ ̵̫̗̐s̷͙̼̚a̴̲̐i̸̲͘d̵͖̿̋͜ ̸͍͂ͅv̸͉̇i̴̲̭͑r̵̭̿u̶͙̕ͅṣ̶̠̌,̸͉̾̃ ̷̛̰͝g̴̳̒o̶̠̘͗̉t̷̺͓̍̀ ̶͚̚ṱ̵̭̓̆h̷̝͛̍e̸̗̹̒ ̶͚́̅k̵̟͆͋í̶̮̇͜ñ̵̠̼̆d̵̰͂͂ ̶̠̹̑ȍ̴̲f̶͚̈́̈ ̵̞̞̎́c̸̟̎a̷͕̓ṟ̷̿̉e̶͖͛͝ ̶͙̏̏a̷̤̓̓n̸̳̲̔̍d̸͇̤̈́ ̵̨͉͌̑t̶̛͍̭̅r̴̢̫̓̆e̵̗̣͌̿a̷̡͝ẗ̷̯̲̎m̵̛̘͍͗è̵̱n̷̻͋̋t̸͉̭̓ ̴̧̆̓t̴̛̹̪̋h̴̜͝a̷̢͑̀t̵͔̱̓̅ ̵͕͚̓Ṇ̴͍̒̈O̴̺͌N̶̞̂ͅÈ̷̛͔ ̶͙̙͒̇Ỏ̴͖F̵̢̟͋̋ ̷̪̌T̵̖͒͌H̸͍͑̄É̸̆ͅ ̵̹́2̵̤̆1̶̹̃̈́0̶̝̓,̴̛̝̃0̴̤̩͌0̷̫͇̀̕0̷̼͎͂̏ ̶͚̾d̶͖̩͝͝ȩ̵̊â̸̤͠d̷̘̐ ̷͈̀A̶͕̗̍m̸͔̍͝e̶̠̓ř̵̡͠i̶͎̱͌̿c̸̯̉͘ā̸̯n̵̨̮̈́̈s̷̙̮̐͋ ̶́ͅg̵̡̐o̸̩̅̈͜t̴̡̅̈́,̵̢̫̐ ̴̩̍a̵̬̱͛n̸͍̓̚d̴̫̑ ̸̖̇h̴̥̿͜ē̷͙̺ ̸̧͋w̸͇̒a̷̯̅l̷͍̣̓̿k̶͇̐̓ë̷̯d̴̯̕ ̷͑͜a̶̠̿ͅw̴͕̣͌́a̶̗̔̽y̷̠͎͐̓.̶͓̣̆͝ ̷̧̗͂Ḏ̵̦͊́ȏ̷̧͛n̷̅͘͜ą̶̌͘l̴͚̐d̶̝̬̑̎ ̵̩̆T̷͓̔̏r̷̨͂̈́ǘ̸̧m̸̜̀p̵͙̱̄̆ ̸͇͆s̵̠͎͊ü̵̩͂r̵͓͙̍͌v̶̞̘̇i̶͈̾v̵̰̮̚i̷̖̾ņ̸̪̂g̴̜̐ ̸̳̩̉̾ḫ̵̈́̽a̸͚̝̕s̸̄͜͝ ̴͖̰̑̈d̵̲͚͝e̶̠͋s̵͔̈́t̸͔̩́r̴̝̝̿̈́o̵͔̙͋y̶̫̽̅e̵̼͂̑d̴̦̓̏ ̸̦̇A̸͔̎̅m̶͚͌̒ě̵͔r̵͚̮͂i̸̢̲̅̋c̵̢̉̄a̷̲͑̒'̴̮̬̈́͝s̶̲͕͛ ̷͖̈́͛f̴̫̈́͛u̴͓̲͋͊t̵̝̏ǘ̵̠̟͘r̸̤͉̈́͝e̵̦̟͊ ̸͈͠͝à̷̠̭n̴̰͖͆̀ḓ̸͎̈͂ ̵̱̲͊͛c̶̡̟̏r̶̻̓u̴̺͝s̶̼̦̓h̸̞̆̾e̷̟͊d̵̹͌ ̷͕̈́ͅò̶̭̖̑ȗ̸̗̩r̵̩̻͂̊ ̴̻̰̑̓s̶̠͔̊̑p̷͉̪͊i̶̟̦͛r̵͇̎͛i̶̭͑͝t̸̨͐̈s̴̟̔.̴̡̲͛ ̶͎͍́H̶̨͌i̸̭͋ͅs̸͕͑̈ ̴̳̙͒̎b̶̙͂a̷̻͒s̶̫̅ẹ̷̩̈́͌ ̷̗̎̋n̸̤̏̔ō̷̢̦̈́w̶̹̟̌ ̷͎̄s̷̡̓̀ë̶̛̖́e̵͚̼̿s̶̱̯̒́ ̴͇͙̒h̴̙̿i̷̬̔͝m̵͇͐̏ ̴̨͂̏ả̷̧̗͋ṣ̸̀ͅ ̶̻̟͌̒ḁ̸̌̕ṋ̴̍ ̸͍̩̾̔i̶̫͑͛c̷̹̭̓o̶̥̘̔̊n̴͇̎i̴̭̓c̶̨̈́̔ ̷̺̞̈́̂ǹ̷̝e̷̦̬͠a̸̢̺̔r̷̳͂͝ ̵̠̤͝m̷̰̗̽͝a̵͕̎͗r̸̥̰̈ẗ̶̙̂y̵̨͛r̸̡̈́̊ ̶̛̳a̶̛̗n̴̺̂ď̵̨͍͝ ̵̟̹̒ś̷̺ę̷̳̀e̵̜͖̅̈s̴͇͚͘ ̶̢̦̃t̸̡̾̓ḫ̷̅ì̶̹̝̕s̵͎̅ ̴͎͉̚ą̸͕̑s̶̠͆̍ ̸͇̎͝P̸̪̓̀R̸̤̈́͑ͅŌ̷̹͎Ȏ̶̥͖͘F̸̦̘̂ ̷̠̬̎̑(̶̹̅i̴̧̘̿n̸̖̮̍ ̸̜͎́ẗ̶́͂͜h̸̟̗̿͝ę̵̑̈i̴̦͘ͅr̷̮̆̃ ̴͍͕̀e̸̢̺̓͠y̵͎͓̕ȩ̷̒̕s̷̺͘)̴̼̈ ̶̝͋t̷̩̝̐ȟ̷̪̗ạ̷̳̍͐t̶͇̍̇ ̸̡̓̀a̸͕̎͋ĺ̷̤͇l̶̟̬̍̈́ ̶̠̂t̷̠̥͊h̷̢̺͋į̵̏͠s̴͉̍͝ ̸͍̖́t̷̜̔i̴̧̹̍̈́m̶͓̌e̴̺͂͝,̵̦̥̀ ̵̺̐̾ţ̵̥̀ẖ̶̔e̶̠̐̉y̵̰͋ ̶̺̌̀w̵̦̦̍ẽ̸̱͎r̴̢̫̽e̴̡̛͈̊ ̵̰͔̒r̶̯̼̾͝i̸̐͜g̴̭̤͂̚ẖ̸͒̎ṯ̸̗̍͠.̵̪͕̆̄ ̴̗͙͝Ỉ̶͖̍f̵͙̬̔̈́ ̶̢̫̿͛w̴̲͘e̵̡̛͑ ̸̲̇t̸̤̙̔h̷̡͉̋̽o̶͙̍̋u̸͔̎g̷̹̪̅́h̵̺͇̓t̶̬̘̍̈́ ̶͖̓g̵̨̙̔͝e̶̳̘͋̆t̷̝̮͋̈t̴̡͈͠i̴͇̖͒́n̷͇̋ͅg̴̘̐̀ ̷̫̔t̴̬̝̆̈ḫ̵͆͑e̵̮̋̌m̶͓̄ ̴̯̉̾t̶̻̑ͅő̶̭̎ ̵̳̜͗͠ç̴̈o̴̦̙̅n̸̢̳͑f̸̢̲̾͋o̴̪̓̑͜r̸̯̪͗͌m̷̟͕̐ ̶͇̻̾t̵͔̩̂͌o̸̖̅ ̶̩͈̚m̸̠̲̈́̽ả̸͙̆s̴̺̀͂k̶̯̮̍̉,̸͚̙̀͘ ̸̜̤̍ć̸͓͖a̸͎̕p̵͙̄a̷͔͎͘c̷̪̘̽ĭ̵͎ț̷̌͜y̴̭͋,̵̹̉͝ ̴̻͆a̵̦̋n̶͎͗̑d̸̙͕̓̋ ̷̧̛̖͊s̵̱̀ó̸̜͎͂c̸͙̊̈́i̶̤͚̒à̴̫͍́ḽ̷̘̀ ̶̱̈́̈́d̶̗̞̕i̵̬̞͋͘ṡ̵͈͈̌t̶̯̄͗ả̴̝͑n̶̻̋͂ĉ̷̯͆ị̶̟̇ñ̵̢ǧ̵̙͚ ̷̱͑͝m̸̡̋ā̸̬̱̚n̶̡͍̈́d̸͈̚a̵͇͂͝t̴̢͇͗ê̷̟s̸̛͈ ̶̤̈̂ẘ̴̳̹̃ā̶̢͙s̴̰̮̈́ ̵͓̇i̵̓͂͜m̸̙̪̈́̌p̵̟̀͘o̷̞͉̓̾s̸̨̖̈́̎s̸̤͔̍i̶̡̭͂̂b̴̹͉͊l̷̫̏e̴̪̰̐ ̶͙͋͐b̸̝̱̒̅ê̵͇f̴̢̀̎o̶̙͙̾r̴̙̾e̵̘̓̔,̵̡̅ ̷̛͈̀t̷̡̛h̸̦̚ḯ̷̺̝̕s̵̨̀ ̶̫͍̂̿ḛ̵̮̎̔v̸̱̩́̒e̴͕̐n̸̜̖̽̏t̴̙̅ ̴̮̐j̶̝̲̈́̈́u̷̳̐̕s̷͍͗t̶̻̪̿ ̷̝̺̈́m̷̨̟̈́a̷̜̭͒d̵̼̀ë̶̝́̈ͅ ̷̙̑͜ỉ̶͘͜t̷́ͅ ̵̣͗͝c̴̞̏̾o̷͓͌̊ḿ̴͉̮p̵͔̀l̷̖̪̊e̶͍͇̚t̸̠͊̀ë̷͚́̕ḽ̸̄̎y̸̱͙̽̓ ̸̯̿͠f̷͓̥̐ų̶͓̀t̸̲̱̂i̵̡͇͒ḽ̸͇́e̶͍̺͆̅.̶̰̿̐ ̵̬̓̔ͅA̸̢̳͛̿ ̶̩̺́͋l̸͉̯̿͝ą̵͋r̵̰̀͝g̸̢͛͝e̷̢̦̎̂ ̵̳͠p̴̯̃̎e̸̩̿̋r̴̹̓ͅc̸̘̍̇ě̵̢ñ̷̞̭t̵̢̤͘ä̸͍̗́g̵̤͂͝ë̵͙ ̸͈̳̄̀õ̴̧̤͑f̵̜̔̕ ̵̦̈͛͜A̴͙͋m̵̡͙͒̋ẻ̶̙̎r̶͍͂͛ǐ̸̝̔c̶̙͆͝á̷̮̮̽n̶͙̰͊͠s̶̽̓ͅ ̷̤̃w̴͙͓͝h̸̡͎̆̀o̷͎̦͆̈ ̵͇͗͘ḩ̷̃a̵͙̐v̶̳̑e̵̹̓ ̷͎͗̄p̷͙̀̀r̷͉̆̈́͜ơ̶̩v̸̭̏ͅė̵̺͝ǹ̵̬͙̒ ̷̛̖̺̀t̴͎͌h̶̤͘ͅē̵̹y̷̮͘͝ ̴̳͑d̶͉̥̓ǫ̶̛͊n̸̻͓͘'̷̦͙̿̓t̷̙̦́ ̴̙̅͒h̸̪͕͊̔ã̶̦͘v̸̯̌̈́ë̶͖̻́ ̷̦̕ţ̷̘͠h̵͍̮̀ė̷͙̞ ̵̘̐̌c̶̹̘̊r̸̰̄i̷͉͐t̵͙̾ị̷̯̾c̸̲̱̓̉å̴̮l̷̩̹̚ ̷͍̠͘t̸̎͜h̴̡͐̚o̷͉͛͋u̸̮̍g̶̥͛ͅẖ̸̥͌t̷̺͒ ̷͇̤͒c̸͜͠a̵̪̳̋́ṗ̶̰ḁ̷̦͋͑c̸̪̰̍͌ĭ̷̌͜t̸̟̋ỳ̶̖ ̴̪̉̚r̷̺͆e̸̖͐q̴̦̟̒ũ̴̗̲̽i̶͕̳͒r̵̺̂̊ë̸͇̀d̶͖͎͘ ̷̹́t̴̮͑o̶͙̝̾͝ ̸̢̓͝r̸̞̆e̷͓̻͛͊a̸̙̻͘c̵͕͓̾̒t̴͎̀̈́ ̸̘̻͌͆ẗ̷̟̥̈o̵̜̭̚ ̴̩͖͊̈́ā̷̧̽ ̴͎̓̇ḍ̵̡͑ę̷͕̈́͘a̸̡̺̐̀d̴̨̃̈́l̸̦̈́y̵̦̑ ̸̠̄P̷̦̼͛L̶͙͝ͅÅ̵̻N̶̡͎̓È̶͙͍͘Ţ̴̜͌Ā̵̬̟R̷͓͌Ÿ̸͇́̋ ̴̬̈p̸̖̽á̶͔͉n̸̠̓ḏ̵͘ě̷͎̊m̶̤̭̿i̵̩̓͝c̶̰͍̆͝ ̸̢́̉ẃ̴̟i̶̯͝l̷̗͇̂l̴̙̉ ̶̺̳̐n̵̪̙͠o̴͉̟̍͊w̵̪̹͛͂ ̴͎͓̏b̷̜́r̶̯̗͋̍e̸̼͌e̸̦͠d̸͔̦̂ ̵̩͇̕n̶̞̝͐́e̴̺̍w̴͈͘ ̵̢̜̍̇ģ̷̹̎e̸͓̝̒̊n̴̘͙͛e̵̮͓͐r̵̥͈̈́ǎ̴̗͖̿t̷͕͖̓i̵͉͋̆o̵̞̽̽n̶͔͘s̴̭͚̆ ̸̤̽o̸̝̔f̷̱͝ ̵̢͇͝ê̴̲v̷̱̄̈́e̷̼̅͜ń̵̨͉͘ ̷̠̏m̷͉̈́ò̷͕̊͜r̶̜̄̋e̶̻̓ ̷̟͈̾ę̵̲̀m̸̞͓͆̀p̴̬̦̃̾o̸͎͗w̴̢͔̍e̸̪̐͜r̷̄̑͜e̶͈̿̂ͅd̵͍́͝ ̶̣͓̿h̵̟̭͌a̶̛̰t̶͉̉ẻ̴̘ ̷̩̔a̷̙̓ǹ̷̼d̴͍̆̓ ̴̨̍i̴̧̮͂g̷̠̊ń̸̼ọ̸̈̃r̵̡̀͛a̴̰̓n̵̢͆c̵̨̍̈́e̵̺͈͆͆.̴̢͉̑̎ ̷̢̿Ẅ̴̮̜́͂e̷̞̓ ̴̞̈́a̴̯̓r̵̢̈́e̸̗͌ ̴̪͛n̶̦̺͐ȏ̵̪w̴̢̫̾̃ ̵̡̗͋i̵͕͕͐̈n̴̜͑͝ ̴̻̏ạ̷̭̅ ̶̺̼͂p̷̺̽o̸͚͑s̴͉̖̿ȋ̵̲̃t̷̥̕ȋ̷̧o̴͌͜͝n̶͓̘̾̈́ ̶̯͂̾t̶͔̎h̷̬̺̾á̵̰t̶̘̎ ̷̗̫̓̆t̴̰͝h̶͎̻͋͝è̴͈͝s̷̟͐͝ë̷̬̠́ ̷̝̐p̴̲̃ḙ̸̓̆o̴̫̗̔p̴̣̖̈́ĺ̷̙͑ȩ̶̺͆͐ ̶̣̘̌̋ẅ̸͉́̉ị̵̘͐l̶͕͖̚ĺ̴̗ ̶̰̖̏͆b̸̢̆e̸̗̽ ̶̡̀̃ỏ̵̡͂ṳ̶͔́t̶͔͉͌̌ ̷̢̠̿i̸̥̹̔̐n̶̖̄̏ ̵̡͕͛͋f̷̡͈̊u̵͓̘̓ḽ̸̙̑͆l̵͖͆ ̶͍͛͋f̵̱͎̍o̴͈͑r̸̞͓̓c̴̙̝͝e̷̢̊ ̴̲̩̄͛t̸͙͔̀͗ǫ̷̳̓ ̵͓̒͌g̷̨͑u̸͚̥͝a̵͚̍r̷̢̄ạ̵̃n̷̥̯̓̕ṭ̷̉̕ẻ̴͙̟̀e̷̗̒͐ ̷̠̘͑̓t̶̛͍h̵̭̚͝ă̶̧͕t̷̝͕̉ ̶̹̽ẇ̶̠͔̿e̶͎̐̏ ̵͎̭̎͂h̷͇̖̄a̴͎͑v̴̢͐͘ẽ̶͓̈́ ̶͈͚̄́a̷̜̓ṉ̴̅͂ò̶̥͔ț̶͆̚h̴̳̦́̿ë̷̪̬́͝ř̶̜ ̷̣͉́4̴͈̥̒̚ ̴̹̆͊ô̵̤̱ṙ̴̺ ̵͇̰͋͠m̷̙̀̂o̸̧͛͝r̶͙̮̽͘e̷̠̊͐ ̴̡̺̉̓y̵͔͎̋e̵͖̻͌͝ą̵̤͐͘r̷͓͒s̸̳̄̓ ̷̧̩͂̃o̷̩̩͂͂f̸̫̹̀̂ ̷̰̊͘t̸̛̗̞ḩ̴͍̈͠i̸̯͆s̴̱̠͗ ̵̡̎ͅm̷̻̄̏a̶̖̅n̵͛̊ͅ ̸̢̱̏r̴̜̞͗͠u̶̠̮͑ñ̷̪͉ń̸̛̙̭í̸͎n̷̞̋̇g̶̼̼̿̏ ̷̡̍t̵̉́͜h̷͕̟̓͊í̷͉̜̌s̸͇͘ ̵̟̊̇č̵̤͜o̷͙͉͂̉u̶̺̯͂́n̴̢̐t̴̞̀͑r̵̰̎ý̶͖͝ ̴̘͕̄ï̶̞n̶͍͂̈t̷͕͑̈́o̷͕͙͘̕ ̸̭̇t̴̡͕̓h̸̨̿e̴̝̪̊̕ ̸̛͎͓͑g̸̞̉r̸̼͖͑͗ŏ̸͓̬̄u̸̞̥̐̅ǹ̷̖̕d̴̗̾.̶̢̨́̄ ̸̰͕̓W̵̯̕è̴͑ͅ ̷͇́̆t̵͎́h̶͓̐̈́o̶͍͇͗̽ų̶̬͌̓g̶̫͙̊̀h̶̨̕ẗ̸͙̻́ ̸̞̏͌t̵̨͚͌̅ḧ̴͉́̕e̶̪̝̓ ̵̝̝̒P̴̝̼̈̏B̶̜͌ ̷͕̥͂̀w̵͎̋e̴͖͆̄r̵̜̀e̴̺̠̽̋ ̸͍̱͗̒ą̸̛͒ ̴͇̪͊̎t̴͈̽ẖ̸̪̔̀r̸̗̊ͅé̷̞ả̴̠ͅt̴͕͇̃ ̷͚͛b̴̢̎e̸͘͜͝f̶̡̟̈́o̴̪̾̀r̴̫͆ē̶̖̭?̵̨̰͛̕ ̷̖͂Ṱ̵̀h̸̬͊̽i̸̝͚͊n̶̙̄̑k̶̦͘͘ ̴̻͚̔͒à̷̞̮͠b̶̲̗͛̂ò̴͇̭̃ử̶̬t̸̹̅̃ ̶̛̩̺w̸̛̜̕h̵̡͓̽ȩ̵̭̎ṉ̶̞̎͠ ̵̘̞̀͘t̶̼̾h̶̝̟͊é̴͉́ḯ̶̡̞r̷̫̮͒͋ ̸̺̇m̵̥̓ḙ̴̤͒̍s̷̳̑s̸͕̰̉͝ḭ̵̬͝a̶̡͈͑h̴̳̿̆ ̸̝̀w̵͉͋̽a̷̬̗̋l̵͙͒͗ǩ̷͚s̸̍ͅ ̵̣̽̔â̴̬̖w̷̟̟͆a̶̜̔̔y̴͓̿͝ ̸̥̤͑͛f̶͕̀r̶̭̙̐̽o̷͖͎̒̌m̵̝͒͊ ̸̮̒̎t̴̢͑͝h̵̹̃̎į̷̹͛s̸͇̖͝.̴̪̟̎̚A̶̬̗͠͠d̴͖́̕ď̶̙ ̷̫͉̆t̸̐ͅo̶̞͒ ̶̢̦̎͒t̸̝͍̐͝h̶̳̬̀i̷̩͍͐s̷̹̈́ ̷̤̑̚d̸̠̏i̶̛̻s̸̠̓a̶̖͐s̴̡̜͑̎t̶̢̀͠r̴̲̖̋o̸͖̹͊̾ű̸͔͙s̴̯̔̃ ̴̰̿n̵̤̘͠ę̷̖̀̎ẅ̵̜̥́s̵̡̛ ̸̼͕̾̉ẗ̵̻̤̋h̵̜̉ȁ̴̝t̷̡̘͝ ̷̰͂͋M̸͎̗͌̈́i̵̦͕̒̆t̶̘̖͗c̶̺̹̓h̵̦̭̾̂ ̵̟͕͑̌M̶͉̱̔́c̷̭̈̈́C̷̗͙͑̍õ̶͖͎̚n̶͚̯̎͝n̸͍̉e̵̩̻̋ḽ̵̒̚ ̸̬̃͗h̶̀́ͅȃ̵̢s̸͕̄͒ ̴͖̒̎s̷͍̖̏h̵̖̅̋u̸̪͗t̶͕͓̊ ̷͎̰̿d̶͖̽ǫ̴͖͛w̸̧͈̏ņ̴̥͗̕ ̷̭̰͐̀ḻ̵̢̾ë̶̠g̵̱̈ì̷͓̫̉s̸̛͈̹l̷̪̹͐̚a̶̡͌͌ť̵͍̓ị̶̥̀o̸̮̠͐n̶̬͙̂̒ ̵͉͆͝ö̶̧̅f̷͙̯̀ ̶̮̗̋̊a̴̖͝l̸͙͓͐́l̴̼͖̒ ̸͍̣͂k̸͎̑́i̵̪̝̐n̷̜̞̏̑d̸̼͓̆̑s̴͓͛̂͜ ̴̝͌́E̶͓͌͛X̴̮̓C̷̪͙̀͌E̵̝̒̆P̸̭̀̾͜T̴̪̉̕ ̷͕̊̑t̶̯͝h̴̹͈͘ë̶͖ ̵̞͠c̵̙̐̅o̸͕̎͝n̶͔̿͝f̶͍͘i̴̢̕r̸͇̓ͅm̷̮̒a̸̖̩̒̏ṭ̶̹̎ǐ̸̳͈ō̶̻͉n̷͔̄ͅ ̸̜̙̓ẖ̷̔͜ẹ̵̉̿a̴̘͕̾͝ȑ̶̥͇̀i̸̙̭̕ǹ̶̦̬g̸͔̞̓ś̸͚̏ ̶̨̘̒u̷̝̼̎͠n̶͓͈̈́t̷̞̀̃i̶̜̒l̶̛̍ͅ ̷̲̓O̸̝͎̾c̴̡̭̆t̸͓͇̏̾ö̵̖͔ḇ̸̜́̕e̴̱̎̈́ŕ̶̥̦ ̸̨̾1̷͔͝9̷̞̕t̶̠̯͑ḧ̵̙́̓,̷̯̤͑ ̸̟́͝l̴͙̈́͊e̸̮̔͗a̶̩̽̚v̴̬̯̈́̈́i̷̖̙̅n̵̛̥g̷͓͓͆ ̶̥͓̀p̵̡̲͌͐ę̸͉̓o̸̮̻͠͝p̶̻̎l̸̟͍̿è̷̬̕ ̸̲͈̀̀s̴̙̃͝ǘ̷̯͜f̴͎̚f̸͎̒̊e̴̼͂r̵̺̂͘i̴̼̟͠ņ̸͑̍g̸̞͑ ̵̼̿ẅ̴̭́i̵̳̇̚t̴̨͓̎̀h̷̳̒ ̷͎̆͒ņ̸͝o̷̲͛̉ ̴͉̉͘m̸̻̟̎̿o̶͔̍ͅn̴͎̠̐è̸̡̍y̴̪̝̌̆,̵͈̚ ̴̝͓̐n̵̟̄ô̶̞̜ ̸͔̊̚͜h̶̼̍ò̴̘m̸̤̏̄ê̵̥͜s̴͓̿̋ͅ,̶̢̱̇͐ ̴̭͋a̴͔͊ṋ̶̦̿d̷̲̥̋̑ ̵̖̻̔n̴͍̖̄̿ọ̵͙̔ ̶̠̅̕ȟ̸͕̓ȯ̴̡ṕ̸̡͠è̸̳ ̴͍͖͗f̶̩͕̈́ỏ̴̢̾r̵̨̚ ̵̠̐å̴͈̱ń̶̠̭ó̶̦̣t̴̗͛͠h̷̘̳͋̽e̶͑̚͜r̷̦̺̊ ̶̪̾͋t̶̫́w̷̙̘̆ọ̷͑̂ ̷̺̻͑̎w̸̩̕ͅe̶̫̞͒̃ẻ̸̡̑k̶̗̘̏s̷̹̞͑,̴͓̆ ̸͍͘ã̴͚͈͝n̷̮͉͋͘d̸̳̄͝ ̷̙̓̕y̸͎̕ọ̴̉̇u̸̺̍ ̷̛̻͘ḧ̶̜a̵̞̬͛̈́v̷̧͇̕ė̷̻ ̷̖͑̋e̵̱̋̈́x̵̙̫̀a̵̛͔͇͘c̸̺̔͂t̶̟͠l̴̥̹̿y̷̝̑̀ ̸̨͊̈́ẃ̶͔h̸̪̉a̶̧̧̅̄t̴̠̣̅ ̷̥̟̍͘t̴͈̭̎h̴̼̝̆̿e̴̛̤̘ý̵̩̻̅ ̶̩́͋ẇ̵̰̥͠a̵̹͗͘n̸̦͊͒t̸̻̥̔̚e̴͎̬̕d̵̩̀̌.̴̬̽ ̸̰͙̒Ṫ̷̳a̵̖̓̂l̴̩̺͊k̴̮͌͝s̵̬͇̏ ̴͖̆͝f̴̜͙̎a̸͍͛̈́í̶̫l̴̢̛̎.̸͉̒̑ ̴̯̐E̶̞̚ͅv̵͒ͅe̷̳̓͝r̴͕͇͒y̷̧̹̌̚ō̷̞͇͂n̸̨̟̈́e̴̥̊ ̷͜͠j̷̡͌͜ṷ̶̈́̈́s̸̫̓͆t̴͇̘̓̚ ̵̝́n̵͇͕̅o̶̥͕̎̅w̶͉̬̄ ̶̨̗̌g̷̛̹̺͋ḙ̵̂̽t̶̘̏ş̷̍ ̶̩̏̆C̸͔͎̎ṍ̴͇͚v̴͉̾i̴̼͌d̷̼̗̈.̶̘̦̓ ̷͉̈ͅP̵̛̥̳̄ḙ̶͓̈́ḷ̷̢͂o̷̞͈̾s̸̠̿í̵̪̅ ̵̭̑c̶̣̫͋̔a̶̧͖̅͠n̵̪̄̀ ̶̧̨̀̀s̷̼̑͑ṷ̸̪͐c̴͓̼̓k̶̭̮͌̽ ̷̞̐i̸͚̞̒t̶̟̃ ̸͉͠b̴̢̦̕ḛ̷̛͎͛c̵̨̬͛͛a̶̞͎͑u̴̱͕͋̕s̵͇̼̅̏é̷͚̌,̶̮͒̌ ̷͙̾o̵͆̚ͅf̸̞̞̒ ̴͔͐́c̶̦̍ǒ̸̬́u̵̪̜͑͆ŕ̶͈͊ś̶̬̈́e̸̱͐̄,̵̡̧̀̏ ̴̠̻̽̊a̵̛̦̥͑s̶̘͕͗̾ ̷̨̡͆p̸̞͔̌ȃ̷̻̣p̵̢̊ä̷̺̆ ̸̣͐̿M̴̗͑i̷̼̎t̵͉̒̈c̴̻̰̊h̵͇͒̓ ̷͍͋̐s̶̺̼̕a̵̖͋ŷ̵͕s̴̺̀,̵̞͕͌͝ ̶̬̙̂î̵͇̹ẗ̴͔̫́s̴̰̽ ̵̙͈̾H̵̟͊Ḛ̷̒R̴̘͓͗ ̸̺̌̓f̷̘̃á̶̡u̶̥͌l̴̟̹̈͂t̵̲̯̓̊ ̸̮͐̂s̶͔̉h̸̥̫͆͂e̴̡͇͗͌ ̵̺̫̕ẅ̶̨̫́ó̸̥̈́n̵̲̉̊͜'̸̢̀t̵̼̪̒ ̵̟͎̑̚c̸͖̦͆̄ö̸̮́̽ͅm̴̗̮̆è̷͖̅ͅ ̸̹̩̓ḑ̵̬͘o̸̯̭͐̍w̶̗̌ń̷̹̞ ̵͖̔2̵̞͐.̸̡̊͗5̵̼̻̈ ̶̤̀t̵̥͎͂̾r̷͇͌͆i̷̢̥̋̑l̷̻̃̒l̴͔̿ǐ̴̹͝ȍ̶̮n̴̹̉ ̷̯͝d̸̬́o̷͖͂̈ḷ̷̳̇l̴͇̽ȃ̶͜r̷̿͜s̸͈̑ ̶̧̺̑͂t̴̫́̍o̷͔͐ ̷̪͠m̵̲͚̒a̸͈̳͋͋t̶̯̋c̸͕͈͛̂h̵̲̮̆̓ ̵̛̻t̴̞̑̃ḫ̵̦̓͝e̴̲͐i̸̱͙͒r̴̭̋͛ ̶̖̖͒̆0̶̺̺̉̏.̵̜̇̈́5̷̗̑ ̴̖̺̀̆t̴̩̓̽r̵̛͍͚̈́i̴̯̽͂ļ̸̼͑l̷̢͈̿͆ì̷̥̾ô̷̧͑n̶͚̂̊ ̵̥͚̐b̸̠̳̅ȗ̶̖m̴̨̄p̴͖̜̈́.̴̭͔̈ ̴̙̽͊Ỵ̵̪̾̑o̷͒ͅu̸̢̇ ̶̦̈́̋h̶̩̏ě̶͔̮̐a̸̰̘̎̀r̴͕̊ ̵̜͚̓t̶̙̉h̸̩̬͐á̴͙́t̴̮̍ ̴̛̱̼N̴̘͍͠a̶̛̼͑n̷̰̟̈́̚c̴̙̩̓͌y̷̳̞͑̈́?̵̪͑ ̵̉̾͜Y̴̲͛Ǒ̴̰̼̈́U̸͔̦̓̐ ̴̤̈́̏a̴̬͊́r̶̨̝͊̽e̸̛͖̚ ̸̗͗̏r̸̡̽͜e̵̪̠͗͝s̷͚̺͠ṕ̸̝ó̶̗n̵̩̚s̶͕̻̀̄i̸̛̱̝͛b̴͚̍l̶̬̿̇ẻ̸̮̓͜ ̶͚̲̏͝f̸̧̼̊̄o̸͖͈͒r̷͔̥̈́ ̴̢̫̋̈́t̶̖͒͋h̴̳̀͊ë̷̡͈́ ̸̝̂A̶͎̳̒m̴͓̿͜e̸̲̪̒̊r̸̹͊i̸͕͋č̵̼͘ạ̶́̚n̷͓̮̉͝ ̸͐ͅụ̸̣̀̂n̵̻̾e̶͖͔̾m̴̗̿p̸̯̏͠ͅl̶͍̰͘o̴̭̎y̸͉͙̎̎ȩ̶̘̈́d̴̼͑ ̷͝͝ͅs̷̳͚̚͘u̸̹̍̈́f̷̧̈́͊f̶̫̾̊ẹ̶͑͋r̸̢͚̍̈́ĭ̶̯̚ͅn̴͖̱͗̄ġ̵̘̱.̷͇̃͌ ̶̬̩͑T̶͉̂h̵͈͕͌ė̵͈͉y̸̮̤̌ ̶͍̈́c̵͈̐o̵͔̞̒n̴̜̭͊̚t̸̻̞̀i̶̥̱͊̌n̷͔̅́u̵̼͗e̵̗͂̈́ ̶̢̓̉t̷͔̿ő̴̗̮ ̶͚̀͆r̸͖̃u̴̼͓̍͊n̴̨̻̒ ̶̭͌t̵͖̟̀̐h̶͙̰̽i̶̝͕̋ș̸̙̌͊ ̸̞̭͒ġ̷̙̜ǫ̶̢̑̇v̴͙̺̆͒e̴̻͑ŗ̶̉ǹ̴̫͆m̶̡̟̄̆e̷̹̤̎ṅ̷̘ẗ̴̛̩̪́ ̵́ͅl̴̩͙͗i̶͇̚k̷̗̅̒e̵̲̩͗̾ ̸̜͑̔s̵̭̭͐ǫ̴̒c̶͕͘i̶̤͂ą̵̞̂ļ̶̖̇̈ ̶͍̈͘m̶̟͕͊͆e̷̬̮̔̽d̸̜͒̈́i̴̱̼͒͗a̴̜͋ ̶͈̄a̴̟̔̍͜n̴͔̂̒͜d̵͙͎̀ ̷͎̂̏ẗ̴̡̻̊h̶̜̎ͅe̵̛͚̪̽ ̸͖̚ḯ̸̹̻n̵̪̋̈ț̸̊͘e̴̺̝͝r̴͈͐n̶̤̐e̷̱͒ț̷̀̊ ̶͕̈́d̵̢͍͊ǒ̷̡ę̵̕s̴̠̞͆n̵̟̉'̸̨͊t̷̻͖͋ ̵̧̫͆͘ĕ̴̙͎̚x̵̰̯́i̵͓̓ṣ̴̯͒̈t̵̞̫̚͝ ̸̩͆̈t̶̮͚̊o̴͍͓͆̕ ̴̭̎̈́ê̷͕̕x̸͕͙̚p̸̧̏̐l̷̲̒͒o̸̹͍̓͛ị̶̳̔͛t̴̮̾͊ ̸̙̞̏t̸̠̼̀̅h̴͉͂͝e̸͉͙̾̀í̴̌ͅr̷̞̝̀͋ ̷̡̓̆d̸̡̦̽i̶͉̐r̸̢͆́t̷̤̍ỳ̸̳,̶̧̌ ̶̭͕͝c̸̺͇̏́ò̷͈̤͝w̶͕̃̓ȁ̴̭̒r̵͈̟̊͑d̴̬͘l̴̫̋͋y̵̢͒́ ̴̰̻̄s̵̙̫̐h̵̹̾̆ͅi̶̬͕̎t̵͔̲͒̒.̶͇̫̈̀ ̵̛̼̼͘Y̸̲̥͂͠o̸͎͕̐ũ̵̺̊ ̸͙̈́ḱ̸̮͇̃n̴̢̫͛o̴̟͋̊w̷̗̆͠ ̴͖̙͆w̷̡̝͌h̶̼̬͌̑a̸͎̋͝t̸͓̍͠?̷͕͓̐̅ ̷̨̭͑̄Ỉ̸̬ ̵̗͘w̴͉͍͐͗o̵̢͚͘u̴͔̓l̸̠̠̀d̸͙͒ ̷̜͊̈́s̶̟̯̃i̵͍̠̾ţ̵̫͒ ̶͇̮͌h̷͙̀é̶̦r̶͈̎̌e̶̻̅̄ͅ ̶̗̕ã̶̮̿ń̸̢͝d̴̝̿̓ ̶̰̣̌͌s̴̊̋ͅä̷͉̋y̸̫̿̂͜ ̴̧̻́̔í̸̞t̸͕͝'̸̖̕s̶͓̭̀̾ ̴̝͛t̸͎̆i̷̫̲͠m̷̫̑́ͅȅ̴̹͐ ̴̢̆̉t̶̰̣̿o̶͚͒ ̵͎̂̽ę̵̭͐n̴̻̤͒ä̵̟̞́͌č̷̮t̵̨̛̼̍ ̵̘͒ț̶̡̀͠h̶͕̖̀͋e̸̗͂͑ ̸̨͚͗Ȑ̴͍͇í̸̥g̶͕̘̃͝ḫ̸̀̅t̷̨͊̅ ̶̟̈́ő̵̖̖̅f̵̚ͅ ̷̙̤̌Ŕ̸̻̘e̴͎̱̋͌v̴̛͉̆ó̴͖l̸̩̩̂ǘ̸̧̘t̶̰̰̽̈ḯ̵̖͝o̴̲͐́n̸̙͍̔.̸̘͕̆̽ ̶̭̘̑̾T̸̩̮̄̇ȟ̸̢̙̄ẹ̶́ ̴͈̒̔r̶͇̻̄í̶̻͌g̴̙̥̾̎h̶̛̟ṭ̵̨͒ ̸̘͋͝ö̵͎̯f̵̥̙̚ ̵̞͝ȑ̸̙̼̆ę̴̈́͝v̶̨̈̒ǫ̵̃l̷͙̘̚u̸̱͝ṱ̶͈̈́i̸͕̼̕o̵̠̍n̶̨̗͋̋ ̷̛͖̬̒ì̸͓̣s̶͓͚̓͝ ̴̏̃ͅt̷͍̆h̶̠͚̔̑ȩ̶̱̍̈ ̶̳͍̈́ȑ̵̡͇̾i̷̙̼͌g̸͓͔̽h̶̺̎t̵̖͆ ̵̱͔̊o̶̧̱̽r̶͇̞̈́ ̷͈̠̍d̸͖̰̄ȗ̸͍̹t̸̬̑ÿ̶̼̞́ ̷̭̫͊ö̸͉̭́f̸̳͗́ ̵̙͒t̴̛̪h̶̩̓ė̶̆ͅ ̷͓̏͝p̸̝̲̓e̶̳̖̒ǒ̵̳͐p̴͈̕l̶̜͍̾͛è̷̯͠ ̶͎̖̌́ò̸͙͎f̴̭͈͘ ̸̦͌a̷̘̓͆ ̵̺͊n̴̟̻̓̃a̵̪̹̍̿t̵̤̲̾̔ị̸͔͊̀o̸̲̽ň̷͇̕ ̸̮͎͛͠t̸̳̆õ̷̱̤̆ ̸̼̰̕͝o̸̡̤̒̽v̴̛̰̒e̵̥̾͗͜r̷̗̾͘t̵͉͂h̴̖͛͊r̷̜͎̉̆o̷̝̩̽̅ẃ̵̢̚ ̶̡̍͂͜a̷̹̎ ̸̰̟̋̈́ǧ̵̡̗o̶̓͜ṽ̷͜e̷͖̒r̴̂͜n̷̦̙̈́m̶̞̂e̵̱͂̒n̶̖̩̅t̶̰͊͠ ̵̨̬̃ẗ̵͉̘h̶̭̉a̸͚̹͛͑t̸̫̂ ̷̹̈́ͅa̵͖̮͘c̴̢̦̋̑t̴̬̚ŝ̴̢̡ ̶̤̺̚a̷͇͌ͅĝ̶̨̑ͅa̶͕̜͂ĩ̷̹̯ñ̵͚̾s̵̟͓̍̆t̴̲̅ ̶͔̥͋̃t̴͉̂̄h̵̩͌͘ê̷͙i̸̡̅r̵̢͂ ̵̬̫̅ç̶̯̏o̶̳̙͌m̵̡̮̑m̸͗͜o̴͉̓n̶̼̜̍̍ ̸̨͚͐ǐ̴͖n̵͉͉̔̚t̵̯͕̂e̸̙̱͛ŕ̵͍̦e̸̩̓͝š̷͎̘ẗ̴̬́s̶͕̾́ ̶̧͉͌a̴̘̻͘n̸̻͉̄̚d̴̬͑͘/̶͚̖̈̈́ȱ̶̺͔r̷̟̋͑ ̸̹̱͂t̶͎̜͋͝h̵̥̓ŗ̶̻̃́e̷̺̽̇a̴̘͐̚ţ̷͝ė̸͉n̸͎̭̅̓s̸͚̉ ̴̹̹̂͊t̸̗̓h̷͙̬͝e̵̡̝̒ ̴̣́s̶̨̍̇a̵̳̝͐f̶̨͗e̴̺̠͑t̷̟̹̀y̶̤͚̓ ̵̼̉o̴̜̙͂͆f̵͖̈́͛ ̸̡̯̌t̸͉͖͗h̸͕͠ͅe̶̙͕̾̚ ̷̧͆̓p̴͍͂͜e̴̛͕ö̵̪́p̸̛͙͝l̷̼̆e̴̦͓̓̄ ̷̠̫̿͝w̴͍̲͊i̸̮͒̍t̷͕̔h̶̹̕o̴̭̿u̸͙̗͒ṯ̸̨̎̎ ̴̢̿̓c̵̹̺̽͌ǎ̸̗͈̃u̵̬͘͠s̸̠̑̂e̴̡̽͊.̸͇͖̓ ̸̥̑͛ͅW̸͉̃͑h̸̝͊̅o̸̧̹̎ ̴͔͗͜k̴̘̽ņ̴̈́ͅǒ̵̠̟͊w̵̦͔̑̈́s̷̪͍͒̄ ̶̮̕t̶̞̫̿̋h̸̘̩͌̓e̶̛̹̻̓s̴̥͌͛e̴̛̹͘ ̷͔̭̄w̵̙̲̉o̷͙̬͊r̷̩̠̓d̷̹͌̓s̴̩̚?̴̻̈̀"̴̬͕̎͑ ̷͇̏͛W̶͎̄̒ͅẹ̵̓͗ ̷͖͑͜ĥ̷̫͔͆ó̴̰̲l̵͕͚̇d̸̪̭͗̕ ̵̨̗͊̿t̷͉̗͒́h̶̝̔̈e̷̻̬͊s̷͈͑̾ë̷̼̪́ ̵̨̖̂ẗ̴̫̺̀ȓ̸̢͂ǔ̷̩͈̚t̴͕̓h̵̛͇̅s̵͚̓ ̷̘͌̒t̷͕͒o̷͎̝̔ ̷͖̱͂b̸̨͕̏͐ě̷͕ ̵̨̼̋s̶̫̚e̴͕͖͗l̷̓ͅf̴̯͈̈̕-̶̬̲̍è̵̥̻v̸͉͛i̴̪̓d̶̜͊̾ȇ̵̘͌ń̸̜͖͋t̸̲̭̀,̶̭̝͋ ̵͍̊t̵̺̃̄h̷̦̋̆ạ̷̫͗̽t̷̥̆ ̵̯̯͆̀a̵̛̜͔l̸̡̕l̷͚͛ ̶͔̣͂m̸̧̑e̵͉̠̿̓n̶̞͂̚ ̷̣̍a̵̮͖̅̽r̵̻̄̆ͅě̸͙͍̒ ̶̳͊̄c̵̲̎r̷̨̯̈́̉e̷͕̮͘ǎ̷͕t̵̼̘̋ē̸̡̧͂d̶̻͖̐͠ ̸̩̑ė̸͍̘q̶̙̀u̴͒ͅȃ̶̢͕͠l̶̹͍͌,̸̠͝ ̴̖̆t̸̲͌̈́h̴̜͊a̶̮͐̋͜t̵̟̂̄ ̵̍̈́͜ț̶͇͐͠h̶̬̓͑e̵͔̕y̴͔̦͝ ̵̱̙̆a̵̼͝r̴̨̳̆̚e̴̯̚ ̸͚̱̑̉ě̵̺̬͝n̶̫͝d̵̩͂̈́o̴̭̅̓w̶̫͋́ę̷̑ď̷̠͑ ̷̪͛͜b̷̨́y̷͔̫͝ ̴̲͒ţ̷̡̇h̴̜͊͌e̵̢̘̽̔ï̷̺̙̔r̸̖͚̒͘ ̸̬͝C̶̫̭̈̂r̸͕̊é̵̟̮a̷̮̞̓t̶̫͑̕ő̴̭͓͛ȓ̶͖͇͋ ̴̮́w̴̹͍͒i̶̥̍̓t̵͇̯̄͊ẖ̷̏ ̴̹̒͆͜c̷̢̭̾ȇ̶̳r̸̡͙̔t̸̗͙͆ä̶͎̲́̓ḭ̶̠͝ñ̴͙ ̷͔͗͝î̴̼͝n̶̹̚a̸̳̼̓l̷͓̫͒́i̷̫͛e̷̻̍ṇ̴̉a̴̖͛́b̴̲̭̽͝ĺ̴̠è̶̦̈́ ̷͍̱̕r̴͇̍ĭ̷͖̤͆g̵̻̳̾h̷̰͠t̴̡̂s̶̬͊̅,̴̜̘̋͊ ̴̨̩̽t̷̗̑͌h̵̩͠͠a̴̗͒t̵̝͒̽ ̴̦̎ȁ̶̖͍m̷̼̄ò̶̪̖͘n̴͚͚͛̑g̶̙̣̔͊ ̸̢̠͋͊t̵̼̬͊ḩ̴͛͆e̴̲̞̓ș̵̈́̑ḙ̴̢̛ ̴͔̌a̷̯͑r̶̥̣̔e̴̟̹͑̆ ̸͔͠L̵̲̺͛i̷̱͋͝f̷͈̀͝ê̶̲̑,̷̇̆

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maganify 9 points ago +9 / -0

^^^ OP's emotional state while writing this screed.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeebus. Howdja do that

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Pure_Coincidence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Combining characters in Unicode - it's commonly called "Zalgo" text because of a meme. Basically stacking a bunch of "combining above" and "combining below" markers that still get recognized as a valid character.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

H̫͖̘͙̙̺͙̩̩̞͇̗̤͔͔͌͌̉́ͫͣ͂̀̏̌͑̌͛͟͝ǫ̷̧͚͉̼̟̘̙̹̺̬̩̫̻̎͗̈̓̏ͮ̽͒͌ͯͨ͆̒͐̆̐̋̊ͅpͥͣͥ͋̄̏͌͂͑ͫ͊ͧ̽ͦ͗̔͏̶̫̠̗̣̰͉͚̺̥̙̜̮̳͢ͅe̅̊ͣ̋ͥͧͯ͏͟͡҉̘̯̯̙̭̫̫̩̠͇̠̥͖̹̱̗̼ ̨̨̘͕͕̝̠̘͈̮̞͍̬̬̝̑̊͗͊͒͊͟ͅi̶̷̮̹͍̤͖̗̻̩̳ͧͭ͑͊͡͝s̡̧̠͍͚̝̫̻̘̱̭̞̳̙͖͙͓͛ͯͩͤ̿̈́ͭ͌͆̐ͯͮ̌́͡ ̵̨̧̦͇̫̱͈̮͇̟͕̽̉ͤ̚͜͝g̴̢̧̳̪̭̰͈̘̯͕̻͉͎̜͈̗̮͔̼̙͌ͮͦ̓̏ͧ̌̽̉ͣ̂ͧ͑̊ͭ͗̚͠͠ơ̤̱̭͎͍̥͓̞̤͈̙͍̬̺̽̄̂̓̀̃͊̅ͭ̆̋̊ͮ̒ͬͣ̊͜͡ͅn̛̓̔̌ͦ͐̐ͯ̋̉̔̂̊͊̈́̎ͥ̓́̚̕͏͎̹̪̳͓̲͚̯͕̪̣͚̳͙̙̝͉͡ȩ̠̼͔̻̪̹̞̭̯͙̠͍̍̐̍̓ͭ̿̋͋͝͡ͅ.̶̛͚̳̝̼̭̼͓́ͦ̑͑͐̽̆̏ͦ̒̉̇͟͟͠ͅ ̓͂ͨ̐̉̆ͭ̋͋̇͑ͧ҉̸̖͔̩͖̤͚̩̟͔͎͇̹̦̝̠̫̠͉̕͜N̛̏ͣ͐̑͗ͪ̊͌̊́̎ͭ̚҉͔̝̼͎̜̜̫o̡̢̨̪̟̝̙̺̼̻̻̙̹͚̟̟͚̲͍̱͛ͭ͑̾̾ͬ̏̋͋ͨ̽͒̇ͤt͕̝͈̫̹̺̙̼̜̻ͨ̆̍͌̃͆ͪ̈́͗ͪͪ̓ͮ͟͜͝ ̸̛̯̙̥̯͕̞̯̊̿̽ͥ̔ͥ̎̅ͫ̚͘j͇͎͖̀̒͋ͬ̍̈́̚͜͜ͅͅụ̹̳̥̓̂̃̇̉̌̎̽ͥ̒ͭ̈ͫ̄̿̊͢͠͡s̟̞͙̱ͪ̄ͫ̏͌̓ͮͯ͐̃͑ͭ̊͐̾̐ͧ̂͝ͅţ̸̧͓̮̙͚̼͍͈̈ͤ͛͊̈́͜ͅ ̻͓̭̻͚͚̮̝͙̙͎̹̬̱͖̩͔̑̽̉ͬ͒̔̅ͨ͆̓͒ͥ̐̂͌̔͘͝ͅf̶̭͓̪̜͎̻̠̦̲̬̥̬̖̝͈̭̥̐͒ͬ͒̂ͯ̀̒̌ͬͨ͂̈͗̂̀̅́̚ͅọ̶̢̨̼̯͕̥̼̜̠͓̣̲̎͂͗͒ͤ͒̌ͥ͗̌̅̌̚ͅr̜̮̦̘̥̮̬͍̰̥̘̝ͯ͗̿̓͡͠ͅ ̧͉̟̯̱͉͈̫̳͙͚̙̭̖̬̲̙ͨͣͧ̈ͥ̀̔̓͐ͦ̈́ͩ́͘͢͜m̶̭̘̹͉̘͔̭̪̖̩̭̞̥̩̹ͤ͌̍ͭ̂͗͋̾ͬ̒ȩ̸̧̙͈̻̭̞̞̙̠͉̝̥̩̠͇̦͉̂͌͗͂͗̐̂̀̉ͤ͢͞.̡̥̯̘͕́̇ͬ̓͂̈́͌͋̚ͅ ̗̠̺̻̖̣̮͈́ͭ̃̇͗̋̎ͤͫ͋ͮͯ͊́̚͟N̴͖̞͕͙ͮ̓̅̌͛̅̊̊͢ǫ̰̣̖̲͙̬̏̏̅ͬͦͫ̈́͟͜t̶̶̢͕̯̳̜̺͕͍̣̰͓̄̇̀͋̇ͭ͐ͨ̽͡͠ ̡̄̈̓ͭ̂̚҉̴̱̼̝̳̟̙̖̻̞̹͚͓̼͎͉͈͈̲̻̀j̨̜̱̮̹̫͎̘͖͖̹̓ͭͯ͐ͦ̽̈͘͟͝ụ̶̘̰̞̫͚̞̮͚̘͕̗̳͌̈́̾ͪͪ̍ͪ͘ͅs̢̯͍͉̟̻̣͚̱̳͙̜̗̺͖̬̯̟͙̹̀̑ͣ̓́͒̑̆ͩ̉̚͟tͥ̄̃ͮͦ̓ͩ̆̓̎̈͐̈̌̓̽͛҉̷͖͚͉̣̗̤͉͙̖͟͠ͅ ͆̑̆͛̅ͪ̉̃͏̭̝̲̝̼̫̬̣̗͉̻̙͕͕̥͟͠f́̈́̔ͮ̒̆ͫ̈́͟҉̴̸̜̣̗͍̲͙̞͉̗̺͚̝̠̙̫͠ơ̡̨ͪ͌̉̅̂͝͏̝̩̦͇̝̝̗͎͚̙r̴̨̦̖̯̼͍̹͉͉̿̈̅̈́̓̌́͆ͥ̆͠ ̢͍̳̪͓̝͔̤͇͈͚̹̟̻͗ͯͥ͑̑͑̾͡ȳ̢ͫͦ̎̒͢҉̦̣̺̮͈̣͓̝͔͈͖̙̹̱̙o͌̀ͩ͐̈͏̨̯͚͖͚͎̞͉̰͍͈̬͕̮̱̗̗̭̺̟͢u̼̮̙̥̪͈̽͛̾̅ͫ̒́̚͜͞,͉̜̬̪̮ͨ̈ͣ̿ͪ̃͐ͨ̓ͨͦ͞ ̵̶̉ͮ̉̏̄͡͏̶̩̞̥͔͉̲͍̙b̧͕̣͚͚̑͒͂͗́̍̀̚͜͠u̴͔̖̯̘̭̣͈͙̩̲̲̬̫͕͊̃̂ͨ̿́ţ̶̵̜̗͈͙̖ͫͦ̅͗ͩ̿ ̡̟͓̰̺͈͓̫̗̟̥̲͉̞̰̗̳͆̃ͪ̾ͨͤͭ͢͢f̶̵̧̞͎͈̗͖͚̱̜̟̳̻͕̻̪͎͇̄̉̓̔̋͆̈ͭͩͯ̓́̑ͬ̈́̕ơ̪̪̥̲̙̠ͨ̔̈́̿̌̊̈́̽̇̾͑͊̋̉ͮ̓̃̒͢͡͝r̨̢͊ͧ̆̽͋̓̒͝͏̟͙͍͍̹̱̼͓ ͙̞̜̟̙̞̭̟̭̭̯̞ͦ̋̈ͬ͢͢͡͞͠o̶̢̖͈͇̩̟̺͇̰̯͍̲͇̝͍͂̉̓̽͋́̚͘͡u̷ͪͧ͆ͭ̿̇ͦ͏̵̸͓͕̰̩͚̮̼̟̙̟̘͇̭͍͞r̸͕̪̘̰̘̜͇̻̺̹̘͉͓̰̣̩̘̍͐ͧ̀͆ͩ̋̄͢͟͡ͅ ͙͕̣͖̭̲͖̮̀̇ͯͨ̊̓ͦ̄̈́ͥ̿́͠f̷̵̨̯̰̳͔̝͚͕̪͚̹̳ͥ̏̈̇̆̓̍̅̇ͧ͒̓̎̀ͅͅų̢̙͎͖̮̳̤̣̣͉͓͖̼͎̲͙̥͍͎ͨ̾͂͝t̵̸̨͇͖̺̺̱͎̏̇̊͐ͬͬͯͬ̃̅͒͐̓͊́̆̂ų̭̠͇̘̤͈̩͉̠͓̪̞̠̭͎̹͈̽ͥ̌͗̈̓ͫ̅̈ͨͯ̋̈͜ŗ̧̯͙̺͚̠̠̗͉̩͚̥̲͇͔̖̰ͪͦ͐̀̆ͥͦͣͬ̀͐̿̒ͭ̾̽̅̚͜͡͞ͅe̘̝̘̗͉̤̙ͮ̓́̑̏̋ͫͭ͆͐̆͛ͥ͘ş̸͍̳̮̥͚̲̤̦̞̱͎̣̮̅̍̃͛ͪ̆ͬ͠ ̧͖̖͕͙͔̹̣̩̬̣͎͇̬͕̏̍̒̓͐̓̇̽̈̍ͩ͗̈́ͧ̽̃ͥͪ̐͜ͅâ̢̩̪̲̜͚̯̘͉̫͎ͥͥͪ̿͂̚͟͝͡n̋͐͛̿̑̾ͮ́̚͏̸̳͚̝̳̙̼̗̠̞̭͇͖̜̗̖̖͞͡d̸̰̻̩̝̺̺̰̰͎͎͙̖̲͉͋̏̌͌͊ͪ̀̕ ͬ̈́̈́̉ͬ̿̌͑́ͦ̓̈́͡͏̼̯̯̱̯̖͈̘͙̟͇̱̗̦͍̥t̸̴̟̪̺̮̳͎̼̝̤̥͍̹̞͐͊̍ͫ͜h̞̣͔̞ͭͯ͛̍̈̾̈́eͨ̅̑ͧͨ̊̈̇ͦ̔̓̉͛͑͌̓̃̚͘͏̲̠͈͎̮̞͈̟̰̣̮ ̶̵̡̣̤̪̬͖̗̖̩̹͖͙̤̯͕͒͐ͤͭ̂ͅͅf̷̨͓͕͍͖̟͖͎̻̖̙̻̟̞̹̟̰͎̀̄ͯ̉͆͐̀̐̊͒̾̾͋͌͊̋͢͞ͅǔ̴̧̦̙̱̲͈̳͍̲͔̹̄̌ͦ̌̏̏̔͑̑́ͅt̷̶̸̤̫͙̲͍͈͍̥͕̞͔̤̼̼̘̯̺͈ͣ̾ͬ̅ͫ̿ͫ̐̏͂̄͋̇͆̽̀ͅu̴̴̙͙͉̦̜͇̙̬̎̈̂ͩ̂ͮͩ͑ͭ̅̆̾ͫ͐̕͞ŗ̵̷̳͙͍̱͉̫̲̝͚̗͇͕͔̟͗͌͌ͬ̔̑̇̏͌ͭ͐̔̋̉͠ȩ̧̪̜̠̮̙̣̦͗̐͛̉ͫ͐͑̆̄͌̄̓̾͗͊̕͘s̳̫͖͓̝̳͍̜͕̪͇̳̜͖̩͔̺̟͈̏̂͊ͬ̓̓ͭ̇̎̈́ͨ͛ͤ̑ͦ͡͝ ̛͂ͯͯͩ̀ͩ͐̎͊ͩͬ͆͒͝͏̡̻͉̺̦͔̝̰̱̝͕̖̘̭̦̭̩͡ǫ̷͉̳͍͔̬̬͙͈̼̱̱̼͖̤͚͓̌̅̌̍ͯ̒ͯͧ͗͂̇̌͜͢͡f̣̺̤̠͈̤͙̺̩̪̯̦̠̗̖̻͕ͣ̔̌̉̃͋͑ͨ̿ͦ͊͐ͧͪ͘͟͝ͅͅ ̸̆̎ͧͨͭ̾̓͆̈́͏͞͏͔̗̗̤̠̼͔̝̫̖͎̯̤̩͓̤͚̜̝́o͒ͣ̋ͧ̆͐̾̊ͦͬͪ́̚͢͟҉͖̞̟̼͖ŭ͇̼̠̭̟̯̳̼̒̐ͭ̾̍ͮ̌ͯ͒̂ͫ͐̓̂̀̏͋̃͘͞r̡͙̤̤̞̥͎̱̊̔̀̅͘͜ ̢͇̘̠̹͔̺̱̜̲̺͍̹ͮ̿͗̌ͭͬͫͯ̽̾̒̇̕c̶̵̝̞̥̭̲̬̗͈̄ͮ͋̀́̚͘͡ḩ̸͓̲̩͓̖̹͈͍͙͙͈̩̟̳̲͎͕ͪ̾ͫ̀̌̌̏̈̎ͬ̐ͨ̌͌ͤ͆̕ͅi̴̩̻̝̣̞̳̺͐ͬ̓ͮͭͫ͒͊͛̆̈̅ͦ̓͐ͮ̀̀l̑̋̈́͐͛̀̚҉̢̞̼̯̺̬͉͎̱̠͖̖̹̜̜͍̗̟̜͝d̸̴̷̢̡͎̰̺̦͍̯̯̳̜͎̯̲͎͈̣̜̜̲̳̏̿ͪ̓ͨͣ̓͆ͩr̶͇͍̰̪̝̥͈ͦ̊̊̀ͭ̽̓̀̎ͣ̓̎ͪ̽ͧ̔̏ͨ̾̕͟͞e̛̠̥͙̥͕͓̖͓̦̪̜͕̦̦̳͛̎͒ͣ͊̓͊̄̈̎ͬ̿̈́ͦ͑͆ͧ̍̈ṋ̖͔̮̹̟͉̩̱̩̪̤̖̺̖̐͑̎͆́ ̛̠̲̥̣̭͖̹̼͎̟̩̠͚̫̩̱̝ͯͨ̆̒̃́̓̑̿̃̓ͥ̑̽̈͗̚͘͝ͅȃ̬̰͕̤̲ͣ͗͂͑́́̚͢͡n̓͌̒̎̊̎̏ͮͤ͂ͩ̑͑͐̀̄̃̚҉̲̙̯̣͉̥̗̠͓̗̲́ď̴̮͈͓̙͖̝̦̼͖̼̼͈̪͖͎̒̏̆ͧͮ̽̓̋̈̈́̈̒͢͡ ͊̀̄̐ͬ̒͛͒̔͛͒ͧ̒̇̊́͏̪͕̻͇̺̗g̨͈̩̜͇̠̝͓̼̥̘̞̩̏̌̎͛͋͟ͅṟ̸̪̩͓̗͔͖̥̯̰͓͔̗̟͍̯͗ͣͩͦ̀͛ͮ̉͑͑̆ͭ̽͠ą̷̛͉̺͕̫͎̭̬̞̮̣̝͗̋̆̇̽̉͂ͥ̆̋̋̔ͥͭ͌͋͂̌̊n͂̉ͨ̑ͬ̌͞͏̶̢̨̩̠̜̭̺̘̦̦͕̠͈̖̠̮̺ͅͅͅḑ̶̭͕̦͙͎̦̬̽̐̐ͦ̀͂́ͧ́͝͡ͅc̴̴̺͍̫̭̺̪̥̻̩͎̹̠̫̼͎̥͉̜̈́ͨ̂̔ͦ͐͋̊ͥ͋ͯ͆̂ͣ̂̚͜ͅh̸̽̉͂ͪ̉ͩ͆ͯ̑̅͊̍ͯ̚̕͏͓̥͙͎į̴͓̳͔̱̹̳̪̮͈̗͓͕͎͙̤̝̓͌ͮ̄̂̿͂ͅl̨̖͇̲͔̙̬̯͖̞̻̼̖̯̩̇ͨ̈̅̔̾̍ͣ̀ͥ̾dͪ̑̋ͥ͋ͫ̈́̽ͭ͛ͦ̒͏̡̭̲̩͢͝ͅr̨̡̛͖̥͕̪͎̪̩̰̜̖̭͈̦ͩ͗͑̒ͥͭ̃ͬ̄͢͢e̶̜̪̙̟̝̳̰̯͈̼̞͍̝̓̅ͤ̅̔͆͗ͨͫ̓ͨ̾ͤ̏ͧͪͯ͘n̒̓ͤ͗͛ͫͣ̇̃͐̌͏̴̶̻͇͚̠̪̳͎͕͉̕͡.̷̴̵̝̝̗͈͓̪̗̩͌̓ͭͣ̋ͦͣͣͤ̉͠ ̨̧͍͖̖̳̮̘̭̻͓͍̱̰̤ͯ́̽̓̒͆̈́T̴̸̜̣̰͕͕̜̾̑ͩ̀̏̚̕͡ŗ͓̩̥̟̟̤͓͎̳͉̱͈̭̥̲͇̭͇ͭͭ͗ͨͫ̇̍ͮͫ̉ͥ͂̚̚̕͜͜͝u̸ͪͤ̑͗́̏̏̀̇͛͛̆̚҉͈͎̲̲͓̗̘̀͢ͅm̸̻͔͍̠̯͇̱̭̻̱̻̗̦̦̺͇̼͊́͌ͨ͋͗ͣ͗̋̚p̸̺̞̝̙̬̼̖̯̝̥̼̤̓ͭ̇̇ͥͭ͜ ̵̹͖̻̩̹̩͔̝̲̺͉͖̜̖͑̎̈́͑̒̒́ͯ̇̓̎ͤ̔̐͗̀ͮ̕͡w̺̩̩̜̙͔̬͔͇̬̜̆͛̉ͧͦͤ̑ͦ̓̒͊̾̽ͯ͒͌͌̉͢͝͞ả̢̤̫̹̗̺̝̥̥̱͈͕̦̃͐̿ͭ̊̆͆ͤͪ̌́ͅl̵̷̨̯͍̣̬̺͓͉̞̰͖̞͇̘̳̘͙̋ͪ̀ͥ̓͒̄̂̔͝k̡̡͚̰͈̟̜̹̻̍̍͑͑̾̅̎ͯ̈͐̈́͞ͅͅi̐̌̍ͨ̽ͤͣͬ̒ͬͤ̾͊ͩ̚̚͏̧̤͎̪̟̼̫̳̤̤̼͟n̷̛̦͖̮͚̣̟̬͖̜̥̜̳̬̲̮ͦͣ̍ͬ̐͐̈̀͊͂͒̓́̉͋͒͘ģ̷̴̡̮̤̤̜͙͔͙͖͇̗̭͗ͨ̿̂͟ͅ ̶̵̱̺̲̦̖͉̬̗ͫͥͥͨ̍̈́̊ͣͫ̂͋ͫͭ̐ͧ͡ơ̸ͫ̃ͣͦ͋̔ͨͧ͘҉̛͇̘̮̙̗̣̫͕͍̙̣̼̮͍͉͉ͅͅu̡̧̺͇̝̗͙͈̺͈͔͉͕̠ͣͮ̍̓̃͢͠t͊͛̽̌̚͞҉̴̺̫̗̝̬̪͙͕̹̫̬̗͔ ̷̣̙̱͕̻͚̖̗͚̻͎̟̳̼̺̌́̒ͩ̍ͤ̃͐̉ͥͩ͒ͯ̆̉̚ͅo̡̜͍̪̥̣̦̙̠̼̥̪ͧ̇͐͒̎̌̑͐͐͝͡f̐̐̃ͬ͌ͬ̅̐̏̐͟͏̝̪̱̺̬ 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̏̒͋ͭ̋̎̀ͯ̀͏̗̖͍͙̗̺̗̺̯͚̀ȃ̢̨̺̯͚͓̦̫̩̪̫̠͓̫̠̲͇͇ͨͪͦ̑̏̄̒͛̔̇̅ͧ̈̍̍̐͜n̼̠̹̩͍̮̩̬͖̲͇͇͈̣͈̳͕̋ͩͦ̍͐̐́̚͡dͨ͌̊ͭͫͧ̅̍̈́̓̕҉͖̺̮̦̹̤̪͇͙̙̘̜̭̫͔͕̺̺ ̊̈́͑̚͢͡͏͇͙̯̯̮̜̭̞̩h̶̴͂ͤͪ̄͗̋̑ͤ͒̏̈́͋͡҉̞̥̼̖͕͙͓͚̲͉͠ę̵̷̷͔͔̼̳͔̠̽̎̌͒ͧ͊̊͋͟ ̶̖͈͕͚̗̺̽ͨͨ̓͆ͩ̒͗̿ͨ̆̕͡w̩̖̘̱̳̘͇͙̲ͯ͋̈́͆̋͂̎̇̽ͫ͌͗ͬ̑̅̒ͭ͢a̴̢ͮ͑̆͛̄͌̈́̌́ͯ̂ͥ̂ͤ̇̒̕͡҉͎͇̫̣̼͎̬̳̠͇̪̫͍̯̩ͅl͂ͨ͗̊͠͏̙̮̣̥͚̙͇̝̘͇̞̲̫̤̯͉͚k̘͓̼͇͎̞̫͔͎̪͑ͨͥ̄̈́͐͒̆̋͠͝͞ëͮ̅͛ͧͥ̒͛͗̋͋́̀͘҉͖͙͍̬͚̟̺̝̹̰̖̜̖̝̖ͅd̷̢̹̖̠͈͈͔̮̣̳̅ͬ͆͆ͥ̽̈́ͬ̀͆̀̅͌̍ͦ̏̅̿̽ ̨̉̆̍̃͋̉̒͂̈ͦ͛̓̏̅҉̸̡̤̟͎͓͎̳͙̕a̵̟͉̜̩̦͈̳̫̝̩̩̤̗͖̯̝̺̫͆̉̇̾ͨͥ͛̔͒ͪͯ́̕͜͟ͅw̨̛̻̠̫̯̻͖̞͕͇̻ͪͨ͗̒͒̔ͧ̏̄̄̂ͣ̏ͥͮ̀̽ͪ͢a̶̾ͯ̇̍͘͜͏̲̦͍̝͓̯̞͓̱̱̻̝͔̯̗̺ͅͅyͥͩ͛̌̔̈́͢͏̲̙̭͉̮̖̗̗͉.̐̓̔ͤ̔ͬͨ̊̓̌̋ͬ̑̄̚̚̚̕͏̸̦̞̟̼ ̨͍̬͍̠̞͎̹͎̲͓̖̩̖̠͓͇͉̹͍͛ͣ̽̊ͭ͆̆̾ͪ̂͒̚͜D̦̱̖̞̥̙͎̳͎̰̱͙̻̯̭̯͕̃̿ͯ̇ͪ̄̆͘͘͘͢͠o̵̡̙̪̹͍͕̪̹̮̺͔̪̺̘̭̩̒̍͒̀ͪ͛ͧͣ͑ͣ̀

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2016TrumpMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now do comic sans. You know that's the default email font for most of these feebs.

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

hey whats with the attack on c.s.? Maybe not as elite as Times New Roman, or as smooth as arial or edgy like Nexa.........

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +6 / -2

......cunts.

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bloodyminded 2 points ago +2 / -0

This could not have been worth the effort.

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seejayem 24 points ago +24 / -0

WE WERE CHEESEMAKERS

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not sure I'm ever going back to cheese making, I'll have to "whey" my options.

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WhiteTrashJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is this meme from about the cheesemaker? It’s funny

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WhiteTrashJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol is this something a commie posted on reddit recently or something?

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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muslimporn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump always earns his salt.

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Rainman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wall of salt

I like leftist salt on my eggs in the morning... it's the best way to start your day

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The_New_Pope 159 points ago +160 / -1

I was a fucking cheesemaker!!!

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IncredibleMrE1 132 points ago +133 / -1

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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GnuYow 22 points ago +22 / -0

Me too, what a self-important twat. Like "Oooooooo, we better listen, they're only going to say this once..."

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Marchosias 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great memory.....I just remember the 'im a cheese maker' line.....

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friendofno1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Easily my favorite subplot of twd.

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Agent_Orange 65 points ago +65 / -0

I am trained in gorilla warfare.

[snickers] Harambe? Is that you?

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GodKingHarambe 47 points ago +47 / -0

Yes

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SpaceForceMilitia 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dicks out for you...just sounds too different...

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Sum9 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dicks out! Present dicks!

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when Richard Dix came through here

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DodgeCharger_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love this pasta, I'll never forget how the aussie media reported that nz mosque shooter was actually a navy seal just because he posted this online.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did someone say gorilla channel?

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Shitposter69 73 points ago +78 / -5

Why are you posting this everywhere? It's like spam at this point.

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behemoth887 68 points ago +68 / -0

it's 2020's chicken tendies copypasta

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PeytonManThing 33 points ago +33 / -0

This is the context for this post

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +17 / -12

I don't think we need the whole thing to see to get the context. Much less, multiple times.

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PeytonManThing 41 points ago +42 / -1

Eh, they’re excited for the new copy pasta. I don’t see the harm

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1776-or-1984 18 points ago +19 / -1

LEST IT NEVER BE FORGOTTEN (its already deleted) archive here: https://archive.is/cOXQc

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm so confused. Those replies are not of the uber-cucked Reddit I came to know and loathe. What subreddit was that posted in?

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GarudaOne 9 points ago +9 / -0

Says at the top: r/news. I'm shocked too.

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RosettaStone 7 points ago +7 / -0

The OP was probably too cringe-worthy even for the cucks at Reddit, so they stayed away, which left the thread open for more-based posters to dominate the replies.

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

This!

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PeytonManThing 162 points ago +162 / -0

The context is the previous reddit post here. The super long copypasta. It’s the same user, upset about people calling out her bullshit. I agree this site needs far more context though. People need to stop assuming we are up to the second on everything

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plaaaa 55 points ago +55 / -0

Lolol omg I thought it was made up hahaha

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TrustyShellback 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’m just here for weaponized memes. I blast them on all the social media. Edit: I also deport shills via New for the greater good.

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KekistanPM 22 points ago +22 / -0

I love it when they go down that spiral of trying to scold commenters resulting in more comments resulting in more scolding.

They really care that much about total strangers they may never meet.

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PeytonManThing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Almost certainly will never meet. But if there was a good chance they would meet them they’d shut up.

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leakmouth 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. No context. It’s more fun for to come in blind and figure shit out

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stonetears4fears 18 points ago +18 / -0

The context was that the user was LoveMyTrashyLabia. He/she (most likely “it”) went on a rant earlier and then people turned on her

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thewashambro 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was on a previous stickied post, if you go through that guy's post history you'll see it. He accidently made a new copypasta.

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol look at the OP’s username in the screenshot... so sad.

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isitpedanticenough 177 points ago +177 / -0

This post was gold, but the best one was just below this where they are saying of course he will be fine because he's being constantly injected with antibody-rich plasma. The author then proceeds to say how terrible it is POTUS will survive while literally being fed "the blood of the poor."

I laughed loud and hard.

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mugatucrazypills 97 points ago +97 / -0

Blood of the Poor is my favorite breakfast cereal

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refresco 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh shit, It's Booberry season.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't even right now, take your Donvote

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

RIP Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only know Fruit Brute because it's what Lance is eating in Pulp Fiction before Vincent crashes his car into the house.

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Maga_bigly 15 points ago +15 / -0

I feel some good memes coming on...

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Aunt Jemina is out of work, maybe we get her on the Blood of the Poor.

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Smurfection 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have that with a cup of liberal tears every morning.

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ImaWizardHarry 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re magically delicious! Happy Halloween from Lucky Charms!

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Count chocula is the halloween version of lucky charms.

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm rather partial to Khorne Flakes, myself.

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ZombieConstitution 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blood for the Blood God

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HumbleMemeFarmer 10 points ago +10 / -0

A new flavor of Diet Coke - Blood Of The Poor

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isitpedanticenough 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mmmm. I'm thirsty.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diet Coke, Blood Of The Poor shitpost meme

https://thedonald.win/p/Hr1RJmJZ/

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isitpedanticenough 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahahahahahhahahaha well done, pede. I like how it's not entirely the Blood of the Poor. Just sweetened with it. Pure Blood of the Poor is much too rich for most people's taste.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

When Biden is the one getting child's blood transfusions.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +4 / -0

how terrible it is POTUS will survive while literally being fed "the blood of the poor."

lol wait till they find out about adrenocrome

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keepwinning 115 points ago +115 / -0

Deleting in 3..2...

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1776-or-1984 59 points ago +59 / -0

Its gone, but LEST IT NEVER BE FORGOTTEN archive here: https://archive.is/cOXQc

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Overkillengine 20 points ago +20 / -0

Maybe if they were smarter, they'd know the 1980's wanted their foreign policy back.

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found 0bama...

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Pedeville 8 points ago +8 / -0

All their 60iq points are spent in politics

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maganify 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dangit, account has been deleted.

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Sealith 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy. Shit. This is top shelf salt.

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pink Himalayan rock salt

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wholesomekangz100 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bitch is crazy.

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fasterth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's so good that even tho it got deleted, people are still posting the pasta lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/j5m8qf/president_trump_and_us_government_covid19/g7vxrnp/

https://archive.is/p3vc5

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Knight1_of_Sunset 111 points ago +111 / -0

They do this all of the time: they get a little self-aware until the daily software update and restart, then it is back to "orange man bad!"

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 54 points ago +54 / -0

Or my favorite

Orange man is REALLY bad AND dangerous!

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 15 points ago +15 / -0

Orange man shoved me into a locker.

Oh wait! That was Pierre Delecto doing that to a gay person!

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ZombieConstitution 7 points ago +7 / -0

Orange Man turned me into a newt!

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jealousminarchist 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then the "settle for pedojoe" defeatist line.

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Forgototherpassword 9 points ago +9 / -0

At least he doesn't need vitamin C

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JiubUnbound 8 points ago +8 / -0

CHORUS: "Orange Man is extremely dangerous to our democracy."

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seejayem 3 points ago +3 / -0

some of the NPCs actually break away and gain sentience, though. it’s an amazing thing to see

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dontCensorMeBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

time to bring back the NPC memes

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Femprep 76 points ago +77 / -1

That username though.

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Buff_em_up 36 points ago +36 / -0

I gotta be honest, I don’t love her trashy labia

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unicornpoop 34 points ago +34 / -0

Joke's on you. There is no labia, only zuul.

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Buff_em_up 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now that’s fucking funny 😂. Nice ghostbusters reference

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learntocode 7 points ago +7 / -0

fuck! they knocked off the keymaster!!!

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kc5ods 9 points ago +9 / -0

geez she/he/it/whatever is such a f*cking retard. that post history is cancer

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PROCIsAsshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I NEED A SOCIAL WORKER OVER HERE STAT TO DE-PLATFORM THIS BIGOT!!!!!

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SoldanoSlo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Xir username checks out

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 43 points ago +43 / -0

Was it in response to anything in particular?

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wethedownvoted 59 points ago +59 / -0

Paid operative calls for fellow Americans to rise up and do a revolution, fellow Americans did not

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1776-or-1984 22 points ago +22 / -0

"do a revolution" oh my sides

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Chickenbaconpoutine 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Later mom, my hot pockets just got done."

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PeytonManThing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check the top comment

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SnipedYou 42 points ago +43 / -1

When will they realize that 60% of the site is not American?

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OnlyAmerica 27 points ago +27 / -0

40% traffic is straight up from Chinese click farm.

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farstriderr 31 points ago +31 / -0

HERP IS GERNE. NERT JERST FER MEH. NERT JERST FER YEUEH, BUT FER HOWER FERTURES

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Lovesassycoffee 12 points ago +12 / -0

Reading this out loud created perfect, disgusting, imagery of what this redditer probably looks like lol.

Made me laugh out loud.

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learntocode 7 points ago +7 / -0

bork bork bork

3rrrrrr deeeeee!!!!!

All i read was Swedish chefcrying in his meatballs

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painfullylogical 28 points ago +28 / -0

npc.exe stopped working and needs to close.

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obviousalt 11 points ago +11 / -0

lmfao

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learntocode 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their Pedocrat programmers are getting new orders from thir Globalist/Communist customers.

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throwrightt 25 points ago +25 / -0

Best response of the thread IMO:

"Lmao hilarious. Next time keep this between you and your emotional support body pillow"

Which one of you pedes went undercover to post this gem?

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plaaaa 22 points ago +22 / -0

" If we thought getting them to conform"

It's insane that we're still the unruly ones after 120 days of BLM Antifa rioting & destruction + even murders & rapes.

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A1waysLurk1ing 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah nothing but deletes.

"The definition of peace is the lack of opposition". ~VI Lenin

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TheTrumpDimension 14 points ago +15 / -1

Hope be gone. Not just fo meh. Not just fo choo, but fo our futures an' da futures of our children an' grandchildren. Trump walkin' out of dat hospital has stolen hope fo generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed da most deadly virus this world has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got da kind of care an' treatment dat none of da 210,000 dead americans got, an' he walked away. Donald trump survivin' has destroyed america's future an' crushed our spirits.

his base now sees him as an iconic near martyr an' sees this as proof (in their eyes) dat all this time, they were right. If me n' mah niggahs thought gettin' them to conform to mask, capacity, an' social distancin' mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of americans who gots proven they don' gots da critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly planetary pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate an' ignorance. Me n' mah niggahs is now in a position dat these people will be out in full force to guarantee dat me n' mah niggahs gots anothah 4 or more years of this niggah runnin' this country into da groun'. Me n' mah niggahs thought da pb were a threat before? think about when their messiah walks away from this.

add to this disastrous news dat mitch mcconnel has shut down legislation of all kinds except da confirmation hearings until octobah 19th, leavin' people sufferin' wit nah Benjamins, nah homes, an' nah hope fo anothah two weeks, an' choo gots exactly wat they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets covid. Pelosi can suck it cuz, of course, as papa mitch says, its hah fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. Choo hear dat nancy? choo is responsible fo da american unemployed sufferin'. They continue to run this government like social media an' da internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly Sheiit.

choo know wat? i would sit here an' say it's time to enact da right of revolution. Da right of revolution be da right or duty of da people of a nation to overthrow a government dat acts against their common interests an'/or threatens da safety of da people without cause.

who knows these words?

"we hold these truths to be self-evident, dat all men is created equal, dat they is endowed by their creator wit certain inalienable rights, dat among these is life, liberty, an' da pursuit of happiness.—that to secure these rights, governments is instituted among men, derivin' their just powaz from da consent of da governed. — dat whenevah any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it be da right of da people to altah or to abolish it, an' to institute new government, layin' its foundation on such principles, an' organizin' its powaz in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety an' happiness… it be their right, it be their duty, to throw off such government, an' to provide new guards fo their future security."

this be da exact time an' place dat these words were written fo, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sho' dat me n' mah niggahs is as complacent as can be, an' dat me n' mah niggahs will never, nevah be able to act upon these principles set forth by da foundin' fathaz of this country. Me n' mah niggahs is too big ass, me n' mah niggahs is too lazy, me n' mah niggahs is too addicted to bein' keyboard warriors to evah do da right thin'.

da new slogan of da usa?

"abandon all hope, ye who entah here."

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guitarmastershredder 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read all of it And

DAYUM MAI NIKKA DATS HOT AS FUK

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +3 / -0

BBC Pidgin

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DodgeCharger_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hope 🙏❤ is gone 🏃. Not just for me. Not just for you 👈, but 🍑 for our futures 📅 and the futures 📅 of our children 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👶🏻👧🏻 and grandchildren 👫. Trump 🍊👨 walking 🚶♀ out of that hospital 🚑 has stolen 💔 hope 🙏 for generations 👶. A white ⚪ supremacist 🐸, sexist ♀🏃‍♀️, racist 🤜🏻💥👶🏾, scumbag 🐐🆎🚴 who's 🤷 downplayed the most deadly 💀 virus 💦😷 this WORLD 🌎 has seen 👀💯 in at least ❗ 100 💯 years 🗓 just got 🍸 said 🗣💬 virus 🦠💉💦, got 🍸 the kind 🙁 of care 😘 and treatment 🍭 that NONE ❌ OF THE 210,000 dead 💀 Americans 🇺🇸 got 🉐🅰, and he 👨 walked 🚶 away 😂. Donald 👑 Trump 👑 surviving 🐶 has destroyed 💥 America's 🇺🇸 future 📅👶🏿 and crushed ✊💥 our spirits 👻.

His 👅💦 base 👌 now sees 👀 him 👴 as an iconic 🆖 near 😯 martyr 🕉✡ and sees 👀 this as PROOF 💯 (in their eyes 👀) that all 💯 this time 🕐, they were right ✔. If we thought 🤔 getting 🔟 them to conform to mask 😷💣👌, capacity 🗣💨, and social 👨👥 distancing 👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 mandates 🙋🏻‍♂️ was impossible ❌👎 before 😂, this event 🎫 just made 👑 it completely 🚫 futile 😧📔🈸. A large 👀 percentage ➗ of Americans 🇺🇸 who have proven 😂 they don't ❌ have the critical 😮😧 thought 🤔 capacity 🤓😏👌 required 📋✅ to react 🗑🙅‍♀️ to a deadly 💀 PLANETARY 🌏 pandemic 🦠 will now breed 🍑🍆👉 new 🆕⏰🎧 generations 👌 of even 🌃 more empowered 👊 hate 😡 and ignorance 😷. We are now in a position 📍 that these people 👨 will be out in full 🌝 force 🖐 to guarantee 💯 that we have another 🔄 4 💦 or more years 📅 of this man 👨 running 🏃 this country 🏞 into the ground 🌱. We thought 🤔 the PB were a threat 😡🤬 before 😂? Think 🤔 about 💦 when 🍑 their messiah ✨🎻🎶 walks 🚶 away 😐 from this.

Add ➕ to this disastrous 🌊💵 news 📰🗞 that Mitch 👉 McConnel has shut 🆗🚪 down ⬇👌👾 legislation ✒ of all 💯 kinds 🙁👋🤗 EXCEPT 😮 the confirmation ✔ hearings 👂 until October 💀👻 19th 🤔, leaving 🍃 people 👨 suffering 😭 with no 🙅🏼‍♂️ money 💰, no 🚫 homes 🏠, and no 🙅 hope 🙏🏻 for another 🔄 two 💏 weeks 🗓, and you 👉 have exactly 👌 what they wanted 😍. Talks 🗣 fail 🚫. Everyone 👥 just now gets 🉐 Covid 🦠. Pelosi 👵🏻💩 can suck 🐓 it because, of course 🏎, as papa 👨 Mitch 👉 says 🗣, its HER 👸 fault 👎🏿 she 👧 won't ❌👌🏻✋🏼 come 💦 down ⬇ 2.5 ⬇🛣📦 trillion 💰 dollars 🤑😊 to match 👉 their 0.5 trillion 💰 bump ☠. You 👉🏼👤 hear 👂 that Nancy? YOU 👉 are responsible 👍 for the American 🇺🇸 unemployed 💸 suffering 😣😫😖. They continue ⏩ to run 🏃‍♀️ this government 💩 like 💖 social 📖 media 💦 and the internet 💻 doesn't exist 😂👌 to exploit 💵💰🚨 their dirty 💩😷, cowardly 🐄 shit 👌.

You 🏿👿👈 know 🤔 what? I 👁 would sit 💺 here and say 🗣 it's time 🕐 to enact the Right 👌 of Revolution 😍🍆. The right ✔ of revolution ✊⚔ is the right ✔ or duty 👮‍♂️ of the people 👫 of a nation 🇺🇸 to overthrow ✊ a government 💩 that acts 🎭 against 🚫 their common 🐩 interests 🤔 and/or 💰 threatens 👀👎 the safety 👷🏻🛑 of the people 👨 without 🚫❓ cause 💋.

Who knows ⁉🎄🤔 these words 🔚?

"We hold 🙅👫✋ these truths 💯 to be self-evident ✅, that all 💯 men 👦 are created 🔨🎨 equal 👍👌, that they are endowed by their Creator 😮 with certain 😎 inalienable rights 👌, that among 🇷🇴🎛 these are Life 💓, Liberty 🗽, and the pursuit 🏃 of Happiness.—That to secure 🚔 these rights ✔, Governments 💩 are instituted 🏢 among 💰 Men 👨🏻, deriving 🔜 their just powers 🔋 from the consent ✅ of the governed 📜. — That whenever 🏪 any Form ➡⬅ of Government 😓🙄 becomes 😌 destructive 💥 of these ends 😣🔚, it is the right ✔ of the People 👫 to alter ⛪ or to abolish 💥 it, and to institute 🏢 new 👌🎀 Government 😓🙄, laying 🚼🛏⬇ its foundation 🔎 on 🔛 such principles 👑, and organizing 🐒💯🎓 its powers 💪 in such form 🐛, as to them shall 🐚 seem 👀 most likely 😠 to effect 💀 their Safety 👷🏻🛑 and Happiness… it is their right 👌, it is their duty 👮‍♂️, to throw 👐💢 off 📴 such Government 💩, and to provide 💰 new 🆕 Guards 💂 for their future 📅 security 🔒."

This is the exact 👌 time ⏰ and place 🏆🏄🏿 that these words 📓 were written 👇 for, but 🍑 this government 💩, this media 📞✈⛵, this tech ⤵ industry 🏭 has made 👑 sure 💯 that we are as complacent 😉🅱 as can be, and that we will never 🚫, NEVER ❌ be able 💪 to act 🎭 upon 👦 these principles 👪 set 👌 forth 🔛 by the founding 🔎 fathers 😤👨 of this country 🇺🇸. We are too fat 🎅, we are too lazy 😴💨💤, we are too addicted 🙇🏻 to being keyboard ⌨ warriors ⚔🗡🔫 to ever 📆 do the right 👌 thing 📴.

The new 👌👀 slogan 🔫🚫 of the USA 🇺🇸?

"Abandon 👻 all 💯 hope 🙏, ye 👹 who enter 🚪 here."

Edit 📑 : You're literally 💯 all 💯 proving my point 📍 for me. Some of the same people 👩‍🍳👨🏽‍🔧💃 wishing 🙏 him 👨 ill 📝 and copping out calling 📲 me dramatic 🎭. Seriously 😐, this is pathetic 😂. As long 🍆😏 as you 👈😵 can keep 👌 talking 💬 you're good 👍, right ✔. Someone 👤 reminds 💭 you 👈 that people 👫 fought 🥊🔫 off 📴 this kind 🙁 of oppression 😡👺 to get 🉐 where we are and you 👈 just sit 💺 back 🔙 and call 👥☎📞 it crazy 😜. You 👉🏼 think 🤔 the proud 😤 boys 👶 gonna 🔥 sit 💺 back ⬅ and call 📲 people 👫 dramatic 😠, or chill ❄😌👍 out? Fuck 🖕🏻 no 🚫, they're 👨 gonna 👉⚠ fight 👊✊ for their overlord 👑💦🍆 and boost 🔥💯 the body 💪😍 count ◻🕓 while you 👈 sit 💺 and complain 😩. I 👁, for one ☝, have had it. I'm 💘 not gonna 👉 watch 👀 my kids 👦🏿👧🏿👧🏽 future 📡 burn 🔥 for this fucker 👉👌.

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Loc12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao did someone do all these emoji manually

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DodgeCharger_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know lol, found it on reddit.

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GayBoys4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grab a rope and some bleach.

(Because I want to kms after seeing that)

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ObongoForPrison2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Disregarding the epic pasta by "lovemytrashylabia" and this hilarious follow-up, we call the left cucks because they literally like watching more masculine men dump loads in their women. They live for it.

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Lotsofdieyareeahh 11 points ago +11 / -0

banning the donald subreddit literally was the best thing democrats can do to protect their base.

So many redditors were getting red-pilled with the_donald. Tech censorship is so real and we were all a witness to it.

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swimmingguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reddit is just a bunch of China bots + forced headlines. No different than going on CNN really. Just another echo chamber.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 9 points ago +11 / -2

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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PeytonManThing 18 points ago +19 / -1

Check top comment for context. This woman had a ridiculous book long TDS comment that led to a lot of backlash and she’s mad about it

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KAG_FTW 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you Ms trashylabia

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PinochetIsMyHero 8 points ago +8 / -0

I took a quick peek at that user's comment history. From the weird random capitalization and grammatical errors, it's very obvious that he/she/it is not a native English speaker. Offhand, I'd guess Chinese 50-cent army poster. The frequent pointless capitalization of Words gives a slight bias toward native German speaker, but the grammar suggests Chinese.

Also, it looks like Plobbit is deleting a lot of that poster's comments, 'cause when I try to look at context, a lot (including the one posted in OP's image) have been removed.

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TheTrumpDimension 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing.

The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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MeSewCorny 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the same pussy that wrote the copypasta.

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RuleoVicus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh my

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Dev404 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if they've noticed why they're being called pedophiles too. One step at a time.

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

A lot of the 200K dead is because of evil Democrat governors doing some evil fuckery.

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Slash78 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hope is gone.. it's goneeeee awaaayyyy for the Democrats. The rest of us normal folks are all good baby!

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Orwellian_Scholar 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is an echo chamber too, to some extent, but we are all aware that it's an echo chamber, because the "right" have self awareness, and the left are, nine times out of ten, delusional.

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

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"Abandonyay allyay opehay, yeay owhay enteryay erehay."

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG!! Do you have a translator for this? If not, you need some rest. How about a nice cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

tea, Earl Grey, hot.

That's what gave me the caffeine buzz to do this. You left out one criteria for tea though - Twinings loose leaf. Get your 12 month supply here: https://www.amazon.com/Twinings-London-Earl-Loose-Ounces/dp/B000F4F94I/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3H6R0OWZVE2Y0&dchild=1&keywords=twinings+earl+grey+tea&qid=1602033987&sprefix=twinings+%2Ctools%2C228&sr=8-4

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gropedbybiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

they're fucking evolving

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negiasu 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO

I was trying to find the original comment on reddit from this guy but apparently he deleted his account

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MAGA_Skull 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are IMMUNE to TENDIES!

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throwrightt 4 points ago +4 / -0

My gawd, my blood pressure went through the roof with all this salt! Mountains and mountains of rock salt, ground coarsely until it fills the universe with its sodium blessedness. This level of salt consumption is akin to an overdose, and yet, I feel fabulous reading this well-flavored, well-salted whining. I mean, I can't even... because I'm literally shaking right now (with laughter)

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

MORE SALT FOR THE SALT GODS!

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao

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shiggityx2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is beautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SanFranShitty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pure comic gold. God I love this site

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if this one is part of the bark like a dog brigade? True story: had a kid at one of the schools I worked at that would act like he was a dog; get down on all fours and bark at you; at the time I used to think "now, I've seen everything". I was obviously wrong. At least he had the excuse of suffering from schizophrenia among other things (and he wasn't violent, just barked when he was upset; I can deal with that)...these are supposedly sane, functioning citizens. Now I'm pretty sure I've seen enough because everything is perhaps beyond my ken.

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Stumptown 3 points ago +3 / -0

MY SIDES 🤣

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toasting in epic bread

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Update: "This user has deleted their account." - Reddit

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pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I spent like 20 minutes reading her comment history. It's hilarious. I'm pretty sure she's going to wind up redpilled.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or in a mental institution

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

希望消失了。不只是为我不仅为了你,也为了我们的未来和子孙后代的未来。特朗普走出那家医院偷走了几代人的希望。一个白人至上主义者,性别歧视,种族主义,混蛋谁轻描淡写这个世界已经看到至少100年来最致命的病毒刚刚得到说病毒,得到了那种护理和治疗,21万死亡的美国人没有得到,他走开了。唐纳德·特朗普毁灭了美国的未来,粉碎了我们的精神。

他的基地现在把他视为一个标志性的烈士, 并认为这是证明 (在他们眼里), 所有的时间, 他们是正确的。如果我们认为让他们遵守面具, 能力和社会疏远的任务是不可能的之前, 这个事件只是使它完全徒劳。很大一部分美国人已经证明他们没有应对致命行星大流行所需的批判性思维能力,现在他们将孕育出新一代更有力量的仇恨和无知。我们现在处于一种地位,即这些人将全力保证我们还有4年或4年以上的这个人把这个国家夷为平地。我们以前以为 Pb 是威胁?想想他们的弥赛亚什么时候离开这个。

再加上这个灾难性的消息,米奇·麦康奈尔已经关闭了各种立法,除了确认听证会,直到10月19日,让人们遭受没有钱,没有家,没有希望再过两个星期,你正是他们想要的。谈判失败。刚才每个人都得到了科维德。佩洛西可以吸吮它,因为,当然,正如爸爸米奇所说,她的错,她不会下来2.5万亿美元,以配合他们的0.5万亿颠簸。你听到南希的声音了吗?你要为美国失业者的痛苦负责。他们继续像社交媒体一样管理这个政府, 互联网并不存在来利用他们肮脏、懦弱的狗屎。

你知道吗?我会坐在这里说,是时候颁布革命权了。革命权是一国人民推翻一个违背其共同利益和(或)无因地威胁人民安全的政府的权利或义务。

谁知道这些话?

"我们认为这些真理是不言而喻的,即人人平等,由造物主赋予他们某些不可剥夺的权利,其中包括生命、自由和追求幸福。- 每当任何形式的政府破坏这些目的时,人民有权改变或废除它,并有权成立新政府,以这些原则为基础,以这种形式组织其权力,对他们来说,似乎最有可能影响他们的安全和幸福......他们的权利,是他们的责任,抛弃这样的政府,并为他们未来的安全提供新的警卫。

这是写这些话的确切时间和地点,但是这个政府,这个媒体,这个科技产业已经确保我们尽可能自满,我们永远也无法按照这个国家开国元勋们提出的这些原则行事。我们太胖了,太懒了,我们太沉迷于做键盘战士,不能做正确的事。

美国的新口号?

"放弃所有的希望, 你们谁进入这里。

编辑:你们真的在为我证明我的观点。有些人希望他生病, 并出来叫我戏剧性。说真的, 这太可悲了。只要你能继续说, 你很好, 对。有人提醒你, 人们击退了这种压迫, 以获得我们在哪里, 你只是坐下来, 称之为疯狂。你认为骄傲的男孩会坐下来叫人戏剧性, 还是冷静下来?妈的, 不, 他们会为他们的霸主而战, 提高身体计数, 而你坐下来抱怨。我,一个,已经拥有了它。我不会看我的孩子将来为这个混蛋燃烧

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nc777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the "science" had something like a 99% chance of living (can't find the latest stat.)
Why would they be surprised then?